CERAMIC MONKEYS CAN'T BE WRONG.

Mmmmmmmm… Schlitz.

I should dig out that old whisky bottle given to me when I was 10 (bottle was empty) by the local creeply old maid known affectionally known as “the doglady”. Whisky bottle, shaped like a football, with Bob Devany’s head as the stopper. People knew how to live then.

PS. The New York Post approves of this photo.

Monkey in uniform = good
Schlitz in background = GREAT!!!!!!!

Sir if you can produce a similar monkey in LSU digs I will cut you a blank check. Please fill out any amount and I will pay it.

Al and Jesse are already planning their shakedowns if someone mass produces these things.

This may have been the monkey that Howard Cosell confused with Alvin Garrett on a Monday night NFL game.

Schlitz… the beer of champions… until the next morning when you have the “Schlitz’s”

Rev. Al is on line seven… and is holding….. still…. holding…..

Keep up the great work….

@ 6

Let’s not forget that Cosell called Mike Adamle a “little monkey” too.

BTW, the old tag line for Schlitz was – ‘When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer.’

Jimmy “The Greek” doesnt see a problem with this.

This could go off the rails REAL quick.

Consequently, I am currently enthralled with the Animal Planets “Dark Days in Monkey City”….let me be the first to point out that Gemini is a slut. A woman will always be the downfall of powerful men no matter what the species.
All I can gather from this show is monkeys like to fight, and have unattached sex with multiple partners so that no one knows who the daddy is, therefore, no male monkeys will kill the young ones cause it could be their kid. And they like to get drunk off of fermented fruit.ALOT. There is no parallel to anything here, move along.

Wasn’t Schlitz “the thirst slaker”? Can’t remember if it was from my early childhood or some other dimension I was hangin’ out in at the time…my lesbian buddhist psychic will know…

@9 re: When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YvCng01j4g

That monkey that got shot must have been drunk on Schiltz beer. It all makes sense now.
I once tried to take a beer from a monkey in Cancun once…..ONCE.

“SCHLITZ – Go For The Gusto”. Never quite understood what gusto was.

Forget this out of beer crap. It was the top seller in the 60s. And anybody who can tell me who Jim Windham of Shuqulak, MS was outside of any Wikipedia entry gets a case of Blatz.

BTW, MANT! was on HBO today. Classic.

if that monkey was in a newspaper someone would have to issue an apology to jesse jackson.

because he is the emporer of….i’ll stop now.

Monkey in Mizzou jersey with “M” on chest – Hilarious
Monkey in Mizzou jersey with "M"on chest and number on back – Not so much