BARKEVIOUS MINGO IS...
by Orson on Feb 3, 2009 3:42 PM EST
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ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MINGOVIA. We have allied with the AUGUST KINGDOM of TESTICLEES, LORD OF THE BAYOU in order to promote and develop the already indomitable strength of MINGOVIA AND ITS ATTENDANT TERRITORIES ALSO BEARING THE BANNER OF BARKEVIOUS.
Apologies to those not allied with Barkevious, who will be destroyed as we dominate the SEC and beyond from the plush chairs mounted in our INDESTRUCTIBLE DIRIGIBLE SHAPED LIKE A TIGER. Your inconvenience is our pleasure.
Sincerely,
Barkevious Mingo
Linebacker, LSU Tiger, and Roustabout Lord of the Skies and Railways
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You are hereby required to drink every time they show a “Mingeaux” sign on TV.
by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 3, 2009 4:04 PM EST reply actions
Ricky T-jong-A-Tjoe will accept your challenge when LSU faces Boise St in next years Sugar Bowl.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Feb 3, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions
Be warned, ell-ess-ewe fans, Lil Urban Mullen has endorsed my grand strategy and will sign a speedster to be nicknamed “Flash” Gordon and will thwart your evil attempts to rule the ess-eee-cee west universe. Hopefully, his girlfriend’s name will be Dale Arden and present a double whammy and fail your merciless attempt at domination.
by yoyofutbawl on Feb 3, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Not surprising he would join the school with a regent named Bubba Rasberry.
by CBL on Feb 3, 2009 4:44 PM EST reply actions
Coach Saban didn’t have time for this shit, but he did bow down in a westernly direction for a moment
by WarChiziken on Feb 3, 2009 6:18 PM EST reply actions
Please Barkevious, use your powers for good and not evil and the people of LSU-land will name a taffy in your honor.
by Erica on Feb 3, 2009 7:16 PM EST reply actions
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