EDSBS SIGNING DAY UPDATE: WE TAKE BEEN HAD MONEY
We would like to announce that in addition to signing Drinky Crow, we also have received a fax from promising billiards athlete Been Had Money.
Trent Richardson won't announce for another half-hour or so, but do not let that stop us from surveying the landscape of smoking fax machines in that oh-so-original of ways, a cleverly coded winners/losers list.
BEEN HAD MONEY: Michigan, who took Denard Robinson at "athlete," which in the spread option usually means "quarterback," and who picked up key pieces from points south. Rodriguez recruited AustralAmerica well, though they did lose out on Pearlie Graves, a name we would strangle a wilderbeest to have on our team.
ALSO BEEN HAD MONEY: UCLA, who may not have had USC's class overall, but who scored crucial points by getting OL Xavier Su'a-Filo and a solid class in the heart of the Carroll Co-Prosperity Sphere.
BEEN HAD MONEY (AND BACON-FLAVORED POI): Notre Dame.
Pulling Manti Te'o out of Hawaii is a feat of extraction the CIA at its best would envy, especially going head to head with Pete Carroll. Google does not lie:

Te'o will take a Mormon mission trip at one point, probably to someplace with warmer weather and better entertainment than South Bend. We've heard Moldova's nice! (Or haven't, but it qualifies.)
GOT BEEN DONE HAD MONEY AND SWAGGER: Alabama, according to Dre Kirkpatrick.
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Not to be confused with the East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. Wonderful obscure reference, up to and including the carnage and intent of world domination.
by OhioDawg on Feb 4, 2009 5:11 PM EST reply actions
I had me some phloem bundle for lunch, with peanut butter (the non-salmonella variety).
by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 4, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions
I’m with meatbob. If “been had money” hadn’t been written all over this post, I would’ve had no clue what the guy was saying other than the N-bombs.
by scafidi on Feb 4, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions
WOOOHOO ROLLTIDEROLL YAAAAY WHOOPEE EAT IT YOU CORNDOG SMELLING FOOLS AND GAY-TURDS WOOOOO!!!!!
Wow, I’m sorry, I didn’t know what came over me. I am very happy that Mr. Richardson decided to come to our distinguished university and play American Football.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 4, 2009 5:29 PM EST reply actions
OhioDawg, that would be “Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere” to you sir!!
Just kiddin! But not really.
by Fat Daddy on Feb 4, 2009 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Let it be known that henceforth I am no longer affiliated with the commenter of post #6.
by baba looey on Feb 4, 2009 5:50 PM EST reply actions
Been Done Had Money + Swagger = Gettin Show Money
by christoff on Feb 4, 2009 6:02 PM EST reply actions
So can we get a good offseason game show going called Survivor: Bama, who gets voted off after they signed 27?
For that matter, if I was a scholar athlete at Ole Miss, I might just be getting a bit nervous and start looking over my shoulder to see if the shiv is coming…. 37?! WTF!
by Meg on Feb 4, 2009 6:18 PM EST reply actions
Why do his necklaces sound like plastic when they hit against each other if he been had so much money?
by Year2 on Feb 4, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions
The most ironic part, if Been Had Money had Been Paid His Mortgage, his house wouldnt Been Had Foreclosure Process..Word………and I bet with all that money, he still needs a co-signer for a Blue Hippo computer,yo….
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Feb 4, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions
Maybe with all that green BHM can buy himself a shirt and some pants that fit.
by Hudson on Feb 4, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions
Well, folks, on a slightly less surrealistic plane than Orson’s, I would note, from the Georgia fanbase, that:
We are very happy to get Marlon Brown, who not only (figuratively, of course) shat upon the head of Junior Himself in defying the Orange Imperative, but fucked with many peoples’ heads by texting them early in the day (including several Georgia players) that he was heading to tOSU, as a joke, and
We still hope to secure the services of Orson Charles, who aside from his excellent first name, has the legendary credential of having shattered the 2006 UF MNC trophy with his ass.
I do wish, from a purely rhetorical point of view, that we had gotten a serious shot at Barkavious Mingo, who would have been truly barkalicious for the Dawgs.
by donkeydawg on Feb 4, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions
@ 6
Ya, if you believe (pffftt) “rivals”.
by Scout.com and ESPN on Feb 4, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions
in other news, Playboy has announced the Chris Rainey was a unanimous selection to its annual preseason all-American team.
by mopes on Feb 4, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions
I wonder if homes here has paid his taxes lately
forwards clip to the nice people at the Internal Revenue Service
by PorkChop34 on Feb 4, 2009 11:51 PM EST reply actions
This guy will eventually be burned with fuel oil by the ghost of heath ledger, then flip a coin to decide everything. Like he did today.
by that 5.0 guy on Feb 5, 2009 12:27 AM EST reply actions
@17
If Been Had Money does that, then he would be known as Nave No swag!!!
by BuddyColtrane on Feb 5, 2009 1:01 AM EST reply actions
Who was that guy and how did he git all day monaaay?
I don’t know whether to laugh at him or cry at myself (because his house is nicer and he clearly has more money).
by socalbryan on Feb 5, 2009 2:12 AM EST reply actions
you have to be amazed at Mr Been Had Money – he obviously controls the physical world with his mind, since without his mental powers his pants would fall right down
by WarChiziken on Feb 5, 2009 7:59 AM EST reply actions
Okay – I’ll say it outloud on this site, what I’ve been telling all my fellow Dome Alumni… I am just wondering how many “stars” Manti Teo would have if he had been playing at Parkview High in Gwinnett County or for Newnan High down in Newnan, GA or Belle Glade Florida.. you all know what I’m saying. Plus, what is the kid going to do in November when ND has a game at home in South Bend and there is 14 inches of snow on the ground?
I hope I’m wrong, boy do I hope I’m wrong – but I had to say it. The only thing we ought to be recruiting out of California or Hawaii are quarterbacks and receivers – and that’s only if we can’t find a good one that can play football and read from the south.
by AtlantaDomer on Feb 5, 2009 8:07 AM EST reply actions
AtlantaDomer, are you loco? The right question is “How many stars would he have been if he had committed to ND in October” (over under is set at 3). Charlie went deep into Trojan territory and stole their main target (and then snagged their #1 target for 2010 about 30 minutes later). Charlie has his back against the wall and he is stealing Petey blind (and it ain’t over for Starling yet, either). The power of ND.
by KingCoHo on Feb 5, 2009 8:18 AM EST reply actions
Yes, and his tax returns will reflect all those "earnings’ this year.
I said they will reflect!
by BeenHadMoneyIRS on Feb 5, 2009 9:03 AM EST reply actions
I can’t help but comment on the care with which Been Had Money avoided comingling his funds. Escrow, bitch!
by Beef on Feb 5, 2009 9:14 AM EST reply actions
LMAO…love how he keeps talkin to the “camera-man”…and then camera-man keeps getting the camera strap in the shot.
On a side note…can a dude explain to me how he keeps his pants up? I don’t understand.
And apparently I do speak jive…cause I understood most of what he said.
by zzgator on Feb 5, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions
@27
I dont think that is quite accurate. Much of the scouting for players is done based on how they perform against other AA caliber players at football camps. Besides, I think any player USC is trying to sign is probably talented.
by tzubear on Feb 5, 2009 9:49 AM EST reply actions
@ AtlantaDomer: Way to find a dark cloud for that silver lining, buddy.
by Harris on Feb 5, 2009 10:35 AM EST reply actions

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