KIFFYKINS KIFFYKINS KIFFYKINS KIFFYKINS

by Orson on Feb 9, 2009 12:43 PM EST

You...you're probably not high enough to watch this video. Too bad, because we now imagine this playing in Lane Kiffin's head on a perpetual loop as he totes his huge, white, cartoon-paneled head through the bowels of Neyland Stadium.

He likes to coach. Teh futbawl.

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It’s a bold new voice.

by Holly on Feb 9, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions

I don’t . . . what . . . Does that . . . ow, ow, ow.

by Harris on Feb 9, 2009 12:47 PM EST reply actions

Is there no limit to the fun the adorable little fellow will generate?

by marcillac on Feb 9, 2009 12:52 PM EST reply actions

pure Nightmare Fuel.

by Techie on Feb 9, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions

Well I guess I don’t need that sleep anyway…

by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 9, 2009 1:12 PM EST reply actions

Resorting to torture Swindle? I’ll give you torture.

by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 9, 2009 1:13 PM EST reply actions

I’ll take “Things I Can’t Un-See” for $2,000, Alex.

by Signal to Noise on Feb 9, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions

You do realize this will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life if Kiffykins defies logic and most laws of physics in beating Florida this fall, don’t you?

by poguemahone on Feb 9, 2009 1:22 PM EST reply actions

That’s still diabolically nuanced and complex compared to what’s running through Orgeron’s head at any given moment.

by Doug on Feb 9, 2009 1:23 PM EST reply actions

So THAT’S how he reeled in Jacques Smith… Still waiting for a leak on that Urban Meyer going off on his DP audio.
He and that dude are so done (professionally speaking).

by worstfan on Feb 9, 2009 1:26 PM EST reply actions

@8, no, you see, Meyer and Tebow are big fans of Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, and they subscribe to his mantra, Thou Shalt Always Kill

P.S. You’re welcome

by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 9, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions

Kiffin named his newborn son Monte Knox Kiffin. Let’s hope ole Lane doesn’t get unceremoniously run out of Knoxville in the next, I dunno, 80 years or so. That could be embarrassing.

by DolichVespula on Feb 9, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions

Did anyone see the discovery channel show about the cadaver dog training site at UT. Guess where they store the cadavers…under Neyland Stadium…that should work out well for feeding Orgeron

http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8251971108/m/8911933849

by pick6bamr on Feb 9, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions

Did not know that Dept:

Man, did not now Miss Kitty was a smoker.

by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Feb 9, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions

The piano background is hauntingly surreal…it’s like what you would get if COACHO tried to play Gershwin.

by Curtain Jerker on Feb 9, 2009 2:27 PM EST reply actions

Yeah, that’s strange and all, but what’s really freaking me out is Sarah Palin peeking around the corner. What the hell is she doing?

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Feb 9, 2009 2:43 PM EST reply actions

Well, I no longer have a penis. Thanks, Orson.

by THETexasStateUniversity on Feb 9, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions

pick6bamr @ 13: Holy Jeezus, that person says there are THOUSANDS of skeletons under Neyland Stadium. That is really creepy. I wonder if O knew that when he wrote “through the bowels of Neyland Stadium.”

by ClwFlGator on Feb 9, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions

The creepiest part about it is if you watch the show, its not skeletons. It’ s thousands of bodies in various states of decay that are stored to be planted in the Body Farm for the cadaver dog training…Pretty disturbing, but at least you know that your body would go to a good cause when you get vertigo at the top of the visitor seats and plummeted through the checkerboard endzone

by pick6bamr on Feb 9, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions