YOUR SLOW-NEWS-DAY-SO-LET'S-TALK-ABOUT-THIS-COMBINE-THING ROUNDUP
by Holly Anderson on Feb 19, 2009 12:57 PM EST
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(Before you ask: We will never tire of this photo. Ever. We pray to Football Jesus (there's a separate one for football) every night that Zibby goes into coaching so we can post it once a week.)
Moving on: The combine, like childbirth, is a natural process, a rite of passage, and not at all creepy or gross. Nope:
With that, the player is ready to run. He peels away a pair of mesh shorts and the compression pair underneath reveal a set of quad muscles akin to a mountain ridge. [NorthJersey.com]
"In between workouts and class, I usually get a massage, have a chef come over to prepare meals, and different stuff like that," said Freeman, an OSU senior linebacker. [The Lantern]
But what's not true, he says, is the unavoidable association between Berkeley and marijuana -- "Come on, man, you lived in Berkeley -- tell the truth," a scout reportedly said to Follett in an interview after he had denied ever smoking pot. [The Daily Cal]
"Everyone wants to talk about (Georgia's) Matthew Stafford , I've been at camps and thrown with him," Hoyer said. "But I feel like my arm is just as strong or just a little bit below his." [Detroit News]
"[Loadholt] struggles to bend, and he struggles with any kind of elite speed. Orakpo ran by him all day long." [Tulsa World]
The doctor looks at my sheet and said, Did you actually play? I told him I was a long snapper. Yeah, I just snap and take a leisurely jog down the field. [Freep]
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“Everyone wants to talk about (Canada’s) Peter North, I’ve been at camps and shot with him,” Dawg 05 said. “But I feel like my shot is just as strong or just a little bit below his.”
by Dawg 05 on Feb 19, 2009 1:31 PM EST reply actions
Jesus. I feel like I actually owe you money for these.
by Bobby Decatur on Feb 19, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions
Actually, the guy in the photo is impersonating
(A) Jose Canseco
(B) Pele
© The South Carolina defense against Florida last November
(D) All of the above
by yoyofutbawl on Feb 19, 2009 2:00 PM EST reply actions
I thought he was doing a rather good Jeremy Shockey impression.
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 19, 2009 2:41 PM EST reply actions
Wait a sec, was that quote from QB Brian Hoyer or Congressman Steny Hoyer? Because I might believe the Congressman. Otherwise I’m calling BS.
by MaconDawg on Feb 19, 2009 2:42 PM EST reply actions
Dawg 05 got the first and last word in on Hoyer’s complete jackassery. Awesome and ’nuff said.
by Double Dawg Dare Ya on Feb 19, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions
After witnessing what Georgians call ‘sever weather’ last night, I don’t believe anything out of a Georgian’s mouth.
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 19, 2009 3:05 PM EST reply actions
“…a natural process, a right of passage, not at all creepy or gross…”…nice segue, and thanks for the heads-up.
by sb on Feb 19, 2009 3:42 PM EST reply actions
BBS, is ‘sever weather’ the kind of weather that makes you want to cut your defensive coordinator’s head off? Because Georgians know all about that.
by MaconDawg on Feb 19, 2009 3:43 PM EST reply actions
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