MACK BROWN: THE PIED PIPER OF FEBRUARY

by Orson on Feb 10, 2009 1:54 PM EST

Texas already has ten commitments for 2010, making them the football program most like your friend who has this all under control, has already applied for their car tags for the year, is quite sure of their retirement savings, and who loses no paperwork. This may explain the odd glee surrounding Mack Brown's early fiascogasms in bowl games at Texas: being so well-prepared not only makes you successful (which people hate) but also makes your failures particularly tasty, because you are the annoying asshole who remembered sunscreen (Why, yes, thank you, I do need some) but who is flabbergasted you can't find your 2003 tax returns. (Um...did we file that year?)

Thus LSUFreek's homage to the Pied Piper of February, which we imagine being set to some kind of Zamfir-on-PCP kind of flute-noodling.

Texas also still has a shot at Bryce Brown for 2009, the running back prospect splitting the Terrelle Pryor Spot for DRAMATIC LATE ANNOUNCEMENTS OMG. Brown will visit Tennessee this weekend, where Ed Orgeron and Lane Kiffin will commit at least thirty secondary violations by simulating the orgy scene from Eyes Wide Shut, immediately self-report, and really all hope that woman in the mask in the corner whipping the hide off an old man wasn't Pat Summit introducing Monte Kiffin to the sweet surrender of BDSM.

Worse still, they'll all deny it was the single most arousing thing any of them had ever seen.

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Orson: Mack Brown. Pied Piper. Go.

LSUFreek: I’ve already got that one on file.

by ChasingMizzou on Feb 10, 2009 2:06 PM EST reply actions

“Ed Orgeron and Lane Kiffin will commit at least thirty secondary violations by simulating the orgy…and really all hope that woman in the mask in the corner whipping the hide off an old man wasnt Pat Summit introducing Monte Kiffin to the sweet surrender of BDSM.”

Is it wrong that kind of turned me on?

by der schatten on Feb 10, 2009 2:07 PM EST reply actions

“BOOM Mutha Fuckahz”

I love the easter eggs Freek puts in his clips. Priceless.

by westbrooke on Feb 10, 2009 2:11 PM EST reply actions

LSUFreek: In five years we’ll all either be working for him or be dead by his hand.

by Ray on Feb 10, 2009 2:21 PM EST reply actions

re #3: you beat me to it. That little nugget was priceless.

by Geaux Irish on Feb 10, 2009 2:58 PM EST reply actions

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Hello-Kiffin/48078561383?sid=d174d918cbc7cb2707ed211d9e3d7fc2&ref=s

by NatiJacket on Feb 10, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions

Hook ‘Em when they’re young!

by Aaron Welch on Feb 10, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions

Orson, since when has Texas had a shot w/ Bryce Brown? Do you know something that we don’t? It’d be fantastic news if we were actually in the mix for him, but I’ve never heard anything of the sort.

*insert obligatory “FREEK IS TEH INNERNETZ GOD” comment here. The man is incomparable.

by SausageFest on Feb 10, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions