CURIOUS INDEX, 2/20/2009

Apparently Stafford’s head has already been prepared for futurama

Is there an EDSBS gathering in Vegas I’m unaware of?

What Tom K asked above.

I could see shelling out a few bucks for #s 1 and 8 on the Las Vegas Review-Journal list, and #23 looks like she probably cleans up all right, but the rest . . . aren’t hookers in Sin City sort of assumed to be hotter than hookers elsewhere? Or do you have to head outside the city limits to the various brothels to get the really good stuff?

Wait, what? Vegas? When? And why weren’t we properly notified??

I believe that only 2 of those Carolina players were on scholarship.

Strike up the band for Coach Cut. No, you can never have him back. The stress at Tennessee might kill him, literally. At Duke, we will settle for a winning season every now and then.

Wouldn’t an EDSBS National Title Trophy be a golden 12-person beer bong?

How is this missing from the Fulmer cup?

http://deadspin.com/5156509/locker-room-horror-stories-colorado-state-edition?skyline=true&s=x

The name of my trophy would be called “The Peoples Champion” and would have a bronzed likeness of Lil Baby Devil Swindle on top of it. It would honor the team that has a decent record, who,in theory, should get a shot at the MNC game, but in reality, has no shot in hell====(2007,2008 USC), 2008 Utah, and 2007 Georgia, and 2004 Auburn…

After considerable thought:

A life-size aluminum sculpture of Mark Mangino, Ralph Friedgen and Charlie Weis attached at the knees with accompanying giant rotating christmas tree color lamp.

The entire structure would be mounted on its own aircraft carrier and, therefore, would be awarded only teams from coastal states, not including Hawaii because it might cause an Atlantis-type event.

New Mexico is about to get some Fulmer Cup love. Jamar Hornsby wonders what the big deal is. MWC, represent!

BREAKFAAAAAAAST!!! WE NEEEEEED BREAKFAAAAAAAAST!!! (With a Bud Light in an aluminum bottle)

Made my reservations yesterday. Barry Manilow Theatre, here I come!

Combined with the Leach re-signing, this is a great week.

And Butch will remove a couple more schollies around Spring Practice, along with Satan….err Saban.

@ 13

Like Tommy did with Ray Ray because Dwayne Allen changed his mind and signed with Clemson?

Not quite apples to apples as RR was in no way living up to his end of “scholarship holder,” agreement, in terms of doing what every other player was doing, but glass houses and all that.

Latrina? Really?

Tommy didnt kick Ray Ray off because of Dwayne Allen and oversignage issues. He booted Ray Ray because he’s an idiot. They had scholarships to give and still grayshirted 2 guys.

No irony whatsoever in the date attached to the hooker mugshots. Feb14, 2009. Nope. None at all.

#8
be patient young grasshopper…. you can’t assess points until official charges have been filed.

I’m seeing the Orgeron holding aloft a human heart, blood dripping across his face and chest, his still-warm victim laying at his feet. The inscription reads, “Blood makes the grass grow, motherfucker.”

Harris:

You’re seeing that too? Phew, thought I was hallucinating for a second there.

gotta give it to those hookers who managed to smile for the mug shot – guess they thought any time a photo is taken for public distribution it may result in more clients

and you can pretty much count on the fact that these were not the connected-high-priced-ladies-of-sin…just yer average independent worker puttin’ out for another pack of Marlboros and a 12-pack for the laid off construction worker back home at the trailer park

BCS rankings for low-end prostitutes. What a concept!