11:33 SIGNING DAY: HOLLY SIGNS A FATHEAD
by Holly Anderson on Feb 4, 2009 11:32 AM EST
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I would like to first sign this Jamarcus Russell Fathead. Because even when, like its inspiration, it's really only good for draping uselessly over things and being slow as Christmas molasses, it's still got less of a damn attitude on it than Taj Boyd.
Further extravagant linkage...
--Sign at the club, playa. The exciting frontier of a strip club announcement hasn't been broached, but we can make it out just down the road a piece.
--Hallo, Andre Debose and Jelani Jenkins. Welcome to Sparta, where we die well.
--ESPNU's commercials are approximately 9002182828217718299 times better than ESPN Boomer's commercials. Also, there's a lack of Rick Reilly and Marcel Marceau references, and we're mentioning that because Reilly actually made a Marcel Marceau reference last night.
--Rich Rodriguez got two recruits from Florida. "Planes...don't...fly...north."
--Screw your firewalls: watch ESPNU here.
--Oh, 5 star tackle Bobby Massie toyed with an Alabama hat before donning an Ole Miss hat. Birds in the shape of bricks will fly through your window soon. Who's throwing them? JUSTICE, THAT'S WHO. [/alabamafans]
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Boyd is a perfect human being in every way, but would have a serious attitude problem had he signed with Oregon or Ohio State. Incidentally, you cooled on him, so why the hate?
That Sam Montgomery fellow, on the other hand…
by Coop on Feb 4, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions
Do they make a Jared Lorenzen Fathead? Because if they do, that shit is mine.
by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 4, 2009 11:46 AM EST reply actions
I hope so. I’d buy four and make them guard my front hallway.
by Holly on Feb 4, 2009 11:48 AM EST reply actions
woohoo Vols stole’d Teague from the gators!
There a recruiting wrap-up EDSBS Live in the works tonight?
by etsuVol on Feb 4, 2009 11:57 AM EST reply actions
We’re going to do a Wrap-up next week. We’re still working out of coffee shops this week.
by Orson Swindle on Feb 4, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions
I’m not buying the explanation. It’s further evidence of DaU’s fall from gangsta grace, and particularly damning I think, to have a recruit announce with USF OVER MIAMI at a club.
by OhioDawg on Feb 4, 2009 12:06 PM EST reply actions
BOW DOWN, BITCHES!
http://www.collegefootballtalk.com/2009/02/04/manti-teo-choses-notre-dame/
by Harris on Feb 4, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions
@9, yeah, I heard he chose ND so he could be close to home when they play in the next Hawaii Bowl. Zing!
by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 4, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions
Oh, 5 star tackle Bobby Massie toyed with an Alabama hat before donning an Ole Miss hat. Birds in the shape of bricks will fly through your window soon. Whos throwing them? JUSTICE, THATS WHO. [/alabamafans]
Amen. Massie and Patterson were surprises probably to even those in the Oxford war room. I can hear Nutt – “we got gittygiggitygigity who??”
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Feb 4, 2009 12:59 PM EST reply actions
Ha Ha Ha!
Very funny, Brian. Signings like this mean one thing…Irish are heading back to the BCS sooner rather than later! ALL HAIL TE’O!
by KrilDog on Feb 4, 2009 1:02 PM EST reply actions
If ANYBODY has a clip of Bobbie Massie doing the whole “I’m going to commit to Bama…. NOT” thing I’ll give you free lifetime access to EDSBS live.
by TheGhostofJayCutler on Feb 5, 2009 9:01 AM EST reply actions
Massie was a kid who last year couldn’t even get into Virginia Tech due to academics. Makes you wonder who else could get into Ole Miss.
by I'm A Lasagna Hog on Feb 5, 2009 11:40 AM EST reply actions
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