These are the facts: this is the visualization of why Wolverines did not work as the official mascots for Michigan football.
Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1920.
"Michiganders of all stripes, behold our new mascot!
"Well, now that was a hoo-dilly, now wasn't it? Who wants a brandy?"
Skeletonized Man: Well, I think I should like one.
Others: Right, then.