KIFFYKINS KIFFYKINS KIFFYKINS KIFFYKINS
You…you’re probably not high enough to watch this video. Too bad, because we now imagine this playing in Lane Kiffin’s head on a perpetual loop as he totes his huge, white, cartoon-paneled head through the bowels of Neyland Stadium.
He likes to coach. Teh futbawl.









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Holly says:
It’s a bold new voice.
February 9th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
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Harris says:
I don’t . . . what . . . Does that . . . ow, ow, ow.
February 9th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
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marcillac says:
Is there no limit to the fun the adorable little fellow will generate?
February 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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Techie says:
pure Nightmare Fuel.
February 9th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Well I guess I don’t need that sleep anyway…
February 9th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Resorting to torture Swindle? I’ll give you torture.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
I’ll take “Things I Can’t Un-See” for $2,000, Alex.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
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poguemahone says:
You do realize this will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life if Kiffykins defies logic and most laws of physics in beating Florida this fall, don’t you?
February 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
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Doug says:
That’s still diabolically nuanced and complex compared to what’s running through Orgeron’s head at any given moment.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
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worstfan says:
So THAT’S how he reeled in Jacques Smith… Still waiting for a leak on that Urban Meyer going off on his DP audio.
He and that dude are so done (professionally speaking).
February 9th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
@8, no, you see, Meyer and Tebow are big fans of Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, and they subscribe to his mantra, Thou Shalt Always Kill
P.S. You’re welcome
February 9th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
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DolichVespula says:
Kiffin named his newborn son Monte Knox Kiffin. Let’s hope ole Lane doesn’t get unceremoniously run out of Knoxville in the next, I dunno, 80 years or so. That could be embarrassing.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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pick6bamr says:
Did anyone see the discovery channel show about the cadaver dog training site at UT. Guess where they store the cadavers…under Neyland Stadium…that should work out well for feeding Orgeron
http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8251971108/m/8911933849
February 9th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
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Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me says:
Did not know that Dept:
Man, did not now Miss Kitty was a smoker.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
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Curtain Jerker says:
The piano background is hauntingly surreal…it’s like what you would get if COACHO tried to play Gershwin.
February 9th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Yeah, that’s strange and all, but what’s really freaking me out is Sarah Palin peeking around the corner. What the hell is she doing?
February 9th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
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THETexasStateUniversity says:
Well, I no longer have a penis. Thanks, Orson.
February 9th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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ClwFlGator says:
pick6bamr @ 13: Holy Jeezus, that person says there are THOUSANDS of skeletons under Neyland Stadium. That is really creepy. I wonder if O knew that when he wrote “through the bowels of Neyland Stadium.”
February 9th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
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pick6bamr says:
The creepiest part about it is if you watch the show, its not skeletons. It’ s thousands of bodies in various states of decay that are stored to be planted in the Body Farm for the cadaver dog training…Pretty disturbing, but at least you know that your body would go to a good cause when you get vertigo at the top of the visitor seats and plummeted through the checkerboard endzone
February 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
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Holly says:
Y’all never heard of the Body Farm? That’s where aaalll the best keggers end up.
February 9th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
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DHC says:
My genitalia have withdrawn into my body cavity.
February 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
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the ex-croominator says:
Congratulations, Orson…Kiffykins has replaced “Baby Swindle Devil” as the object of my nightmares.
February 9th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
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SierraSpartan says:
So is Coach O looking on in horror, amusement, or hunger?
February 10th, 2009 at 1:32 pm