EDSBS SIGNING DAY UPDATE: WE TAKE BEEN HAD MONEY

Not to be confused with the East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. Wonderful obscure reference, up to and including the carnage and intent of world domination.

FYI, Trent Richardson just announced to Bama.

I had me some phloem bundle for lunch, with peanut butter (the non-salmonella variety).

cant understand a word….

I’m with meatbob. If “been had money” hadn’t been written all over this post, I would’ve had no clue what the guy was saying other than the N-bombs.

Bama’s # 1 MotherFuckers

WOOOHOO ROLLTIDEROLL YAAAAY WHOOPEE EAT IT YOU CORNDOG SMELLING FOOLS AND GAY-TURDS WOOOOO!!!!!

Wow, I’m sorry, I didn’t know what came over me. I am very happy that Mr. Richardson decided to come to our distinguished university and play American Football.

OhioDawg, that would be “Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere” to you sir!!

Just kiddin! But not really.

Who is going to clean up that mess!

Let it be known that henceforth I am no longer affiliated with the commenter of post #6.

Been Done Had Money + Swagger = Gettin Show Money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGg8qpie2QA

So can we get a good offseason game show going called Survivor: Bama, who gets voted off after they signed 27?
For that matter, if I was a scholar athlete at Ole Miss, I might just be getting a bit nervous and start looking over my shoulder to see if the shiv is coming…. 37?! WTF!

Why do his necklaces sound like plastic when they hit against each other if he been had so much money?

Orson,

we gettin EDSBS Live tonight?

Evidently, I don’t speak jive.

The most ironic part, if Been Had Money had Been Paid His Mortgage, his house wouldnt Been Had Foreclosure Process..Word………and I bet with all that money, he still needs a co-signer for a Blue Hippo computer,yo….

Maybe with all that green BHM can buy himself a shirt and some pants that fit.

Well, folks, on a slightly less surrealistic plane than Orson’s, I would note, from the Georgia fanbase, that:

We are very happy to get Marlon Brown, who not only (figuratively, of course) shat upon the head of Junior Himself in defying the Orange Imperative, but fucked with many peoples’ heads by texting them early in the day (including several Georgia players) that he was heading to tOSU, as a joke, and

We still hope to secure the services of Orson Charles, who aside from his excellent first name, has the legendary credential of having shattered the 2006 UF MNC trophy with his ass.

I do wish, from a purely rhetorical point of view, that we had gotten a serious shot at Barkavious Mingo, who would have been truly barkalicious for the Dawgs.

@ 6

Ya, if you believe (pffftt) “rivals”.

in other news, Playboy has announced the Chris Rainey was a unanimous selection to its annual preseason all-American team.

I wonder if homes here has paid his taxes lately

forwards clip to the nice people at the Internal Revenue Service

This guy will eventually be burned with fuel oil by the ghost of heath ledger, then flip a coin to decide everything. Like he did today.

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=908931

@17

If Been Had Money does that, then he would be known as Nave No swag!!!

Who was that guy and how did he git all day monaaay?

I don’t know whether to laugh at him or cry at myself (because his house is nicer and he clearly has more money).

@9

The IRS.

you have to be amazed at Mr Been Had Money – he obviously controls the physical world with his mind, since without his mental powers his pants would fall right down

Okay – I’ll say it outloud on this site, what I’ve been telling all my fellow Dome Alumni… I am just wondering how many “stars” Manti Teo would have if he had been playing at Parkview High in Gwinnett County or for Newnan High down in Newnan, GA or Belle Glade Florida.. you all know what I’m saying. Plus, what is the kid going to do in November when ND has a game at home in South Bend and there is 14 inches of snow on the ground?

I hope I’m wrong, boy do I hope I’m wrong – but I had to say it. The only thing we ought to be recruiting out of California or Hawaii are quarterbacks and receivers – and that’s only if we can’t find a good one that can play football and read from the south.

AtlantaDomer, are you loco? The right question is “How many stars would he have been if he had committed to ND in October” (over under is set at 3). Charlie went deep into Trojan territory and stole their main target (and then snagged their #1 target for 2010 about 30 minutes later). Charlie has his back against the wall and he is stealing Petey blind (and it ain’t over for Starling yet, either). The power of ND.

Yes, and his tax returns will reflect all those "earnings’ this year.

I said they will reflect!

I can’t help but comment on the care with which Been Had Money avoided comingling his funds. Escrow, bitch!

LMAO…love how he keeps talkin to the “camera-man”…and then camera-man keeps getting the camera strap in the shot.

On a side note…can a dude explain to me how he keeps his pants up? I don’t understand.

And apparently I do speak jive…cause I understood most of what he said.

@27

I dont think that is quite accurate. Much of the scouting for players is done based on how they perform against other AA caliber players at football camps. Besides, I think any player USC is trying to sign is probably talented.

@ AtlantaDomer: Way to find a dark cloud for that silver lining, buddy.

@ 12

Brian Cook is that you?