11:33 SIGNING DAY: HOLLY SIGNS A FATHEAD
I would like to first sign this Jamarcus Russell Fathead. Because even when, like its inspiration, it’s really only good for draping uselessly over things and being slow as Christmas molasses, it’s still got less of a damn attitude on it than Taj Boyd.
Further extravagant linkage…
–Sign at the club, playa. The exciting frontier of a strip club announcement hasn’t been broached, but we can make it out just down the road a piece.
–Hallo, Andre Debose and Jelani Jenkins. Welcome to Sparta, where we die well.
–ESPNU’s commercials are approximately 9002182828217718299 times better than ESPN Boomer’s commercials. Also, there’s a lack of Rick Reilly and Marcel Marceau references, and we’re mentioning that because Reilly actually made a Marcel Marceau reference last night.
–Rich Rodriguez got two recruits from Florida. “Planes…don’t…fly…north.”
–Screw your firewalls: watch ESPNU here.
–Oh, 5 star tackle Bobby Massie toyed with an Alabama hat before donning an Ole Miss hat. Birds in the shape of bricks will fly through your window soon. Who’s throwing them? JUSTICE, THAT’S WHO. [/alabamafans]
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WarChiziken says:
Bricks are the state bird in Alabama
February 4th, 2009 at 11:38 am
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Coop says:
Boyd is a perfect human being in every way, but would have a serious attitude problem had he signed with Oregon or Ohio State. Incidentally, you cooled on him, so why the hate?
That Sam Montgomery fellow, on the other hand…
February 4th, 2009 at 11:45 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Do they make a Jared Lorenzen Fathead? Because if they do, that shit is mine.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:46 am
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Holly says:
I hope so. I’d buy four and make them guard my front hallway.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:48 am
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etsuVol says:
woohoo Vols stole’d Teague from the gators!
There a recruiting wrap-up EDSBS Live in the works tonight?
February 4th, 2009 at 11:57 am
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Orson Swindle says:
We’re going to do a Wrap-up next week. We’re still working out of coffee shops this week.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:59 am
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OhioDawg says:
I’m not buying the explanation. It’s further evidence of DaU’s fall from gangsta grace, and particularly damning I think, to have a recruit announce with USF OVER MIAMI at a club.
February 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
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Bobafet7 says:
A signing day “Live Blog” Really?
February 4th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
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Harris says:
BOW DOWN, BITCHES!
http://www.collegefootballtalk.com/2009/02/04/manti-teo-choses-notre-dame/
February 4th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
@9, yeah, I heard he chose ND so he could be close to home when they play in the next Hawaii Bowl. Zing!
February 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
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The Snake will Drive Again! says:
–Oh, 5 star tackle Bobby Massie toyed with an Alabama hat before donning an Ole Miss hat. Birds in the shape of bricks will fly through your window soon. Who’s throwing them? JUSTICE, THAT’S WHO. [/alabamafans]
Amen. Massie and Patterson were surprises probably to even those in the Oxford war room. I can hear Nutt – “we got gittygiggitygigity who??”
February 4th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
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KrilDog says:
Ha Ha Ha!
Very funny, Brian. Signings like this mean one thing…Irish are heading back to the BCS sooner rather than later! ALL HAIL TE’O!
February 4th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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TheGhostofJayCutler says:
If ANYBODY has a clip of Bobbie Massie doing the whole “I’m going to commit to Bama…. NOT” thing I’ll give you free lifetime access to EDSBS live.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:01 am
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I'm A Lasagna Hog says:
Massie was a kid who last year couldn’t even get into Virginia Tech due to academics. Makes you wonder who else could get into Ole Miss.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:40 am