JIM LEAVITT WILL DEBONE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER JOBS: PART 2 IN A CONTINUING SERIES
We all remember with delight how Jim Leavitt reacted to one of his underlings so much as expressing interest in an open position not affiliated with South Florida. So how do you suppose he’s coping with losing that guy plus two more assistants inside a month?
Promise me you’ll always love me best.
Oh, fine, just fine. Why?
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This late-afternoon dose of total plausibility brought to you by LSUFreek. Honor him.
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Signal to Noise says:
Jim Leavitt will not be ignored, god damn it.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
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Walk On Boy says:
Freek, you continue to inspire, amaze and cause existential doubt at the futility of life wrought on by lack of photoshopping skill.
I’m sure Leavitt has a bunny farm procreating in perpetuity for solely this purpose.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
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CincySooner says:
While I’d never criticize Freek’s fine work…
He gets mucho demerits for inserting the image of Jim Leavitt getting rocked in an open-air elevator by Michael Douglass.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
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Holly says:
And that’s today’s Things We Cannot Unread. Criminy.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
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Woekie says:
In other news, Leach and TTU have reached an agreement. That’s good, because Leach is still cool and he wouldn’t be the same outside of Texas (recruiting advantages). Also good because if Tech fired him, that would be FUCKTARDED.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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Counter Trap says:
(Bowing to freek. Genius has its own rewards.)
Slightly OT–the rabbit bears the expression of Al Groh and/or Fredo Stoops.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
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Woekie says:
@7
Fredo Stoops = Bob
Sonny Stoops = Mike
Michael Stoops = ??????
Oh and I forgot to pay my respects to the legend Freek (bows reverently)
February 19th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
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JD says:
The Burnham departure really frosts me, because the last time a coach in Tampa left to go help with his son’s career, everyone he left behind got fired and then his son turned out to be the Spaulding Smails of college football. Perhaps a few of you have heard of him – guy by the name of Kiffin.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
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Skunkbears says:
Freek, we are not worthy.
February 19th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Fredo Stoops is definitely Mike, Woekie.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Double Dawg Dare Ya says:
Jim Leavitt : South Florida :: Adam West : Quahog
February 20th, 2009 at 9:27 am
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cyclonestate says:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wally burnham will make a nice figurehead masquarading as Paul Rhoads’ DC. As long as I get to see an impressive looking 4-2-5, I dont care.
On a unrelated note, bunnies are just a warm-up for Leavitt. I hear he holds the world record for most clubbed baby seals in one swing, with 7.3. He drinks their tears to heal his gruden voice.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:42 am
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sb says:
JD @ #8…re: Spaulding…”Ten bucks says he picks his nose.” “Ha! Twenty says he eats it!”
February 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
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JD says:
Ahem!
The bets were fifty and fifty.
SPAULDINGGETYOURFOOTOFFTHEBOAT.
February 20th, 2009 at 8:23 pm