TORREY DAVIS: STILL ALIVE, STILL ON ROSTER
Torrey Davis, the Florida defensive tackle knifing in on the fourth and goal stand there, is not dead, booted off the team, bolted at the ankle to a tutor, or any other such foolishness as you may have heard. According to Jeremy Fowler of the Orlando Sentinel, Florida is not giving up on Davis, even though he’s in some kind of unspecified trouble of the sprained cerebrum variety. We will now give you the fair and balanced evaluation of such a case as viewed through the complete spectrum of sports blogging.
Pro-Florida: Urban Meyer’s not just about scoring on the field. He wants to make sure his players cross the goal line in the classroom, too.
Anti-Florida: Urban Crier just cain’t stop cheatin’ ARP! Top one percenna one percent my ass!
We congratulate our program for boldly demonstrating love and patience with a powerfully built, shockingly agile young man with academic issues. S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!
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MSUDoginAL says:
And Mississippi State earns it’s first Fulmer Cup points of the year…just for some possession with intent to distribute.
No clue how to include a link…maybe this will work
http://www.clarionledger.com/msublog
March 4th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
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arp-arp-arp says:
Study har Torrey Davis so some day this could be you!
http://mauriceclarett.wordpress.com/
March 4th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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idahobuckeye says:
ARP! ARP! UNFAIR! ARP!
March 4th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
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OhioDawg says:
OK, I’ll say it; Meyer thought any kind of punishment was way too harsh.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Is he on double secret probation?
March 4th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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BDoc says:
It has to be because he was hustlin’ everyday, right? Or, maybe he was pushin’ it to tha limit?
March 4th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
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zzgator says:
Oddly enough I ran into Torrey’s father while purchasing a Diet Mountain Dew at the RaceTrac on my way down to the BCSCG…and he indicated that Torrey has had some “issues” of the time to grow up variety and that he (Davis the elder) was glad that Urban was around to straighten him (Davis the younger) out.
FWIW
March 4th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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hobeg8r says:
O – the really big news coming out of Gainesville is the bill before the Florida legislature to finally allow Gator fans to be afforded the same treatment as UGA VI.
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090304/ARTICLES/903040967/1002
Have you reserved your spot yet?
March 4th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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hinesacl says:
If it’s just sprained brain…then I have no problem, arp. I don’t think any school allowing guys with Eight Hunderts on their SAT has a lot a room to talk, arp.
If he’s out with his boys havin’ a foe-tey before the state of Floorduh says he can….no prob, arp. Hell faaar, they just put in that law so they could get their damned Federal Highway money anyway….am I right? Know wha’ ‘m sayin’, bro…wink, wink, nudge, nudge…am I right!
If he’s going around doin’ choke slams on the beeotches and running up dead girls’ credit cards or throwing stuff out windows he took after he stuffed Orson in his locker when the five-oh show….then top one percentah, arp!
Of course, since we keep this all close to the vest (probably one made of denim), our imaginations are set completely free…..WEEEEE! Arp. (indiscriminate firing of uzi into air noise) You can’t spell GATORS WOOOOOOO!!! without GAT-TAT-TAT!!!
I mean after all, those beeotches and Gate-nerds getting their laptops yanked are GATORS WOOOOOOO!!!! too, right? Arp.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
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NRBQ says:
So, O, the anti-UF fanbase is comprised of Arp (Woof) Uga fans?
Au contraire, mon frère.
Everybody hates ya’ll (as you are all to aware).
March 4th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
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G1520 says:
Yes, It sucks to be on the top of the mountain.
Unfortunately for you guys, all the crap that gets thrown at us does roll back. lol
When you’re #1, everybody else is ‘number two.’
Go GATORS!
March 11th, 2009 at 10:09 am