A MESSAGE FROM SHONN GREENE TO KIRK FERENTZ

by Orson on Feb 12, 2009 5:04 PM EST

Yo, coach. You got me the ball.

Now, I return the favah. You were probably comin' back anyway, but still: you're double safe welcome now. Now I gotta get busy being not-fat for the draft.

Deuces,

Shonn

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I guess last Monday, Kirk Ferentz stepped outside and saw his shadow. The Iowa A.D. immediately realized that this means Iowa City is in store for 7 more years of mediocre football, and took the appropriate steps.
You can’t fight folklore people!

by Mark D on Feb 12, 2009 5:33 PM EST reply actions

Q. What does an annual salary of $2.84 million a year get you?
A. A 70-53 record.

Seriously… Iowa isn’t a bad program per say, but the ROI on what they pay him is insanely low.

by SC_Gator on Feb 12, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions

Ferentz recently found himself at the center of several arrests of Hawkeye players for offenses ranging from credit card fraud to sexual assault.

-1 to the Chicago Tribune for failure to mention the Fulmer Cup.

by Geaux Irish on Feb 12, 2009 6:05 PM EST reply actions

And women think they’re the only ones who have to worry about their weight…

by www.southbendblarney.com on Feb 12, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions

There’s no way Greene wrote that. It’s legible.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Feb 12, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions

Was that clip in slo-mo?

by LePetomane the Fartiste on Feb 13, 2009 5:42 AM EST reply actions

Hey, come on… he runs well for a larger-proportioned guy…. and I could watch the Wisconsin game, over, and over and over and over again…. Run Forrest…. Run

by The Holy Grail on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 AM EST reply actions