FULMER CUP: THE BIG BOARD
The board, late but still here courtesy of Brian. (Who, yes, is Mandingoesque in the manner of Reggie Nelson.)
Remember that Florida’s points may go up–Carl Johnson’s hearing has been moved on a continuance to April–and that Hawaii’s score, unless assisted by another teammate, is solely the work of a single player, and would likely be discounted for the Ellis T. Jones III Award for Individual Achievement. It’s February. We have a long, long way to go people.










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hobeg8r says:
So, who other than Carl Johnson was awarded points for UF. He was originally awarded 2. Is this new math? Was someone else arrested? I am so confused.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
2
etsuVol says:
I just want to know why Carl Johnson isn’t being mentioned during all of this? Pro-gator bias?
February 24th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
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AlanInDC says:
Ball State… taking over.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Note to commentariat –
The first quarter of Fulmer Cup ends this weekend. We got off to a slow start, but finished the quarter strong. If the second quarter resumes like this one is ending it should be be a shootout – literally. Keep in mind, we haven’t even had spring break yet! With warmer weather comes more mischevious activity. My prediction, watch for Michigan to make a move in Q2.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
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Kerwin4two says:
Gators get double points to forstall any accusations of favoritism
February 24th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
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hobeg8r says:
O – the temporary injunction is a CIVIL matter. Even if the injunction was made permanent in April’s hearing – it would still be a CIVIL injunction and not subject to more Fulmer points. The only way points should go up would be if he was subsequently arrested for the alleged sexual assaults or – if he continued to violate the injunction.
[Showing my thug Gator bias]
February 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
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sb says:
etsu @#2…is Carl Johnson not getting mentioned in all this? Oh, he of the double secret peace bond…and triple sexual assault allegations from months ago (stemming from an argument about the use of a condom) which somehow went unreported…that Carl Johnson? We’ll see…
February 24th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
I agreez with the lawyering deftly displayed in #6. Florida’s got two points for Mr. San Andreas Carl Johnson.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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Questionable at Best says:
I’ve always wondered which Brian is well endowed? Is it Georgia Tech Brian or Michigan Brian?
February 24th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
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Erik says:
MGoBrian is Brian Cook.
February 24th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
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Questionable at Best says:
I know Brian Cook is MGoBrian, but there is Brian from Ramblin’ Racket as well. I wasn’t sure which of the two runs the board and is swinging low.
February 24th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
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OnTap says:
Finally, the Gators finally do something that the police find out about NOT in season! We’ve already had one Gator booted off the team for choke slamming a girl in her dorm room and telling her he’d do who knows what to her if she called the cops. But, “No problem, mon!!!” It’s during the season!!! You can beeotch slap girls and give ‘em two caps in the back of the head as long as it’s football season in the Orson world!!
Hey, Orson, can I get a “Get outta jail free card” from Sept-Dec? I got this hot girl that won’t give me her sex, but I can wait for a few months to get “My Gator” on!
February 24th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
13
gurn says:
Don’t know how this will affect the standings, but Brennan Houston of Southern Miss (reserve linebacker with the weed, not the RB with the itchy trigger finger) pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor possession charge.
The judge will hold his ruling for six months. If the kid complies with the probation requirements, the charges will then be dismissed.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
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LSUKevin says:
Hawaii continues to prove they ca compete with the big dogs.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
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meg says:
Amazed that all UGA players have nearly made it through two months without moving vehicular violations.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
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CincySooner says:
OnTap… you gotta know the rules to play the game. The Fulmer Cup’s namesake was notorious for having offseason troubles. Thus it is an offseason contest. The FC is a fine institution, but do you really think anyone would pay attention the the FC race when there’s tueasday-night MAC football to watch? Didn’t think so.
Meg… Give it time. Spring Break will soon be upon us. The weather will start to warm. QBs will cuddle. And a Georgia player will get pulled over after a two-hour game of “where’s the bottom of this bottle?”
February 25th, 2009 at 8:30 am
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KRK says:
ontap,
It was a ‘frog-splash’ made famous by Eddie Guerrero, not a choke slam.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:52 am
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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker says:
i really hate to admit it, but it is no longer the fact that some criminals are out walking the streets or on shorter sentences due to the plea bargain process, rather it is the impact that it has of the FC scoring.
It is also disturbing to me that through 7 years in college and 30 years on this earth, I still know more about the legal system from watching Law & Order and from reading this feature than i ever learned elsewhere…
thank you EDSBS.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
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Jesus says:
Da U is gettin’ ready to blow up, I can feel it in the air.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker says:
i really hate to admit it, but it is no longer the fact that some criminals are out walking the streets or on shorter sentences due to the plea bargain process that gets under my skin, rather it is the impact that it has of the FC scoring.
It is also disturbing to me that through 7 years in college and 30 years on this earth, I still know more about the legal system from watching Law & Order and from reading this feature than i ever learned elsewhere…
thank you EDSBS.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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Jay says:
Isn’t it cool that no Vols are on here this year?
February 25th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
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sb says:
Jay @ #21…just wait…Kiffy’s gotta be workin’ up some pure, high quality levels of dumbass…who says coaches can’t contribute to the Fulmer Cup’s glorification of idiocy? Isn’t throwing that Stuckey’s Pecan Log Roll out the bus window at a passing car illegal? Maybe not in Dollyworld…
February 25th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
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Lost is on says:
How many points for being invaded by the FBI?
Rumor is, Tebow’s the brainchild. Never suspect the circumcisioner.
This must put UF at the pinnacle, no matter how much WVU, UL, FSU, Ball State and Sweatervest want it.
February 25th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
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denotsmai says:
wsu tied @3
does this mean wazzu is considered a party school again?
February 27th, 2009 at 2:05 am