GET WELL, ANNOYING COACH

by Orson on Feb 3, 2009 4:44 PM EST

Hal Mumme may be the most annoying coach ever in the history of annoying coaches, but we would like to wish the recently fired coach of New Mexico State and former Kentucky coach well after his diagnosis of prostate cancer. It's supposedly been caught early, and Mumme will be receiving cancer treatment in Kentucky starting tomorrow. Mumme first began to feel bad during fall camp of 2008, which should give you some idea of the lunacy driving coaches forward: at times, they coach through cancer for an entire season before getting that "thing, you know, looked at by a doctor."

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It’s only cool when Urbs does it.

by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 3, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions

How you possibly hate Mumme? He helped start Mike Leach’s career and it’s not like he ever dealt a heartbreaking loss to the Gators.

by John on Feb 3, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions

Annyong?

by Dr. StrangeCock on Feb 3, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions

Orson,

In reference to your “tipping” post over on the S.B. as I believe in my heart of hearts (and I know Mr.Pink agrees with me here):

Fuck You! Tipping is fucking OPTIONAL!

I know this is like saying that I didn’t vote for Barack or that global warming is just a theory based on a laughable amount of “facts”, but whiny-ass former servers can suck my balls. Try not sleeping ‘til noon, not working indoors, and not working with any chicks. I was a landscaper in college and here’s your tip:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

by King Shit on Feb 3, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions