THEY CALL HIM CHA-CHA.
Judging by the volume of email, it’s apparently news that the Tebow Child attended his very first NASCAR race this weekend, so here you go:
When asked if he was a racing fan, he flashed a big grin and replied, “I’m becoming one. This is my first race.”
And did any of the drivers that he met in the meeting know him?
“Some of them,” he said, almost embarrassed to talk about it. “I’ve gotten to meet some people, some really cool people.”
Why so shy, shrinking violet? Could it be….this isn’t your first race?
[NAME REDACTED]:
Summer practice had me a blast
Didn’t know that we’d finish last
Didn’t know how bad we would be
Had to watch Urban win more than me
Summer dreams ripped at the seams
But oh… those summer nights…
[DANCE BREAK]
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Crabapple Buck says:
? Tell me more, tell me more ?
February 17th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
2
skinnyphatman says:
So any day now pictures of Timmy pressing an empty keg and spooning a passed out teammate should start to hit the internets. I mean, that is the path to the number one overall NFL pick, as displayed at Talladega a few years back… Right?
February 17th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
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Tim says:
LSUfreek doesn’t do pan&scan?
February 17th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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der schatten says:
Will Tebow please go ahead and graduate, wash out of the NFL, and become a distant memory on CFB classics? Seriously…15 minutes and all that.
February 17th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
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Imarealist says:
Did he pay for his ticket to the race? It sounds like he was there on a sponsor’s dime as part of a meet-and-greet with celebrities. I don’t want to think anything untoward about St. Timothy, but that would seem to be a no-no. Am I wrong?
February 17th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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InScoresOfOtherGames says:
Is that from the Paula Abdul “Rush Rush” video?
February 17th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Re: #6 No, pretty sure this is a clip from Grease. The Paula Abdul video was a pretty close copy of Rebel Without a Cause where the race was at night time.
Now, I’m going to go drink some Clorox to a) wipe my memory of seeing Tebow’s head on that body and b) to wipe my knowledge of Paula Abdul videos from my pre-teen days.
February 17th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
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Sullivan013 says:
Just waiting for the inevitiable clip of Ryan Perriloux in pink hair with Les Miles singing “Beauty School Dropout.”
February 17th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
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Vandy J says:
As anyone who’s seen the pix knows, that clearly ain’t no shit when you’re gettin’ lots of tit.
That makes SO much more sense now than it did in first grade…
February 17th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
(Urbs)
Gator offense had me a blast
(Kiffin)
Gator offense scored so fast
(Urbs)
I met a Coach,crazy for pain
(Kiffin)
Met a Coach, tried to crush our brains
[Both]
Payback days driftin’ away, to uh-oh those 70-0 nights
[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
[Coach O]
TellamoretellamoreTELLDACOACHOMORE!!!
[Lance Thompson]
Did you get very far?(not past the fifty)
[UT cheerleaders]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Frank Wilson,UT receivers coach]
Like does Major hit like a car?
[Tenn. Wide Receivers]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
[Urbs]
We blew by them, they got a cramp
[Kiffin]
Tebow ran by me, got my wife damp
[Urbs]
I crushed their life, I wish they’d drowned(in their own blood)
[Kiffin]
He showed off, Blitzing around
[Both]
Payback fun, paybacks begun, but uh-oh those 70-0 nights
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Tebow]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Monte Kiffin]
Was it death at first sight?
[Mr. 2 Bits]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Florida Offense]
Did UT put up a fight?
[Florida Defense]
Nuh-huh-nuh-huh-nuh-huh-nuh-huh
[Urbs]
Scored from 80 on a Tebow Smash
[Kiffin]
If someone hurts Tebow, I’ll pay em in cash,
[Urbs]
It was 28-0 with 2 mins off the clock,
[Kiffin]
Chris Rainey scored for the white women ridin’ his jock,
[Both]
False accusations fling, don’t mean a thing, but uh-oh those 70-0 nights
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[All]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Urbs]
But we don’t gotta brag
[UF cheerleaders]
Tell me more, tell me more
(Kiffin)
Dont matter cause I look good in drag,
[Fulmer]
How much dough did UT spend?
[Smokey]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Kiffin]
Could UT buy me a friend?
[Urbs]
I turned colder – that’s where it ends
[Kiffin]
So I told Urbs we wont be friends
[Urbs]
Then we made our 70 point vow
[Kiffin]
Wonder who they are running up the score on now?
Payback dreams, from supposed cheatin schemes……………..
(All of UT Boosters)
Ughhh………………
Those 70-0 niiiiigggghhhhttttsssss
(dont score no more, dont score no mooorrreeee)
February 17th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
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Holly says:
MPP, EDSBS poet laureate. Bravo.
February 17th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
i really have too much time on my hands. I need a real job…thx LOL
February 17th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
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jj gator says:
Seeing Zook’s mug in that other car damn near made me want to hurl.
February 18th, 2009 at 8:48 am
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Croc says:
Dam PP,
I was going to use the too much time …. but that’s impressive. Your hired.
February 18th, 2009 at 11:13 am
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Northwestern Fan says:
@ jj gator
It makes me smile. I hope the Zooker is at Illinois for a good long time.
February 18th, 2009 at 3:07 pm