MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: DAVE SOLLAZZO
Our Mustache Wednesday ’stache of the day: Maryland defensive line coach Dave Sollazzo

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
We’ve been told it’s grown in more magnificently than its iteration here, and for that the world is a richer place.









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GamecockTony says:
I’m seriously beginning to doubt my lineage.
I might be the only Italian guy over 15 who can’t grow a perfect ’stache.
Well done, Signore Sollazzo.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
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CK says:
Dave “The Turk” Sollazzo: “He’s still alive. They hit him with five shots and he’s still alive! “
March 4th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
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donkeypunch says:
Can’t wait til September when you post he weekly Dirty Sanchez bestowed upon Kiffin by rival coaches.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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steve says:
SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH AGGRESSION!
March 4th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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chops056 says:
i thought u would all bask in the glory of this stache ill try to get an updated picture at some point.
March 4th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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DolichVespula says:
There are, and can be no updated pictures of the stache – it’s taken on a life of its own, and destroys all cameras that try to reduce its magnificence to 1s and 0s.
March 4th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
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TopheryG8er says:
Wow. Bravo fine sir. *Clap* Clap* *Clap**Clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
March 4th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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Threepwood says:
This man has carried a magnificent porn star ’stache for years. As a youngster at Georgia Tech, I was on the scout O-Line while he was coaching the DL there. I saw things that you wouldn’t believe. I saw him get hit in the balls by a home run from the baseball field. I was told by another guy that they saw George O’Leary slap him. I saw him scream with the greatest urgency on a 4th down stand by the D-Line at one of his tackles….. clearly the subject was important- it was a critical point of the game- 4th quarter, slim lead, etc. He was yelling, and I am not making this up: “MERRIX (Watson, a DT at GT),TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!!”
God bless you and your mustache, sir.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
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MightyMightyMitzu says:
Didn’t do so hot a job of shuttin down the mighty MTSU run game last season though. Although, to his credit, the game was played in the frienly confines of Floyd Stadium. NO BCS CONFERENCE TEAM GETS OUT ALIVE!!!!!!…with the noted exception of UVA…a.k.a. 1/2
March 5th, 2009 at 4:04 am