GIGGITY HOSANNA ON HIGH

I say thee YEA, academic non-qualifiers, and I say thee YEA, juco refugees!

Now that was awesome……… I can actually see Houston Nutt doing this. Seriously. He should do it!

And with that we should just start the weekend right now. As the Guinness ad men say, “Brilliant!”

That giggity shit never stops being funny…….

That boy is still crazier than a sack of rabid weasels.

Can I get a witness?

DevilGrad @5

Amen, Brother. Preach it, Brother.

In related news, Ole Miss was inexplicably left off US News’s rankings of top math departments.

http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/grad/mat/search

Wow. That was impressive. Your Pulitzer awaits you sir.

I picture the Right Reverend Houston as James Brown at the Triple Rock.

You know you’ve done work when you put a picture of Boba Fett on the Internet and it takes until the ninth comment for someone point it out.

The man’s got a lot more Clarksdale Calvary Baptist in him than Benny Hinn, although several times this past year most of us in red and blue inexplicably fell to our knees. And my gout cleared right up.

Fine work, Orson. Sounds like the product of spending too many Sunday mornings wasting away during an over-long Baptist service. Say what you like about Catholics, those motherfuckers know how to get home in time for the pregame show. Now we need a Photoshop of Nutt with a conk and a purple zoot suit with matching gators to complete the effect.

Outstanding as always, but the Russian judge deducts a tenth of a point for the lack of a Jamar “Dead Girlfriend Credit Card Thief” Hornsby reference.

I think he used the same multiplier in recruiting that was involved in the whole loaves and fishes scenario.

I would like to go to this church

Amen brothers, three people already enrolled in class towards last year, 7 gray shirts….oh shit we’re still over. Oh well

HOTTY TODDY
GOSH ALMIGHTY
HOPE ALL OF THEM
CAN’T READ OR WRITE-Y

(great job Orson)

Just great, now my co-workers are wondering why I just stood up at my desk and started clapping in rhythm to music-unheard.

I guess it didn’t help that I finished up by testifying: “THE GIGGITY SPIRIT IS WITH US TODAY!!”

You know you’ve done work when you put a picture of Boba Fett on the Internet and it takes until the ninth comment for someone point it out.

I could not be prouder.

No mention of St Archie, St Eli and The Virgin Olivia? Hallelujah!

Sadly, Boba Fett was the first thing I noticed about that picture. Neeeeeeeeeeeerd.

And Harris, I assume that applies to regular old masses, not weddings, because good god almighty every Catholic wedding I’ve been to has been a lengthy affair… except for my brother’s wedding, where only the bride and the matron of honor were Catholics, that speeds the host-getting up a bit. And time is of the essence when there’s a cold beer on the other side.

Crazy awesome. You’ve ascended to another plateau with the photo-shop skillz. Don’t be distracted by Kiffy-kins, you KNOW Boss-Hog is the one that has your number. Keep your eye on the prize.

GIGGI-TAH!!!

@ 7

Well, Ole Miss does have company, since there was no SEC school in the ranking. Gotta hand it to the Big Ten, they may be slow, but who would have thunk that Minny and Wisky are top flight schools that dominate uni’s like UT and UF? In academics, that is.

You’re on fire today.

Fucking. Awesome.

It read more smoothly than the Mangino rap, and I too found myself seat dancing to unheard music.

Under the radar it seems, but not a bad job by Bobby P. on the recruiting trail. We’re stoked.

I think the technical term for Brian Cook’s impending reaction to this class is either " hissy fit" or a “shit fit”.

And Bobba Fett projects as a mean free safety with surprising leaping ability, and a real cannon.

With all due respect, it’s not that the recruits can’t read, it’s the racial bias of the SAT.

You will not throw the Hail Mary on Boba Fett…he will shoot it down with his rocket launcher!

we are pretty happy with the U’s recruiting class too! it should go well with our number one recruiting class last year and get us our “one for the other thumb”!

Holly,
Do you know how hard it is to type while testifying with both hands raised up while you are being Giggetized? and clapping? to the tune of the Blues Brothers/James Brown church scene, then doing somersaults cross the office floor?
     In contrast, I picture Nick Saban’s Church akin to Jim Jones….sitting in a chair, talking in a monotone voice into the microphones, stating facts and statistics and processes, rules, down and distance, all the while, breaking down film that is projected on a 10 ft screen during the service…
     Urban Meyer would have to have more of a Church of Scientology feel to it. Focused. Determined. And all that Tom Cruise/Travolta shit.
     Lane Kiffin would have more of a 2nd grade Remedial School for Autism feel to it…

At “Breakdown” I thought for half a second Marky M was going to break through the wall. I’m glad he didn’t—I don’t want to die from a seizure. Can laughter trigger a seizure? I’d rather not laugh hard enough to find out.

You, sir and madam, indeed majored in Victory.

Coach, just make sure that check clears, and I’ll giggity my sweet ass up and down the Grove all night long.

Everybody at Ole Miss better expect to get their shit stolen by Jamar Hornsby, especially if they are already dead.

“Sadly, Boba Fett was the first thing I noticed about that picture. Neeeeeeeeeeeerd.”

sigh… Same here. The first three blogs I have in the feeder are MGoBlog, EDSBS, and i09…

Yeah, that’s totally Cleofus James to me. All that was missing was John Belushi “seeing the light” and flipping down the aisle.

I have read this four or five different times today, and I still snort uncontrollably every time I scroll down to the Boba Fett picture. In fact, every time I see it is funnier than the last, to the point that the wife is now looking over and asking WTF is wrong with me.

You are all composed of restaurant-quality WIN. 137 cocktails each.

You got to pass the hat at the end of all of this. The new recruits are gonna need a “love offering”. Can I get an Amen?

hmm, read the posts. all funny-yes. but when bama signed thousands of recruits last year, there was outrage! the sky was falling! oh, the humanity! surely there must be cheatin’, or money changing hands. …hmm. ole miss does it-no outrage, folks just bringing the funny.

Ummm… #29?

You already have “one for the thumb”.

’83, ’87, ’89, ’91, ’01

#30…

Sadly, Florida already drafted Mola Ram, High Preist of the Cult of Kali.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/06/01/blogtoberfest-friday-cram-edition/

Also, who do you think you are kidding MrPP? The Church of Saban is basically Opus Dei without the cheerful banter and super-comfortable robes.

Word is there is no way Pat Patterson will be able to academically qualify…but then again that’s pretty much any recruit from MS

I bent my giggity. Exceedingly well done.

Bamagreg at 38:
Way to see through the dissonance and catch the barely-perceptible (non-existent) Alabama slight. The vigilance of the Alabama fan-base for thwarting all perceived anti-Bama bias, real or imagined, has no equal in nature.

/mops brow with black Georgia jersey

I’m sorry, did Harris just call all Catholics motherfuckers? Who does he think he is, Lane Kiffin?

@ Trojan: I don’t think I’ve ever been to a Catholic wedding (graduating from parochial school with no close friends will do that). That said, the Palm Sunday and Easter masses are the longest of the year and they generally clock in between 90 minutes and two hours. I’m surprised the wedding went long (though I’m sure the aerobic exercise routine of "sit-stand-stand-sit-kneel-stand-kneel did you good) because Catholics are rarely, if ever, late to the bar.

@ The Snake will Drive Again!: Man, I spent K-12 in Catholic school. If anybody around here has the right to Catholics “motherfuckers,” it’s me.

Hello Mr. Saarlac Pit King. Are you having a good morning? I’m sure you are since you are on EDSBS again. This isn’t Kamino High School. You need to take your battle armor off and realize that. You called Coach Nutt a “Dork.” Amazing. Do you think Coach Vader at Empire State would put up with that? Grow up little clone. Oh by the way, did I mention I want you to transfer?

Somewhere in there should be a mention of Nutt cheating on his wife while out on the recruiting trail. Ole Miss is a joke, Nutt is a joke…perfect fit.

At 41, word is Patterson already has his ACT, and his core GPA is on track to qualify, so the rumor you heard was bogus.

I know the Bama fans were mad that they didn’t land Patterson, so they’re probably pushing a non-qualifying rumor, but he’ll be there in Red and Blue on October 10 when you come to Oxford for a visit.

And, so will Bobby Massie, as I know you Bama fans were happy about that one as well, especially with the hat trick he pulled on you. I’m sure we were cheating though, because Lord knows no one in their right mind would choose to play for a player’s coach like Nutt over a dictator like Saban.

Basically, what happened at Ole MIss is we just about pulled a clean sweep during signing week, so now we’re going to have some grayshirts. We had 18 prospects left on our board that we were still coveting after the final official visit weekend. All of them had multiple other offers from other SEC and BCS schools. And 15 of them chose Ole Miss. You typically are doing good to land half of your undecided players that have multiple offers. We batted .833 to close, which led to the gross oversigning. I’d rather oversign because more of your top targets wanted to come than have to deal with undersigning, so we’ll figure it out.

The good news is, we had already told 7 of our signees before signing day that they may have to grayshirt before they signed, and we have another 3 or so that were signed as expected non-qualifiers, so the numbers game will work out in the end.

Forgot to add, nice piece Orson. If the numbers game doesn’t work out, we’ll just send a handful of them down to Saban’s dungeon.

That Houston Dale Nutt is bat-shit-crazy!

Ole Miss fans are so excited they are shaking like a dog shitting razorblades, but they will be back to the Orgeron days soon enough.. then Houston goes on to a prolific career in the used car business. In Arkansas of course.. He will always be a Razorback!

Amateurish but hilarious for children under 12.

Can anyone spell over-rated?
Only 2 of Nutt’s recruits will count back to last years class, so 10 more will magically have to be wittled down somehow.
Any comments on Barksdale’s ACT or GPA? JUCO placements? Who will have to leave to make an opening for a Grey-shirt?

Yeah, I’m sure it’ll all work itself out. Gigity, gigity.

Genius Orson. Fantastic job.

Houston Nutt is about the goofiest ,bitch tits coach in the country.

What’s wrong with that guy? Does he have a little water on the brain or something?