THE MOST CHILDLIKE RETIREMENT EVER...

In the same vein:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/10/31underhill.html

MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE!!!

But he was having so much fun out there….sniffle

Oh Doug,

Brett has Legos!!!

I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I LOVE BRETT FAVRE AND YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND!!!!

Okay, Brett, here’s the deal. ESPN made a big production out of this retirement (however, you were the asshole responsible for the first retirement foolishness). Right now, nobody likes you…(except me, and other REAL PACKERS FANS like me) but in five years, you’re going to go to the Hall of Fame and everyone will kinda like you again. But everybody knows that in the middle of this May, you’re going to want to play again. I think that’s awesome The only sport I kept playing until the end of High School was swimming. That’s because it’s the only one I liked enough to actually do it instead of watch it. Basically, if you want to play next May, just get on the phone with Mike McCarthy and tell him you just want to have fun at Packers camp. Then show up and have fun with the team. That probably won’t work for some reason, but if you feel like playing and you try to do that, I’ll be all over your massive throbbing gristle like Madden and Kornheiser never were.

PS: But Rodgers is the starter now and unless he gets hurt, you never see the field in a real game. Got it??? OK

Oh and I know what I just wrote was gay, but it’s third-grade-gay and not Shakespeare gay or gay-porn-gay – well, maybe it was sort-of gay fanfiction but I’m not proud of that and nobody may even see it, so I’ll wrap it up by making a bad faux-literate joke that will piss Our Fearless Leader off…

Favre will never tell me what he thought of my message, because?

Because gods do not answer letters.