These are the facts: this is the visualization of why Wolverines did not work as the official mascots for Michigan football.
Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1920.
“Michiganders of all stripes, behold our new mascot!
SCREAMYBLOODAGONYUNSUITEDFORHUMANEYES.
“Well, now that was a hoo-dilly, now wasn’t it? Who wants a brandy?”
Skeletonized Man: Well, I think I should like one.
Others: Right, then.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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haybeav says:
Orson,
Where do you even find pictures like the one shown above? (minus the wolverine, of course)
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
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Counter Trap says:
If this is some sort of allegory for the introduction of RICHROD!!!!’s spread offense (and with the bare skull and blood, how could it not be?)–it’s at a Shakespeareanely brilliant level.
If not, the skull just reminds me of Skip Bayless.
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
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formerlyanonymous says:
This picture just goes to show that it is a Michigan AD tradition of missing out on coaching searches because they are out sailing.
Sailboats, the real reason Michigan never had many coaching changes.
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
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Holly says:
WOLVERIIIIINES
(sorry)
(kinda)
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
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NativeSon says:
Bully!
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
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bart "scientology fanatic" simpson says:
Wolverines make great pets. Just ask Jim Tressel.
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Based on the pose, you just know Skeletor got bit in the groin. Ouch.
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Ahhhh!!! The Wolverine!!! My bosom childhood companion!
I oft took him to the general-store to scare the wits out of the dastardly Mr Tin and his boyservant Paterno. I always wondered what happened to that idle whippeersnapper. Probably wound up going to some foppish Ivy League college and teaching the Cro-Magnon practice of foot-ball somewher in the wilds of Penn-sylvania.
-T. Herman Zweibel, “My Youthful Remembrances” (Harper & Co., 1889)
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
Holly,
We must yell that at Partisan Rock.
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
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MaconDawg says:
I’m with Buttcut McGhee there on the left. When there are wondering wolverines about, ’tis best to defensively cover one’s junk. Though I am not certain that a jaunty cap such as his will suffice for that purpose.
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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Holly says:
@Anonymous IV
High five, brah!
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
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Mike Hart's Bike says:
The Snake Oil Salesman has made a tire fire out of the UM football program, sign him up for the Jabba Weis contract now!
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
@Holly
AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1!!!11!!!!
After that movie, I kinda wished during AP History, the Russians would parachute in and shoot our teacher, then pass out the finest Russian Vodka, then leave.
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm