Comments on: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: NOEL MAZZONE

By: PJMatt

PJMatt — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:05:26 +0000

11 – I couldn’t agree more strongly. THis is Sir Allen’s week.

He even has an appropriately creepy tie College Football, as the “corporate sponsor” of both LSU and Ole Miss’ cheerleader

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:30:19 +0000

the writer of that article is 100% correct…

it’s only a matter of time before the Pitt coaching staff shows up on the sidelines wearing the afforementioned hats, candy-striped vests, and wielding white-tipped canes. Add to that the offensive fireworks on the football field and you’d think it was 1926 all over again.

By: Chip Ramsey

Chip Ramsey — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:04:54 +0000

Coach Mazzone is a good guy. Very cooperative with the media when he was at Auburn. And, love the stash, too!

By: Alfonzo S. Tangerine

Alfonzo S. Tangerine — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:45:41 +0000

It’s spelled “NoRedZonne,” actually.

By: Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman

Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:20:26 +0000

I will not rest until Vince Guaraldi gets his Moustache Wednesday due:

http://www.amazon.com/Person-Vince-Guaraldi/dp/B000000Z40

You think I won’t play the upright bass while dressed as Pigpen until that happens? Believe me, lawya, I will.

By: SteveInHouston

SteveInHouston — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:48:26 +0000

Given events of the past couple of days, I’m really surprised that this week’s award didn’t go to Allen Stanford.

By: JimHalpert

JimHalpert — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:47:23 +0000

It must be good to know that if his career takes a dive, he can fill in for that guy on Intervention.

We’re here because we love you….

By: AERose

AERose — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:48:50 +0000

Mr. Mazzone is out of the running as Wannstache decided to poach Cal’s OC instead and I say GOOD RIDDANCE AND WE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY AND WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STEALING OUR COACHES GODDAMNIT WE JUST WANT TO GO TO THE ROSE BOWL.

I’m OK. I’m OK, I’m cool.

But yeah, Frank Cignetti doesn’t have a mustache, so I don’t know where he stands with regards to Wannstedt’s plans for world domination.

By: MomsPartyShop

MomsPartyShop — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:03:52 +0000

Pitt soon to be in the ‘Zone. I will never forget that NC State game where he had first and goal to win the game and he ran three plays with trips wide. He is an offensive rocket surgeon.

By: Godfrey

Godfrey — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:36:36 +0000

I’m pretty sure this is the first ever rodeo winner I’ve actually met. I’m really excited. When once asked about the tendency of coaches to cover their mouths while calling plays, he simply replied “just grow one of these.” And we all wanted to. But couldn’t.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:30:19 +0000

When I look at that pic of Mazzone, I just want to tell him to add extra cheese and pepperoni for no extra charge, or I’m going to Pizza Hut.

By: Coop

Coop — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:32:29 +0000

3 is right.

Mazzone falls into that category of recycled coordinators that you see pop up at a different school every 3 or 4 years, and the reason they get hired is that nobody really good is interested in the job and the coach wants to play it safe. Sort of like MLB managers or NBA coaches that get hired 3 or 4 times and nobody understands why as it was not an upgrade. Bill Belichick is the exception, not the rule. They settle for, in all likelihood, mediocrity to avoid potential failure.

The above model is similar to never changing your bets in blackjack and playing for hours on end. Sooner or later, you know what will happen.

By: Ray

Ray — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:29:47 +0000

Wooly Willy approves.

By: Bunkie Perkins

Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:02:48 +0000

Hire this guy and be relegated to only kicking field goals…which at Pitt may be a progressive step.

By: psuphiman80

psuphiman80 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:50:20 +0000

Joe Tiller laughs at Wanny’s attempt to duplicate Mustachioed Men of Purdue Football’s sideline.