CURIOUS INDEX, 3/3/2009
by Orson on Mar 3, 2009 9:47 AM EST
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Mmmm. Crunk like this?
Oh, thank you Lane Kiffin for giving us something to do this offseason. OH NOES. South Dakota made Wisconsin's difficult slate for 2011, prompting Bill Snyder to scramble staffers to get in that phone book--the real one, NOT THE ONE THAT PLUGS INTO THE WALL AND HAS PORN IN IT--and find the number of that Texas State University team Scott Bakula played for in 1991. No, not the real one. THE ONE WITH THAT BAKULA KID. Bill Snyder doesn't appear in mirrors. Corey Wilson is in serious condition now, an upgrade from his initial grade of critical. The Oklahoma wide receiver may be paralyzed from the waist down as a result of his injuries, according to a teammate who spoke on condition of anonymity. Kindle Looking for 1st Round Status, Massive Copyright Settlement With Amazon. Sergio Kindle returned for his senior season to go in the first round, prove himself, etc, but the real number to take is 255, his new weight thanks to a blend of weightlifting and foodlifting he did this offseason to prepare for double teams and increased tangling with offensive linemen as a hybrid linebacker/down lineman. Guacamole: is there anything it can't do? Horrifying. That's the only word for going through this. Rescue efforts continue this morning. |
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If only Wisconsin would have manned up and scheduled such OOC teams as FAU, and Furman
by GoBrutus on Mar 3, 2009 9:54 AM EST reply actions
AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR WOMEN & CHILDREN!!!
Had to scroll fast fast fast past that vid or I’d lose Waffle House all over my keyboard.
by yoyofutbawl on Mar 3, 2009 10:04 AM EST reply actions
Are you mocking Furman? The Citadel gave Wisconsin a game in 2007, and Furman owns The Citadel. Wisconsin would be smart to stay away from the SoCon, as would certain other Big 10 brethren.
by Coop on Mar 3, 2009 10:23 AM EST reply actions
LSUFreek…just wow…and not in a good way…more a kinda sick, queasy, which-way-is-it gonna-come-out way.
by sb on Mar 3, 2009 10:56 AM EST reply actions
If only they also had early 90’s Kathy Ireland as their kicker, I may tune in to watch too….
by Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on Mar 3, 2009 11:43 AM EST reply actions
Nick Schuyler: Living proof that you don’t have to out-swim the shark, you just have to out-swim your friends.
by Harris on Mar 3, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions
I did say I wanted to see what Freek could do with the Orgeron dancing story. So I blame myself.
And Snyder better watch out because the Fighting Armadillos did scratch out a 3-3 tie in a driving rainstorm against Kansas. He might want to pass on scheduling them because K-State could lose that game.
by JD on Mar 3, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions
I did say I wanted to see what Freek could do with the Orgeron dancing story. So I blame myself.
And Snyder better watch out because the Fighting Armadillos did scratch out a 3-3 tie in a driving rainstorm against Kansas. He might want to pass on scheduling them because K-State could lose that game.
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!
by JD on Mar 4, 2009 12:18 AM EST reply actions
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