CURIOUS INDEX, 2/20/2009
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| Glory, glory to old Staffy. Matt Stafford to take part in combine running drills, after questions were raised in numerous interviews about his ability to hold up his giant fetus head in an NFL-speed environment.
Absolutely not an artist’s rendition. Nope. REAL LIFE PHOTOGRAPHY by LSUFreek. Us? We imply nothing. Butch Davis is one-third the man June Jones is, dismissing three players from Carolina for that standby classic Violation Of Team Policy. The Dread Pirate Leach returns to the fold. A most welcome development, summarized most succintly by one of our own commenters: “That’s good, because Leach is still cool and he wouldn’t be the same outside of Texas (recruiting advantages). Also good because if Tech fired him, that would be FUCKTARDED.” Oh, my! Uncles Verne-and-Gary meet Hugo Chavez. Follow the leader. Tennessee demigod and current Duke patriarch David Cutcliffe gets his Twit on. The more you know. For any of you brave souls preparing to join us in Vegas: We have a hunch this will come in handy. The only logical followup to the EDSBS Grits & Grillades Bowl Presented By YellaWood. College Football Talk is crowning their own national champion. Hinton ponders adding his own. Suggestions and schematics for our own trophy welcome below. |
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crane says:
Apparently Stafford’s head has already been prepared for futurama
February 20th, 2009 at 9:36 am
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Tom Kazansky says:
Is there an EDSBS gathering in Vegas I’m unaware of?
February 20th, 2009 at 9:47 am
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Counter Trap says:
What Tom K asked above.
February 20th, 2009 at 9:55 am
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Doug says:
I could see shelling out a few bucks for #s 1 and 8 on the Las Vegas Review-Journal list, and #23 looks like she probably cleans up all right, but the rest . . . aren’t hookers in Sin City sort of assumed to be hotter than hookers elsewhere? Or do you have to head outside the city limits to the various brothels to get the really good stuff?
February 20th, 2009 at 9:56 am
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CKGator says:
Wait, what? Vegas? When? And why weren’t we properly notified??
February 20th, 2009 at 10:13 am
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Coop says:
I believe that only 2 of those Carolina players were on scholarship.
Strike up the band for Coach Cut. No, you can never have him back. The stress at Tennessee might kill him, literally. At Duke, we will settle for a winning season every now and then.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:15 am
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WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Wouldn’t an EDSBS National Title Trophy be a golden 12-person beer bong?
February 20th, 2009 at 10:24 am
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anon says:
How is this missing from the Fulmer cup?
http://deadspin.com/5156509/locker-room-horror-stories-colorado-state-edition?skyline=true&s=x
February 20th, 2009 at 10:41 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
The name of my trophy would be called “The Peoples Champion” and would have a bronzed likeness of Lil Baby Devil Swindle on top of it. It would honor the team that has a decent record, who,in theory, should get a shot at the MNC game, but in reality, has no shot in hell====(2007,2008 USC), 2008 Utah, and 2007 Georgia, and 2004 Auburn…
February 20th, 2009 at 10:43 am
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Counter Trap says:
After considerable thought:
A life-size aluminum sculpture of Mark Mangino, Ralph Friedgen and Charlie Weis attached at the knees with accompanying giant rotating christmas tree color lamp.
The entire structure would be mounted on its own aircraft carrier and, therefore, would be awarded only teams from coastal states, not including Hawaii because it might cause an Atlantis-type event.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:57 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
New Mexico is about to get some Fulmer Cup love. Jamar Hornsby wonders what the big deal is. MWC, represent!
February 20th, 2009 at 11:33 am
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Raider Red says:
BREAKFAAAAAAAST!!! WE NEEEEEED BREAKFAAAAAAAAST!!! (With a Bud Light in an aluminum bottle)
Made my reservations yesterday. Barry Manilow Theatre, here I come!
Combined with the Leach re-signing, this is a great week.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:36 am
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DrB says:
And Butch will remove a couple more schollies around Spring Practice, along with Satan….err Saban.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:39 am
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Coop says:
@ 13
Like Tommy did with Ray Ray because Dwayne Allen changed his mind and signed with Clemson?
Not quite apples to apples as RR was in no way living up to his end of “scholarship holder,” agreement, in terms of doing what every other player was doing, but glass houses and all that.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
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millon de Floss says:
Latrina? Really?
February 20th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
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DrB says:
Tommy didnt kick Ray Ray off because of Dwayne Allen and oversignage issues. He booted Ray Ray because he’s an idiot. They had scholarships to give and still grayshirted 2 guys.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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CincySooner says:
No irony whatsoever in the date attached to the hooker mugshots. Feb14, 2009. Nope. None at all.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
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CincySooner says:
#8
be patient young grasshopper…. you can’t assess points until official charges have been filed.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
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Harris says:
I’m seeing the Orgeron holding aloft a human heart, blood dripping across his face and chest, his still-warm victim laying at his feet. The inscription reads, “Blood makes the grass grow, motherfucker.”
February 20th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
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PW says:
Harris:
You’re seeing that too? Phew, thought I was hallucinating for a second there.
February 20th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
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WarChiziken says:
gotta give it to those hookers who managed to smile for the mug shot – guess they thought any time a photo is taken for public distribution it may result in more clients
and you can pretty much count on the fact that these were not the connected-high-priced-ladies-of-sin…just yer average independent worker puttin’ out for another pack of Marlboros and a 12-pack for the laid off construction worker back home at the trailer park
February 20th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Studley says:
BCS rankings for low-end prostitutes. What a concept!
February 21st, 2009 at 10:05 am