KIFFYKINS PEES IN THE KIDDIE POOL

Saban, Meyer, Richt, Johnson, Giggity, The Hat, Spurrier, Brooks, Petrino, Dullen and John Chisum all LOL (lull) @ Kiffy.

So we are never going to see a “Hello Kiffin” t-shirt. Sigh.

So… the coach’s name is Jack Daniels and you didn’t make any jokes about it?

Damn it, Orson.

Almost like Steve Spurrier screwing himself over with a HS coach because he dropped a committed player.

http://jperson.thestateonline.com/?p=170

…kiffin…that fucker…

Yeah, havin’ a bad day…

O. @ #5…think he was looking for some mention of “sour-fuckin’-mash”…

Sterno? Shit. The hilltards can’t afford that.

KiffyKins wants more friends!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hello-Kiffin/48078561383?ref=mf

sterno-huffing hilltards

I also like how Daniels referred to Pahokee as a great community “out there”, not “over there” . He really might as well have said “a great community 34 miles past the turnoff to Nether Bumblefuck.”

I think it is just hilarious that the team who has won 2 out of the last 3 national championships is letting this get so under their skin. Seems like a quarter of the articles on this website and several other websites I visit often are about Kiffin. I think I would still be celebrating my championships instead of letting pebbles hurt my feelings thrown by a person who coaches a team that it has beat 4 years straight. Kiffin is getting exactly what he wants….press.

I know Kiffin has apologized privately, but did he ever offer that promised public apology? I haven’t seen anything to document that he lived up to his promise to Pahokee.

Eric—

It’s the offseason. We’ll take our amusement where we can get it.

1. - He did say that he was charcoal mellowed. wry comment, maybe.

Someone at work told me that Kiffin has now pissed of Richt too.

@ # 9:

Would you really want 24/7 OMG NASHUNAL CHAMPS stories running until spring ball gets here? Yeah, no.

@Eric – You’re right. I’m going to call L.K. and tell him to leave some media and ESPN highlights for someone else. Man, he’s hogging all the attention WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!!

The Palm Beach Post sports writers have apparently made it their mission to report all things Kiffykins. Expect more jabs at Kiffin from other local coaches as 2010 recruiting heats up. The Bash Kiffin bandwagon has just begun down here.

Macon Dawg – Those of us who live in the eastern part of Palm Beach County say “out there” when we talk about Pahokee, Belle Glade, Clewiston, etc. It is a sign of respect for a place we know we aren’t man enough to survive. To us, it’s the modern day version of the western frontier.

Jupiter native here, and to piggy back on what hobeg8r said: it really is “out there.”
What separates it from the rest of palm beach county is miles and miles of swamp, sugar and probably the monster-in-the-woods-that-makes-the-weird-bicycle-chain-noise from Lost. When I was a cheerleader in high school they wouldn’t let us travel out there for road games.

And I’m on board with the Hello Kiffin t shirt idea! want.

Yayuh! You durn Gaytords are scurred o’ teh Kiffin! He gottum yo knickers in bunch! Criers! Urban’ll go to Noter Daim ayny dayum meenute nowl!

/majority of www.govolsxtra.com denizens

Seriously, go check out the comments on that site and convince me that half of East Tennesseeans have opposable thumbs.

hobegatr and GatorAM, that was kind of my point. I never quite got that until I visited in the general vicinity. It is perhaps the most natural phrasing in the world.

Coach Jack Daniels went to Florida. Played special teams in 1990. He’s a great coach and a fine Gator!

Damn, this is the comment that I was hoping would be conveniently pushed aside while the Meyer stuff got blown way out of proportion.

How the fuck can a coach who: A. Says this recruiting thing isn’t just a 1 year deal. and B. Is supposed to be a recruiting savant (and I’m assuming was hired primarily on that premise) make a comment that pisses off a significant portion of a key state?

I support Kiffin as our coach, and I don’t think this comment will amount to much in the long run, but let’s just say that the last head coach may not have been the most exciting ever, but at least his mouth never got him in trouble. (Let the krispy kreme jokes fly.)

Out there? What the hell. I’m from Gulf Stream, and back then it was the tri cities: Ocean Ridge, Gulf Stream and the Muck! All one in the same. Except instead of chasing rabbits, we went skiing in Vail.

Feel it coursing through yer veins? That pulsating drumbeat of hate is that which
makes two legs good and four legs bad. We all operate on a higher level with the
power and the fury compelling us forward. It’s why “sterno-huffing hilltards!”
 makes me laugh and also, why I love footbaw!!! It’ll be jort season in no time folks,
 but this is good practice. GO VOLS!!! Go Kiffykins!!!

Unscramble Vol fans:

Cottrell Mike Ronnie Dubose

Yes—this is looking very familiar with only Kiffin’s non-Neanderthal brow separating him from the Bama one-hit wonder. I’m not sure Kiffin will even have that one hit, however.

Sorry, Holly—calling it as I see it. My venom level is much lower in Fulmer’s absence.

Orson! Kiffykins T-shirts! ASAP!!!! need to somehow get through the off season…start talking to Sanrio!

http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2009/feb/12/kiffin-has-not-fired-anybody/?partner=RSS

this guy gives more entertainment than jackie sherrill did with his clown sweaters at state when i was there

When spurrier takes the mighty gamecocks to knoxville to crap on the volunteers,i am
gonna get so drunk and yell at Lame the whole time he ain’t gonna be able to call in any
plays