Comments on: CORRECTIONS, 2/13/2009

By: Josh M

Josh M — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:49:38 +0000

“Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms, and pin me down and I try to fight you. You come inside me and fill me up and I become the Night Man!”

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:11:20 +0000

Godfrey,

It’s only not funny for you if he’s your head coach. He had some hellacious D-lines at USC.

YAWYAWYAWYAWEH (Coach O? The second coming?)

By: Godfrey

Godfrey — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:07 +0000

This season should serve to help solidify the equation measuring how less funny Ed Orgeron becomes once he’s your coach. Laugh it up now, because they’ll be real tears soon.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:12:07 +0000

Chick tract!!! Now there’s a great god damned reference.

By: Barty

Barty — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:15:01 +0000

It makes sense that THEOSUfann84 has suppressed his sense of space…
Before the USA vs. Mexico soccer game in Columbus the other night, the Mexican coach was asked about the USA’s home-field advantage and the Ohio weather, and he said something to the effect of: “Well, when I coached England, sometimes we had to play in Albania. This is pretty much the same sort of deal.”

By: TJ

TJ — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:29:12 +0000

Luca Brazzi sleeps in the volcano.

By: www.southbendblarney.com

www.southbendblarney.com — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:37:58 +0000

DrBundy-

Definitely. to me, it’s the best comedy on t.v.

By: Techie

Techie — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:51:26 +0000

Handbanana NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

By: Three Days of Orange

Three Days of Orange — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:23:21 +0000

Is there a college football staff that rivals the one in Knoxvillle right in generating headlines and/or punchlines?

Jebus H. Cletus, Mr. Kiffin take a break, see your son, and stay out of the paper for 24 hours.

Hilarious corrections Holly, love the Orgecano.

By: PorkChop34

PorkChop34 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:24:05 +0000

Pornge and blue, fucking classic

By: DrBundy

DrBundy — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:00:20 +0000

@ #12 – “…pay the troll toll…to get into the boy’s soul (hole)”

“Sunny” fan I take it?

By: Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:54:43 +0000

�[He] called me a �rapist� and a �recluse.� I�m not a recluse.�

By: roaminggator

roaminggator — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:24:00 +0000

Remember, it’s not rape, it’s “cuddling” – Cecil Collins

By: www.southbendblarney.com

www.southbendblarney.com — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:19:35 +0000

To hear the best rape joke ever, “You gotta pay the trolls toll…”

By: DrBundy

DrBundy — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:11:56 +0000

Like Pavlov’s pooches, I sit here salivating…waiting for a Shreveport joke. Nary a one to be found, so I’m re-reading last week’s corrections.