HE'S THE FASTEST JACK IN JEFFERSON COUNTY!

by Holly Anderson on Feb 16, 2009 11:30 AM EST

The problem with headlines like "HSU Auction to Feature Harbaugh" is that there are people in the world like LSUFreek, and 'Freek do what 'Freek do:

Harbaugh-Auction

(Don't bother clicking that link, either; there's less than nothing of interest to be found. Just be thankful this didn't directly involve Andie MacDowell. Nobody needs to see that this early on a Monday.)

Tweet Comment 6 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

Jim Harbaugh wouldn’t put out unless the old bat washes her hands thoroughly after every meal.

by CincySooner on Feb 16, 2009 12:11 PM EST reply actions

every day in the off season is like groundhog day….

except when Holly and LSUfreek are entertaining us!!!

many thanks maties

by WarChiziken on Feb 16, 2009 12:16 PM EST reply actions

NED? NED RYERSON?

by Godfrey on Feb 16, 2009 12:32 PM EST reply actions

This is one of those times when television fails to capture the drama of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

by JD on Feb 16, 2009 12:51 PM EST reply actions

Easy Phil… Don’t photoshop angry.

by CincySooner on Feb 16, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions

This is pathetic. Thousand people out here freezing their butts off waiting to worship a tree rat.

(As a two-time veteran of Punxsutawney and the hordes of Penn State fans, I can say the really pathetic thing is a) they didn’t actually film it there, and b) the cheeseburger you get with your Yuenglings at Cookie’s Caboose at 8:30 AM is the single worst cheeseburger in human history.)

by Vandy J on Feb 16, 2009 2:43 PM EST reply actions