THE ALL-NAME UNDERAGE DERBY
Where are the Pouncey twins and Jim Bob Cooters of tomorrow bound? You’re a bit of a creepshow for even wondering, but we’re here to help.
The early leaders, after the jump:
LSU: Barkevious Mingo, Carneal Ainsworth
PURDUE: Al-Terek McBurse, Ishmael Aristide
TEXAS A&M: Christine Michael, Rhontae Scales
OHIO STATE: Jack Mewhort, Storm Klein (of Licking Valley High; not making that up; you’re welcome)
TENNESSEE: JerQuari Schofield
FLORIDA: Nu’Keese Richardson
GEORGIA: Rantavious Wooten
BOWLING GREEN: Ali Alaboody
TEXAS TECH: Pearlie Graves
TEMPLE: Blaze Caponegro
AUBURN: Eltoro Freeman
ARIZONA STATE: Vontaze Burfict
VANDERBILT: Justin Cabbagestalk
CENTRAL MICHIGAN: Justice Akuezue
GEORGIA TECH: Euclid Cummings
VIRGINIA TECH: Nubian Peak
MICHIGAN: Fitzgerald Toussaint
ARKANSAS: Lance Ray
STANFORD: Shayne Skov
COLORADO: Terdema Ussery
DUKE: Anthony Young-Wiseman (of Walt Whitman HS, natch)
NOTRE DAME: Manti Te’o
USC: Hebron Fangupo
WESTERN MICHIGAN: Tronic Williams
KENTUCKY: Qua Huzzie
It’s early yet, but we’re pretty comfortable calling this the greatest class of names in world history. Has your alma mater landed a Steele Hull, a Jabu Lovelace, a Phil Loadholt of its very own? Keep us posted below.
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robert says:
He’s no Barkevious….
Justice Cunningham, TE, South Carolina
February 4th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
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Drake says:
It’s DII but what the hell. NWMSU signs:
KOHLMAN ADEMA-SCHULTE – RB
COLE DAFFT – OL
February 4th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
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Justin C. Cliburn says:
Oklahoma State:
Daytawion Lowe
A banner year for Tulsa:
Shavodrick Beaver
LaQuentin Black
Daeshon Bufford
Stetson Burnett (Stetson? Sadly, this guy went to my former high school.)
Justin “Mad Skillz” Skillens
February 4th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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BennyBeav says:
Oregon State with a solid effort: Obum Gwacham, pronounced oh-BOOM Watch-em
February 4th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
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Never Leave College says:
I’m disappointed in South Carolina’s showing this year. In years past, we had guys like Foxy Foxworth, Captain Munnerlyn, Chris Smelley, and Ladi Ajiboye. This year, we’re having to settle for Justice Cunningham and Kevious Watkins.
Any bets on when spell check just gives up on this thread?
February 4th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
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AERose says:
Cal’s crop of names is pretty solidly disappointing. I mean, sure, there’s the normal assortment of names of Polynesian derivation, but really the only amusing name on the list is Steve Williams, who I will refer to as Dr. Death when he starts as a redshirt freshman in 2010 (because we’re just fine with Syd’Quan Thompson and Darian Hagan at the moment thankyouverymuch).
February 4th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Extra P. says:
What I’d really like to do is mix and match. Justice Cabbagestalk sounds like a world-beater. You want Storm Alaboody in the trenches with you.
February 4th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
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AZDuck says:
Boise State got Ricky Tjong-a-Tjoe.
Houston got Keenan Flax.
That’s all I got.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
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Dee Harlin says:
Izauea Lanier – Auburn
LaVoyd James – Auburn
Mardrecus Hood – Miss St
Ray-Ray Davis – UNC
Aravious “Ray Ray” Armstrong – Miami
DeQuinta Jones – Ark
February 4th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
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CincySooner says:
BGSU Student: Hey Ali, How much ass did you get last night?
Ali: Alaboody!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 8:05 am
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HudiBlitz says:
NORTHWESTERN: Arby Fields
How did he not end up at Kansas or Notre Dame and doused in Horsey Sauce by his head coach?
February 5th, 2009 at 4:13 pm