THEY CALL HIM CHA-CHA.

? Tell me more, tell me more ?

So any day now pictures of Timmy pressing an empty keg and spooning a passed out teammate should start to hit the internets. I mean, that is the path to the number one overall NFL pick, as displayed at Talladega a few years back… Right?

LSUfreek doesn’t do pan&scan?

Will Tebow please go ahead and graduate, wash out of the NFL, and become a distant memory on CFB classics? Seriously…15 minutes and all that.

Did he pay for his ticket to the race? It sounds like he was there on a sponsor’s dime as part of a meet-and-greet with celebrities. I don’t want to think anything untoward about St. Timothy, but that would seem to be a no-no. Am I wrong?

Is that from the Paula Abdul “Rush Rush” video?

Re: #6 No, pretty sure this is a clip from Grease. The Paula Abdul video was a pretty close copy of Rebel Without a Cause where the race was at night time.

Now, I’m going to go drink some Clorox to a) wipe my memory of seeing Tebow’s head on that body and b) to wipe my knowledge of Paula Abdul videos from my pre-teen days.

Just waiting for the inevitiable clip of Ryan Perriloux in pink hair with Les Miles singing “Beauty School Dropout.”

As anyone who’s seen the pix knows, that clearly ain’t no shit when you’re gettin’ lots of tit.

That makes SO much more sense now than it did in first grade…

(Urbs)
Gator offense had me a blast
(Kiffin)
Gator offense scored so fast

(Urbs)
I met a Coach,crazy for pain
(Kiffin)
Met a Coach, tried to crush our brains

[Both]
Payback days driftin’ away, to uh-oh those 70-0 nights

[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh

[Coach O]
TellamoretellamoreTELLDACOACHOMORE!!!

[Lance Thompson]
Did you get very far?(not past the fifty)

[UT cheerleaders]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Frank Wilson,UT receivers coach]
Like does Major hit like a car?

[Tenn. Wide Receivers]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

[Urbs]
We blew by them, they got a cramp

[Kiffin]
Tebow ran by me, got my wife damp

[Urbs]
I crushed their life, I wish they’d drowned(in their own blood)

[Kiffin]
He showed off, Blitzing around

[Both]
Payback fun, paybacks begun, but uh-oh those 70-0 nights

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[Tebow]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Monte Kiffin]
Was it death at first sight?

[Mr. 2 Bits]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Florida Offense]
Did UT put up a fight?

[Florida Defense]
Nuh-huh-nuh-huh-nuh-huh-nuh-huh

[Urbs]
Scored from 80 on a Tebow Smash

[Kiffin]
If someone hurts Tebow, I’ll pay em in cash,

[Urbs]
It was 28-0 with 2 mins off the clock,

[Kiffin]
Chris Rainey scored for the white women ridin’ his jock,

[Both]
False accusations fling, don’t mean a thing, but uh-oh those 70-0 nights

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[All]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Urbs]
But we don’t gotta brag

[UF cheerleaders]
Tell me more, tell me more

(Kiffin)
Dont matter cause I look good in drag,

[Fulmer]
How much dough did UT spend?

[Smokey]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Kiffin]
Could UT buy me a friend?

[Urbs]
I turned colder – that’s where it ends

[Kiffin]
So I told Urbs we wont be friends

[Urbs]
Then we made our 70 point vow

[Kiffin]
Wonder who they are running up the score on now?

Payback dreams, from supposed cheatin schemes……………..

(All of UT Boosters)
Ughhh………………
Those 70-0 niiiiigggghhhhttttsssss
(dont score no more, dont score no mooorrreeee)

MPP, EDSBS poet laureate. Bravo.

i really have too much time on my hands. I need a real job…thx LOL

Seeing Zook’s mug in that other car damn near made me want to hurl.

Dam PP,
I was going to use the too much time …. but that’s impressive. Your hired.

@ jj gator

It makes me smile. I hope the Zooker is at Illinois for a good long time.