KIFFYKINS PEES IN THE KIDDIE POOL
Kiffykins strikes again, this time back in South Florida, where Tennessee is recruiting Florida commit Matt Elam. Elam will be a senior, says he is fully committed to Florida, and that nothing will change that–all fine and dandy by us. It’s not like Tennessee is going gangbusters after someone who just signed a letter of intent: he’s going to be a senior, and the handshake competition remains on and running even with commits, who are free to keep everyone waiting until the final tip of a cap onto the head at signing day.

The article’s noteworthy for further evidence of the contagion spread by pissing off a high school coach. Those aren’t our words: they’re from another coach entirely, charcoal-mellowed Dwyer High coach Jack Daniels, who thinks Tennessee’s treatment of Pahokee coach Blaze Thompson was “dishonest.”
“That’s a great community out there so it kind of pissed me off, too,” Daniels said.
“I thought the way Tennessee handled it was … you know. I was shocked when I heard it. I don’t understand how they could do that to a high school coach, especially someone so close to Nu’Keese. I think they were dishonest with Blaze and I’m sure that pissed off a lot of coaches.
“But if I was Blaze, I don’t know if they walked into my school if I would talk to them. I’d send somebody else up to talk.”
Kiffin has apologized to Thompson, but the point remains: you pee in the kiddie pool of recruiting, and everyone takes the hit. (Pre-emptive comments: BUT HURR MEYER LIAR WAAAH. Yes, he’s our coach, and by definition completely innocent of everything ever. Welcome back to rivalry at its finest, sterno-huffing hilltards!)









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ALGator says:
Saban, Meyer, Richt, Johnson, Giggity, The Hat, Spurrier, Brooks, Petrino, Dullen and John Chisum all LOL (lull) @ Kiffy.
February 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
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Sean F says:
So we are never going to see a “Hello Kiffin” t-shirt. Sigh.
February 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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Danny Wuerfel's Helmet says:
So… the coach’s name is Jack Daniels and you didn’t make any jokes about it?
Damn it, Orson.
February 12th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
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DrB says:
Almost like Steve Spurrier screwing himself over with a HS coach because he dropped a committed player.
http://jperson.thestateonline.com/?p=170
February 12th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
You didn’t see “Charcoal-mellowed” in front of the name?
February 12th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
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sb says:
…kiffin…that fucker…
Yeah, havin’ a bad day…
O. @ #5…think he was looking for some mention of “sour-fuckin’-mash”…
February 12th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
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Der schatten says:
Sterno? Shit. The hilltards can’t afford that.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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NatiJacket says:
KiffyKins wants more friends!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hello-Kiffin/48078561383?ref=mf
February 12th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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MaconDawg says:
sterno-huffing hilltards
Orson, I really don’t see any reason to bring West Virginia fans into this.
I also like how Daniels referred to Pahokee as a great community “out there”, not “over there” . He really might as well have said “a great community 34 miles past the turnoff to Nether Bumblefuck.”
February 12th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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Eric says:
I think it is just hilarious that the team who has won 2 out of the last 3 national championships is letting this get so under their skin. Seems like a quarter of the articles on this website and several other websites I visit often are about Kiffin. I think I would still be celebrating my championships instead of letting pebbles hurt my feelings thrown by a person who coaches a team that it has beat 4 years straight. Kiffin is getting exactly what he wants….press.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
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Capstone says:
I know Kiffin has apologized privately, but did he ever offer that promised public apology? I haven’t seen anything to document that he lived up to his promise to Pahokee.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Eric–
It’s the offseason. We’ll take our amusement where we can get it.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
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OhioDawg says:
#3 – He did say that he was charcoal mellowed. wry comment, maybe.
Someone at work told me that Kiffin has now pissed of Richt too.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
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Harvey Birdman says:
@ # 9:
Would you really want 24/7 OMG NASHUNAL CHAMPS stories running until spring ball gets here? Yeah, no.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
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ALGator says:
@Eric – You’re right. I’m going to call L.K. and tell him to leave some media and ESPN highlights for someone else. Man, he’s hogging all the attention!!!11!1!11!1! WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!!
February 12th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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hobeg8r says:
The Palm Beach Post sports writers have apparently made it their mission to report all things Kiffykins. Expect more jabs at Kiffin from other local coaches as 2010 recruiting heats up. The Bash Kiffin bandwagon has just begun down here.
Macon Dawg – Those of us who live in the eastern part of Palm Beach County say “out there” when we talk about Pahokee, Belle Glade, Clewiston, etc. It is a sign of respect for a place we know we aren’t man enough to survive. To us, it’s the modern day version of the western frontier.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
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GatorAM says:
Jupiter native here, and to piggy back on what hobeg8r said: it really is “out there.”
What separates it from the rest of palm beach county is miles and miles of swamp, sugar and probably the monster-in-the-woods-that-makes-the-weird-bicycle-chain-noise from Lost. When I was a cheerleader in high school they wouldn’t let us travel out there for road games.
And I’m on board with the Hello Kiffin t shirt idea! want.
February 12th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
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DHC says:
Yayuh! You durn Gaytords are scurred o’ teh Kiffin! He gottum yo knickers in bunch! Criers! Urban’ll go to Noter Daim ayny dayum meenute nowl!
/majority of http://www.govolsxtra.com denizens
Seriously, go check out the comments on that site and convince me that half of East Tennesseeans have opposable thumbs.
February 12th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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MaconDawg says:
hobegatr and GatorAM, that was kind of my point. I never quite got that until I visited in the general vicinity. It is perhaps the most natural phrasing in the world.
February 12th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
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Little known fact says:
Coach Jack Daniels went to Florida. Played special teams in 1990. He’s a great coach and a fine Gator!
February 12th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
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Rockytop85 says:
Damn, this is the comment that I was hoping would be conveniently pushed aside while the Meyer stuff got blown way out of proportion.
How the fuck can a coach who: A. Says this recruiting thing isn’t just a 1 year deal. and B. Is supposed to be a recruiting savant (and I’m assuming was hired primarily on that premise) make a comment that pisses off a significant portion of a key state?
I support Kiffin as our coach, and I don’t think this comment will amount to much in the long run, but let’s just say that the last head coach may not have been the most exciting ever, but at least his mouth never got him in trouble. (Let the krispy kreme jokes fly.)
February 12th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
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Claws says:
Out there? What the hell. I’m from Gulf Stream, and back then it was the tri cities: Ocean Ridge, Gulf Stream and the Muck! All one in the same. Except instead of chasing rabbits, we went skiing in Vail.
February 12th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
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General Neyland says:
Feel it coursing through yer veins? That pulsating drumbeat of hate is that which
makes two legs good and four legs bad. We all operate on a higher level with the
power and the fury compelling us forward. It’s why “sterno-huffing hilltards!”
makes me laugh and also, why I love footbaw!!! It’ll be jort season in no time folks,
but this is good practice. GO VOLS!!! Go Kiffykins!!!
February 12th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Unscramble Vol fans:
Cottrell Mike Ronnie Dubose
Yes–this is looking very familiar with only Kiffin’s non-Neanderthal brow separating him from the Bama one-hit wonder. I’m not sure Kiffin will even have that one hit, however.
Sorry, Holly–calling it as I see it. My venom level is much lower in Fulmer’s absence.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Orson! Kiffykins T-shirts! ASAP!!!! need to somehow get through the off season…start talking to Sanrio!
February 12th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
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msufan says:
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2009/feb/12/kiffin-has-not-fired-anybody/?partner=RSS
this guy gives more entertainment than jackie sherrill did with his clown sweaters at state when i was there
February 13th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
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Lame Shart says:
When spurrier takes the mighty gamecocks to knoxville to crap on the volunteers,i am
gonna get so drunk and yell at Lame the whole time he ain’t gonna be able to call in any
plays
February 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm