NICK SABAN!!! LIVE! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
For just $35, you and your loved ones can get your faces rocked off by the Dark Lord of Rock himself: NICK SABAN. That’s only a dollar per soul-scorching glare! Or fifty cents per use of the word “process!”
The Crimson Caravan Tour will hit all of the top spots, of course: Bimini, Ibiza, Davos, Yalta. Just kidding: they’ll be traipsing through the very dark heart of Trucksylvania itself: Mobile, Panama City, Birmingham, Montgomery, and Atlanta, where Saban and Three Doors Down will treat the Gwinnett Arena to an evening of conditioning drills and songs for guys with goatees and tribal armband tattoos.
Dress is business casual. As for the definition of that…
…why, yes sir! That’s exactly what we meant by “business casual.” See you there!
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Business casual? She’s on it, sir.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:14 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
Thank God for Alabama. Their fanbase makes ours look sane by comparison.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:26 am
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Sablesma says:
I almost don’t wanna say it…
but is that Perez Hilton gettin the TIDE TO ROLL?
oh my shame…
February 25th, 2009 at 11:28 am
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kleph says:
i’m organizing the stop in pacasmayo, peru. prepare to get your gnarly on after the festivities.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:35 am
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meatybob says:
I love fat people. Not a Matt Damon, Sean Penn, or a Jonas brother in the whole lot. It’s the skinny people that f up the world.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:35 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
I’m disappointed that he is not giving away discount coupons to Nick Saban’s Gray Suit Warehouse in conjunction with this tour.
And where are the sponsors? I’m amazed he missed that angle.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am
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To Hell With Georgia says:
I like how the FAQ says Coach Saban will be unable to meet with any high school student, period. Apparently signing an autograph for a nerdy 9th grade girl is an egregious recruiting violation.
tOSU fanbase sane? Perhaps them and Bama are in different wards of the mental hospital. I wouldn’t want to release tOSU out onto the general public any time soon.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:50 am
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Anonymous IV says:
Passion…sometimes it should put on some clothes.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
Crabapple Buck, these two gentlemen appear to be operating at full capacity.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/05/19/osufans.jpg
And just for fun..
http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd59/Deebrown1983/?action=view¤t=crying_fans.jpg
Can anyone in Ohio grow more than a middle school ball-tickler?
(In the interest of full disclosure, we do have some crazies pulling for the Tide)
February 25th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
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BDoc says:
Kleph, unfortunately Saban doesn’t have time to catch any sweet barrels at El Faro.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
# 1, I’ll take things I can’t unsee for $1,000 Alex. A little warning, PLEASE. Forget about not safe for work, that picture is not safe for your sanity, general well being, and ability to sleep at night. Damn, that’s gonna haunt my dreams.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
The Saban Grey Suit Warehouse is now selling vests.
/wonders how that picture has never been on EDSBS
February 25th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
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Sparrow says:
kleph – sick, sick, sick… is it throwing like that right now?
February 25th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Capstone –
The first two knuckleheads probably have to register with the police where they live. They plus the idiot in the white cape and cowboy hat are camera/attention whores that somehow get tickets to every game.
The second link was to the late Orlas King. He was a generous donator to the marching band and the university in general. He was a genuine fan who passed away about 2-3 years ago. Known as “Neutron Man” because when the band played The Neutron Dance he broke out in dance and got the crowd going in the stadium.
We are missing full body tattoos in our fanbase though. Not saying they don’t exist. I just haven’t seen them. Yet.
Thanks to BO’B, we see that Saban is vesting it, making the lines between the two schools harder to distinguish.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
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robert says:
Those pictures will now never exit my brain. Thanks, all.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
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Michael says:
If you only had a dime for every funny comment that’s left here on your blog might be able to earn a quarter.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Michael @16’s comment is brought to you by Gay Giraffe.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
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Atlantadomer says:
Okay so is this dude’s neck so red that the red paint will not adhere to it??
Put a cheap suit and tie on this ass clown and he is “every Baptist choir director” I’ve ever known…
Look at his mouth – you know he just said, “Aw shucks” outloud.
That’s right people, I’m feeling an 11 win season in 2009 for the Irish and that allows me to retake my rightful place in the college football blogosphere – acting infinitely superior intellectually to every other alum and fan of every other school.
You are all on notice – especially you Stacy Keibler – your run is coming to an end courtesy of Mitch Mustain’s mother.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
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As I’ve said before, Alex Gatewood is quaking in his tassel loafers at The Locker Room over The Gray Suit Warehouse. This gives him even more cause to worry. And what’s next? Gray shirts to compliment his straw hat line?
February 25th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Domer: Its On Like Donkey Kong Dept:
#18: I have enjoyed USC’s 30-point or so beatdowns of ND recently. However, most other non-USC fans have lost interest in the USC-ND soiree (however this thang is spelled).
It will be fun seeing a more competitive ND go into the USC game full of unbridled enthusiasm, only to get beat down again – at home. But, this time, more eyeballs will be around to see the carnage.
Mustain’s mom? She has been as quiet as a mouse during the past few years. Pete Carroll has charmed the crabbyness out of her, probably. Either Mustain or Corp will do fine with the team.
I think this game has a good chance of geting to the level of being one of the top games of the college footbaw season again.
February 25th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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crimson daddy says:
Orson, you left off the most important city….Memphis.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
February 25th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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kleph says:
@Sparrow november through april. and while you’ll be wrestling a passle of peruvian wavehounds, gringos tend to be few and far between.
February 25th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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hobeg8r says:
Panama City, FL? Really? Is there a huge Alabama fan base there? It has a population of what? 10,000? I could see some sort of fan base for F$U….but the Tide?
February 25th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
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General Disarray says:
hobeg8r,
Panama City is a part of the “Redneck Riviera”, that wonderful section of the state more commonly known as Florabama, who’s sole point of usefulness is that it lessens the amount of Alabama you have to drive through to get to Nawlins and points west.
February 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
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Michael says:
#17
Brian O’Blivion says:
Michael @16’s comment is brought to you by Gay Giraffe.
Like I said earlier…………not funny.
You fail at being funny; give it up and stay true to yourself. Just come out already, your boyfriend won’t mind.
February 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
@25 Hey douchebag, I don’t give a fuck what you find funny. Piss off.
February 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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Sparrow says:
kleph – well there’s nothing I enjoy more than trying to politely pick off the dregs of a set from the locals… I’m sure there’s an empty break or three down there, right?
February 25th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
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hobeg8r says:
General Disarray – thanks for the geography lesson. I don’t spend any time in the Panhandle and thought it was strange that Bama would have a strong following in FL. I just considered Panama City a place where wealthy northerners build winter vacation homes (to be blown away occasionally by a hurricane).
February 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
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CapstoneLawStudent says:
@28 No, hobegr8r, Panama City would be where drunken college student forget who gave them chlamydia.
February 25th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
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kleph says:
it’s the longest left handed break in the world. you’ll have plenty to keep you busy, i’m sure.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:02 am
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Michael says:
#26
Brian O’Blivion spews:
@25 Hey douchebag, I don’t give a fuck what you find funny. Piss off.
Ouch……..that’s such a hurtful thing to say coming from a guy who’s used to being a “Power Bottom” When you boyfriend is on top of you does it bother you that his sweat gets in your eye?
February 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
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alex hamilton says:
Laugh it up. Lest you forget that your fans are infamous for mullets and jean shorts. Really. What kind of person can wear jean shorts to a sporting event on a 87 degree day where they will be seated on aluminum and fry.
To jump in the lowbrow commentary; Florida won’t be shit as soon as Tebow and the rest of that 2006 class are gone.
On the bright side, at least UF did win two National Championships. Ohio State is just embarassingly overrated. TOSU is synnonymous with premature ejaculation. Lots of build up, but incredibly dissapointing.
And what’s with all the lame homosexual cracks? What a bunch of fucking loosers. You people are worse than Barners. Is that the best you morons can come up with? It’s like being at the economic policy meeting for the DNC; none of you have a fucking clue you just want to see which one of you can spout the most bullshit out of your mouths.
Look for Alabama to dominate the SEC West again this year but loose to UF in the Championship Game, again,,,,, dammit. But #1 recruiting classes from 2008 to 2011, payback shall be Alabama smacking you in the face for five championships during 2010 to 2014. You know,,, a slap in the face; much like how that slut that gave all you UF graduates chlamydia at Panama City in 2003 did as you tried to put a romantic spin on your “consentual” yet forced, drunken intercourse.
February 27th, 2009 at 12:13 am