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February 26, 2009

CERAMIC MONKEYS CAN’T BE WRONG.

When college football generates things like this…

…all boats are floated by a tide of joy it creates. (HT path: Joe Sports Fan through Bully for Old Mizzou.)

Filed under: Big 12 Conference, College football by Orson Swindle

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17 Responses to “CERAMIC MONKEYS CAN’T BE WRONG.”

1

furrer4heisman says:

Mmmmmmmm… Schlitz.

February 26th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
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meatybob says:

I should dig out that old whisky bottle given to me when I was 10 (bottle was empty) by the local creeply old maid known affectionally known as “the doglady”. Whisky bottle, shaped like a football, with Bob Devany’s head as the stopper. People knew how to live then.

PS. The New York Post approves of this photo.

February 26th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
3

TideInTx says:

Monkey in uniform = good
Schlitz in background = GREAT!!!!!!!

February 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
4

Billy From Baton Rouge says:

Sir if you can produce a similar monkey in LSU digs I will cut you a blank check. Please fill out any amount and I will pay it.

February 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
5

Brian O'Blivion says:

Al and Jesse are already planning their shakedowns if someone mass produces these things.

February 26th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
6

Crabapple Buck says:

This may have been the monkey that Howard Cosell confused with Alvin Garrett on a Monday night NFL game.

February 26th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
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The Holy Grail says:

Schlitz… the beer of champions… until the next morning when you have the “Schlitz’s”

Rev. Al is on line seven… and is holding….. still…. holding…..

Keep up the great work….

February 26th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
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1970 Silver Football says:

@ 6

Let’s not forget that Cosell called Mike Adamle a “little monkey” too.

February 26th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:

BTW, the old tag line for Schlitz was – ‘When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer.’

February 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:

Jimmy “The Greek” doesnt see a problem with this.

This could go off the rails REAL quick.

February 26th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:

Consequently, I am currently enthralled with the Animal Planets “Dark Days in Monkey City”….let me be the first to point out that Gemini is a slut. A woman will always be the downfall of powerful men no matter what the species.
All I can gather from this show is monkeys like to fight, and have unattached sex with multiple partners so that no one knows who the daddy is, therefore, no male monkeys will kill the young ones cause it could be their kid. And they like to get drunk off of fermented fruit.ALOT. There is no parallel to anything here, move along.

February 26th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
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sb says:

Wasn’t Schlitz “the thirst slaker”? Can’t remember if it was from my early childhood or some other dimension I was hangin’ out in at the time…my lesbian buddhist psychic will know…

February 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:

@9 re: When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YvCng01j4g

February 26th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:

That monkey that got shot must have been drunk on Schiltz beer. It all makes sense now.
I once tried to take a beer from a monkey in Cancun once…..ONCE.

February 26th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:

“SCHLITZ – Go For The Gusto”. Never quite understood what gusto was.

Forget this out of beer crap. It was the top seller in the 60s. And anybody who can tell me who Jim Windham of Shuqulak, MS was outside of any Wikipedia entry gets a case of Blatz.

BTW, MANT! was on HBO today. Classic.

February 27th, 2009 at 12:20 am
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jd says:

if that monkey was in a newspaper someone would have to issue an apology to jesse jackson.

because he is the emporer of….i’ll stop now.

February 27th, 2009 at 9:06 am
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Kerwin4two says:

Monkey in Mizzou jersey with “M” on chest – Hilarious
Monkey in Mizzou jersey with “M”on chest and number on back – Not so much

February 27th, 2009 at 10:14 am