RAMGOD WANTS STRANGE LANOLIN
Rueben Randle: Man, this is hard.
Ramgod: I command you to go to LSU. It is the will of Ramgod.
RR: Lemme think about this. God, this is tough. Just look at the obvious anguish on this face.
Ramgod: Clear your mind of doubt, and know that I am Ramgod.
Rueben: Whatever, man. You just just want all that juicy ewe-ass waiting out at the vet school. Damn, they scouted us good, didn’t they?
Ramgod: Ramgod has…needs, Rueben. And yes, yes they do.
Rueben: Whatever. Let’s go get you some strange lanolin, homes.
Ramgod: Ramgod thanks you, Rueben.
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DC Trojan says:
Anyone whose wife has nursed an infant and had stocks of lanolin around the house is definitely going to have a distinct association for the phrase “strange lanolin.” Them, and the fetishists.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
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Harris says:
I hope “The Adventures of Ramgod ‘n’ Reuben” becomes a regular feature at EDSBS. I also hope that, like Khonshu, Ramgod is constantly after Reuben to kill the guilty for the greater glory of Ramgod.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
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4.0 Point Stance says:
And I was sure he was headed to Colorado State.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
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Not You says:
So who wins in a fight, Ramgod or Mauaji, destroyer of foes?
February 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
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yoyfutbawl says:
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Neither of the above. The Orgeron eats both of them alive while drinking his kerosene and Everclear cocktail and eating a Chikinwaffa.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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paco says:
“juicy ewe-ass” is used as compliment for girls attending Pitt.
February 4th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
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Shpip says:
And here I thought The Ewe was in Coral Gables.
February 4th, 2009 at 4:37 pm