JIM LEAVITT WILL DEBONE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER JOBS: PART 2 IN A CONTINUING SERIES

by Holly Anderson on Feb 19, 2009 4:03 PM EST

We all remember with delight how Jim Leavitt reacted to one of his underlings so much as expressing interest in an open position not affiliated with South Florida. So how do you suppose he's coping with losing that guy plus two more assistants inside a month?

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Promise me you'll always love me best.

Oh, fine, just fine. Why?

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This late-afternoon dose of total plausibility brought to you by LSUFreek. Honor him.

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Jim Leavitt will not be ignored, god damn it.

by Signal to Noise on Feb 19, 2009 4:46 PM EST reply actions

Freek, you continue to inspire, amaze and cause existential doubt at the futility of life wrought on by lack of photoshopping skill.

I’m sure Leavitt has a bunny farm procreating in perpetuity for solely this purpose.

by Walk On Boy on Feb 19, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions

While I’d never criticize Freek’s fine work…

He gets mucho demerits for inserting the image of Jim Leavitt getting rocked in an open-air elevator by Michael Douglass.

by CincySooner on Feb 19, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions

And that’s today’s Things We Cannot Unread. Criminy.

by Holly on Feb 19, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions

In other news, Leach and TTU have reached an agreement. That’s good, because Leach is still cool and he wouldn’t be the same outside of Texas (recruiting advantages). Also good because if Tech fired him, that would be FUCKTARDED.

by Woekie on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions

(Bowing to freek. Genius has its own rewards.)

Slightly OT—the rabbit bears the expression of Al Groh and/or Fredo Stoops.

by Counter Trap on Feb 19, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions

Fredo Stoops = Bob
Sonny Stoops = Mike
Michael Stoops = ??

Oh and I forgot to pay my respects to the legend Freek (bows reverently)

by Woekie on Feb 19, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions

The Burnham departure really frosts me, because the last time a coach in Tampa left to go help with his son’s career, everyone he left behind got fired and then his son turned out to be the Spaulding Smails of college football. Perhaps a few of you have heard of him – guy by the name of Kiffin.

by JD on Feb 19, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions

Freek, we are not worthy.

by Skunkbears on Feb 19, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions

Fredo Stoops is definitely Mike, Woekie.

by Counter Trap on Feb 19, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions

Jim Leavitt : South Florida :: Adam West : Quahog

by Double Dawg Dare Ya on Feb 20, 2009 9:27 AM EST reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wally burnham will make a nice figurehead masquarading as Paul Rhoads’ DC. As long as I get to see an impressive looking 4-2-5, I dont care.

On a unrelated note, bunnies are just a warm-up for Leavitt. I hear he holds the world record for most clubbed baby seals in one swing, with 7.3. He drinks their tears to heal his gruden voice.

by cyclonestate on Feb 20, 2009 11:42 AM EST reply actions