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YOU WILL BURN, YOU WILL BUUUUUURN

Urban Meyer wants you to know that an attack on one costumed superhero lizard is an attack on all of them. Especially if it's on him.

Sentinel: Not sure if you’ve publicly commented about the Lane Kiffin controversy – does that maybe seem a little silly or humorous now in hindsight:
Meyer: "I didn’t find it humorous."

Sentinel: Not then, I’m sure, but perhaps now?
Meyer: "It’s not humorous. I can think of a few other words that I’m not going to say, but certainly not humorous."

Sentinel: Have you talked to Kiffin, or has he reached out and apologized:
(Meyer shakes head no).

Sentinel: For the fans, though, that certainly adds a little spice to the rivalry
Meyer: "I’m not going to comment on it any more than I just did. I guess you could say that."

He's going to pull a Comedian on the Vols in September. Slow-motion glass-exploding and everything. [/nerdgasmoverWatchmenconcluded.] You...you will buuuuuuuurn...

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Urban Meyer’s silence in the whole matter, really speaks volumes……..
Sentinel: Not sure if you’ve publicly commented about the Lane Kiffin controversy – does that maybe seem a little silly or humorous now in hindsight:
Meyer: "I didn’t find it humorous."
Translation: They will die, slllloooowwwwlly…….Oh, and fuck him.
Sentinel: Not then, I’m sure, but perhaps now?
Meyer: "It’s not humorous. I can think of a few other words that I’m not going to say, but certainly not humorous."
Translation: Here are some words : Timmy -SMASH!!!!!!!! Now thats funny and humorous!And fun to watch, if you are me and not them
Oh, and fuck him.
Sentinel: Have you talked to Kiffin, or has he reached out and apologized:
(Meyer shakes head no).
Translation: Fuck that, and before, during and after the game, he better bow his head and kneel when he sees me coming. I aint gonna apologize then, he better not apologize now, aint gonna help him. Oh and fuck him.

Sentinel: For the fans, though, that certainly adds a little spice to the rivalry
Meyer: "I’m not going to comment on it any more than I just did. I guess you could say that."
Translation: The only comment I am gonna make is, bet the OVER AND THE POINTS WOOOOOOO!!!! 3 Timeouts in the last 10 secs FTW!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeh BTW, fuck him.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 5, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

“And Kiffykins will look up and shout “Save me!” and Meyer will whisper “No…”

by psuphiman80 on Mar 5, 2009 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

Wow he seems really pissed still. Go have a good cry, Urban.

by etsuVol on Mar 5, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Carter covers the Seminoles in Tallahassee

That explains the bullshit question #1. Go fuck yourself, Carter. You got punk’d by Meyer, fucker.

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 5, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

The Gators were gonna pimp slap the Vols anyway…

If Kiffin is pissin’ off so many people right now, what can he do for an encore?

by www.southbendblarney.com on Mar 5, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

Cue the deluge of Florida posters with, “holy crap, Kiffin done did it now! Urban is going to sodomize him with a spiked baseball bat.” Blah blah blah.

Remind the world again, what is the difference in losing by 30 and losing by 60?

But, of course, Kiffin is not being classy like Urban. You know, classy Urban, the guy who wears Members Only leather jackets and time pieces made by Nike. I mean, really, Nike? You are not contractually obligated to wear that plastic piece of crap, and you know that.

Repeat after me: there is NOTHING, “classy,” about college football, specifically Southern college football.

Also, using the word “classy,” is not classy.

by Coop on Mar 5, 2009 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

Pull a Comedian….you mean Meyer’s gonna get thrown out a window? I LIKE THIS PLAN.

by Holly on Mar 5, 2009 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

Watchmen references? Say it ain’t so. Now Mjolnir, that’s cool.

Rocky: I thought you said be cool.
Apollo: That WAS cool.

by OhioDawg on Mar 5, 2009 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

@6 Nice job, you completely took down that strawman.

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 5, 2009 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

Dr. Commonwealth does not care about your petty worldly struggles.

by The Fake Gimel Martinez on Mar 5, 2009 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

Like that post, Pelican. Yeah Meyer’s silence speaks volumes, but at least he’s intelligent enough not to stoop to the bottom-feeding level of that snot-nosed piss ant up there in Rocky Flop right now.

I really hope we go RUTS on those hillbillies on 9/19; I really do. And after the game I really hope Meyer tells that little peckerwood, “Go FUCK youself!”

by jj gator on Mar 6, 2009 8:24 AM EST reply actions  

lol urban is still upset over a couple comments? are we in 9th grade still? well props to you for putting in a video with Muse in it.

by cyrus on Mar 6, 2009 8:53 AM EST reply actions  

It just doesn’t pay to tick off ole’ Urban:

Spurrier making pop-off comments after the upset in 2005….three straight losses, average score of 43-17. Mark Richt, telling kids to do stupid dance in end zone resulting in upset. Next game 49-10. Urban’s margin of victory of UT is currently 31-13…and Urban liked Fulmer……..

…..troubling days ahead….hope the Vols like the 4 star from Pahokee….may he bring you much joy…

by Stan Gable on Mar 6, 2009 8:57 AM EST reply actions  

I don’t know about you, but I don’t much care if we beat Tennessee by 20 or 60 this year.

Where I hope the REAL humiliation comes is in three years, when Kiffy is on the hot seat. I hear Urban is already planning the sequel to the 1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech game: 222-0, baby!

by Not You on Mar 6, 2009 9:00 AM EST reply actions  

If Meyer pulls a Comedian, Kiffin will just pull a Rorschach and make homophobic comments about Meyer in his diary. And by “diary” I mean “press conference.”

by Dante on Mar 6, 2009 9:04 AM EST reply actions  

#6:
The difference to a coach losing by 30 or 60 is that the 60 point losses seem to truncate the opportunities for a coach to run your mouth to the donors – I’m sure whatever NFL special teams he may be coaching in three years will be impressed, but in reality nobody actually cares, this is the off season and for those of us who aren’t entralled by Fulmer Cup standings, there’s not much else to discuss….

by Ltrain on Mar 6, 2009 9:18 AM EST reply actions  

Now this Kiffy v Urban debate is getting fun. Urban with just the right amount of “don’t give a shit” and “not funny” in response to the peurile verbal vomit of Kiffy. Lends some interest to the offseason and will provide an additional story line for the pregame, but the outcome of the game will not change. As stated above..it’ll be UT “sodomized with a spiked baseball bat.” Nice analogy.

by sb on Mar 6, 2009 9:19 AM EST reply actions  

Orson, you might as well merge the “blood, blood, blood” and “kiffykins” tags into one tag. I think the two are inseparable now.

by CincySooner on Mar 6, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

Remind the world again, what is the difference in losing by 30 and losing by 60?

Let’s ask the Vols boosters next fall, shall we?

by I R A Darth Aggie on Mar 6, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

that mashup has more intensity than the full-length film and, for that, it’s more faithful to the original by default.

by kleph on Mar 6, 2009 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

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