Comments on: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: DAVE SOLLAZZO

By: MightyMightyMitzu

MightyMightyMitzu — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:04:49 +0000

Didn’t do so hot a job of shuttin down the mighty MTSU run game last season though. Although, to his credit, the game was played in the frienly confines of Floyd Stadium. NO BCS CONFERENCE TEAM GETS OUT ALIVE!!!!!!…with the noted exception of UVA…a.k.a. 1/2

By: Threepwood

Threepwood — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:40:47 +0000

This man has carried a magnificent porn star ’stache for years. As a youngster at Georgia Tech, I was on the scout O-Line while he was coaching the DL there. I saw things that you wouldn’t believe. I saw him get hit in the balls by a home run from the baseball field. I was told by another guy that they saw George O’Leary slap him. I saw him scream with the greatest urgency on a 4th down stand by the D-Line at one of his tackles….. clearly the subject was important- it was a critical point of the game- 4th quarter, slim lead, etc. He was yelling, and I am not making this up: “MERRIX (Watson, a DT at GT),TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!!”

God bless you and your mustache, sir.

By: TopheryG8er

TopheryG8er — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:26:16 +0000

Wow. Bravo fine sir. *Clap* Clap* *Clap**Clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*

By: DolichVespula

DolichVespula — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:48:58 +0000

There are, and can be no updated pictures of the stache – it’s taken on a life of its own, and destroys all cameras that try to reduce its magnificence to 1s and 0s.

By: chops056

chops056 — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:00:30 +0000

i thought u would all bask in the glory of this stache ill try to get an updated picture at some point.

By: steve

steve — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:05:09 +0000

SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH AGGRESSION!

By: donkeypunch

donkeypunch — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:34:30 +0000

Can’t wait til September when you post he weekly Dirty Sanchez bestowed upon Kiffin by rival coaches.

By: CK

CK — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:30:43 +0000

Dave “The Turk” Sollazzo: “He’s still alive. They hit him with five shots and he’s still alive! “

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:27:58 +0000

I’m seriously beginning to doubt my lineage.
I might be the only Italian guy over 15 who can’t grow a perfect ’stache.

Well done, Signore Sollazzo.