NICK SABAN!!! LIVE! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

Business casual? She’s on it, sir.

Thank God for Alabama. Their fanbase makes ours look sane by comparison.

I almost don’t wanna say it…
but is that Perez Hilton gettin the TIDE TO ROLL?
oh my shame…

i’m organizing the stop in pacasmayo, peru. prepare to get your gnarly on after the festivities.

I love fat people. Not a Matt Damon, Sean Penn, or a Jonas brother in the whole lot. It’s the skinny people that f up the world.

I’m disappointed that he is not giving away discount coupons to Nick Saban’s Gray Suit Warehouse in conjunction with this tour.

And where are the sponsors? I’m amazed he missed that angle.

I like how the FAQ says Coach Saban will be unable to meet with any high school student, period. Apparently signing an autograph for a nerdy 9th grade girl is an egregious recruiting violation.

tOSU fanbase sane? Perhaps them and Bama are in different wards of the mental hospital. I wouldn’t want to release tOSU out onto the general public any time soon.

Passion…sometimes it should put on some clothes.

Crabapple Buck, these two gentlemen appear to be operating at full capacity.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/05/19/osufans.jpg

And just for fun..
http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd59/Deebrown1983/?action=view&current=crying_fans.jpg
Can anyone in Ohio grow more than a middle school ball-tickler?

(In the interest of full disclosure, we do have some crazies pulling for the Tide)

Kleph, unfortunately Saban doesn’t have time to catch any sweet barrels at El Faro.

1. 1, I’ll take things I can’t unsee for $1,000 Alex. A little warning, PLEASE. Forget about not safe for work, that picture is not safe for your sanity, general well being, and ability to sleep at night. Damn, that’s gonna haunt my dreams.

The Saban Grey Suit Warehouse is now selling vests.

/wonders how that picture has never been on EDSBS

kleph – sick, sick, sick… is it throwing like that right now?

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The first two knuckleheads probably have to register with the police where they live. They plus the idiot in the white cape and cowboy hat are camera/attention whores that somehow get tickets to every game.

The second link was to the late Orlas King. He was a generous donator to the marching band and the university in general. He was a genuine fan who passed away about 2-3 years ago. Known as “Neutron Man” because when the band played The Neutron Dance he broke out in dance and got the crowd going in the stadium.

We are missing full body tattoos in our fanbase though. Not saying they don’t exist. I just haven’t seen them. Yet.

Thanks to BO’B, we see that Saban is vesting it, making the lines between the two schools harder to distinguish.

Those pictures will now never exit my brain. Thanks, all.

If you only had a dime for every funny comment that’s left here on your blog might be able to earn a quarter.

Michael @16’s comment is brought to you by Gay Giraffe.

Okay so is this dude’s neck so red that the red paint will not adhere to it??

Put a cheap suit and tie on this ass clown and he is “every Baptist choir director” I’ve ever known…

Look at his mouth – you know he just said, “Aw shucks” outloud.

That’s right people, I’m feeling an 11 win season in 2009 for the Irish and that allows me to retake my rightful place in the college football blogosphere – acting infinitely superior intellectually to every other alum and fan of every other school.

You are all on notice – especially you Stacy Keibler – your run is coming to an end courtesy of Mitch Mustain’s mother.

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As I’ve said before, Alex Gatewood is quaking in his tassel loafers at The Locker Room over The Gray Suit Warehouse. This gives him even more cause to worry. And what’s next? Gray shirts to compliment his straw hat line?

Domer: Its On Like Donkey Kong Dept:

#18: I have enjoyed USC’s 30-point or so beatdowns of ND recently. However, most other non-USC fans have lost interest in the USC-ND soiree (however this thang is spelled).

It will be fun seeing a more competitive ND go into the USC game full of unbridled enthusiasm, only to get beat down again – at home. But, this time, more eyeballs will be around to see the carnage.

Mustain’s mom? She has been as quiet as a mouse during the past few years. Pete Carroll has charmed the crabbyness out of her, probably. Either Mustain or Corp will do fine with the team.

I think this game has a good chance of geting to the level of being one of the top games of the college footbaw season again.

Orson, you left off the most important city….Memphis.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

@Sparrow november through april. and while you’ll be wrestling a passle of peruvian wavehounds, gringos tend to be few and far between.

Panama City, FL? Really? Is there a huge Alabama fan base there? It has a population of what? 10,000? I could see some sort of fan base for F$U….but the Tide?

hobeg8r,

Panama City is a part of the “Redneck Riviera”, that wonderful section of the state more commonly known as Florabama, who’s sole point of usefulness is that it lessens the amount of Alabama you have to drive through to get to Nawlins and points west.

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Brian O’Blivion says:

Michael @16’s comment is brought to you by Gay Giraffe.

Like I said earlier…………not funny.

You fail at being funny; give it up and stay true to yourself. Just come out already, your boyfriend won’t mind.

@25 Hey douchebag, I don’t give a fuck what you find funny. Piss off.

kleph – well there’s nothing I enjoy more than trying to politely pick off the dregs of a set from the locals… I’m sure there’s an empty break or three down there, right?

General Disarray – thanks for the geography lesson. I don’t spend any time in the Panhandle and thought it was strange that Bama would have a strong following in FL. I just considered Panama City a place where wealthy northerners build winter vacation homes (to be blown away occasionally by a hurricane).

@28 No, hobegr8r, Panama City would be where drunken college student forget who gave them chlamydia.

it’s the longest left handed break in the world. you’ll have plenty to keep you busy, i’m sure.

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Brian O’Blivion spews:

@25 Hey douchebag, I don’t give a fuck what you find funny. Piss off.

Ouch……..that’s such a hurtful thing to say coming from a guy who’s used to being a “Power Bottom” When you boyfriend is on top of you does it bother you that his sweat gets in your eye?

Laugh it up. Lest you forget that your fans are infamous for mullets and jean shorts. Really. What kind of person can wear jean shorts to a sporting event on a 87 degree day where they will be seated on aluminum and fry.

To jump in the lowbrow commentary; Florida won’t be shit as soon as Tebow and the rest of that 2006 class are gone.

On the bright side, at least UF did win two National Championships. Ohio State is just embarassingly overrated. TOSU is synnonymous with premature ejaculation. Lots of build up, but incredibly dissapointing.

And what’s with all the lame homosexual cracks? What a bunch of fucking loosers. You people are worse than Barners. Is that the best you morons can come up with? It’s like being at the economic policy meeting for the DNC; none of you have a fucking clue you just want to see which one of you can spout the most bullshit out of your mouths.

Look for Alabama to dominate the SEC West again this year but loose to UF in the Championship Game, again,,,,, dammit. But #1 recruiting classes from 2008 to 2011, payback shall be Alabama smacking you in the face for five championships during 2010 to 2014. You know,,, a slap in the face; much like how that slut that gave all you UF graduates chlamydia at Panama City in 2003 did as you tried to put a romantic spin on your “consentual” yet forced, drunken intercourse.