Comments on: CORRECTIONS, 2/27/2009

By: geno

geno — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:56:14 +0000

hilarious holly!
in re eisen, i believe it was orson in an earlier post who introduced me to one of my favorite new words-unrapid. and as for albom, can’t we just somehow get weiss to step on him and put us all out of our freekin’ misery? that guy’s like a fart smell in a hot classroom.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:44:07 +0000

Crabapple-

Get worried when all collitch coahes start hugging Putin. Saban will be the first, followed by [NAME REDACTED].

Ron Cherry is a ruse to all this crap.

By: WarChiziken

WarChiziken — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:00:51 +0000

I am wondering if the attack of the Chick-Fil-A cow had something to do with him begging little girls for hugs…. this gets me beat up every time. But then, I am wearing a Lou Holtz costume…

By: CapstoneAlum

CapstoneAlum — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:43:43 +0000

gosouthgohard FTW

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:36:45 +0000

Stellar work Holly.

Who the fuck wears a suit coat while running the 40. Since that has to account for some drag, it is still questionable that Swindle is faster. Unless you factor in that he went to Florida, and Eisen to Michigan. Now you can insert your own SEC speed joke here.

By: BJ

BJ — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:24:16 +0000

I hope O/S gives proper credit to the website of “The Bachelor” for the “erotic clown” reference.

By: gosouthgohard

gosouthgohard — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:12:02 +0000

Sounds like Ron Cherry was giving himself the business.

By: NittanyJackets

NittanyJackets — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:07:53 +0000

Little known is the fact that Bob Davie was actually a diversion so Rece Davis could finally get a chance to close on Erin Andrews (camera free this time)

By: Counter Trap

Counter Trap — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:47:03 +0000

Also: Colt McCoy is starting to creep me out in the vein of a young John Wayne Gacy.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:46:40 +0000

It does make sense that Ron Cherry was unmolested after a wank-n-choke in the panda enclosure. Those lazy bastards would be 50-50 at best for a shag even with a rampant Barry Switzer ready to lay some serious bamboo.

By: Counter Trap

Counter Trap — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:45:15 +0000

That is an actual Charlie Weis facial expression.

Correction: That is THE Charlie Weis facial expression.

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:41:19 +0000

I heard that Ron Cherry was found dead outside NCAA headquarters where the Rules Committee was meeting over the proposed change to taunting rules. Zoo…NCAA Headquarters….confusion as to the exact location understandable since they are so similar. Cause of death unchanged. Penn Wagers is in seclusion and being sedated at this time.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:29:59 +0000

I also enjoy the Hugh Downs advertisement for heart attacks and high blood pressure.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:28:19 +0000

That bootlegger’s boy is up to his old tricks. But that implies that at some point he stopped.

By: Double Dawg Dare Ya

Double Dawg Dare Ya — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:19:02 +0000

My guess is Davie wasn’t the first, and won’t be the last, to attempt to gain access to Ms. Dales while inappropriately attired and bearing sexual torture devices. Completely understandable.