TIM TEBOW, FEEDER OF ALLIGATORS
He scores touchdowns, he’s mastered the art of foreskin removal, he squats with the linemen…and now, Tim Tebow, attempting to drown his friend for giggles. We ask the the same question of him that we ask of bacon: is there anything you can’t do, sir?









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Brizzle says:
Tebow can also give Thom Brennaman an erection, AKA a “Tebowner”, in 1.3 seconds flat. Also, I heard once he laid his hands on Chris Berman, and Berman went 10 minutes without saying WHOOOP!
January 29th, 2009 at 11:29 am
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Michiana Tiger says:
Everytime I hear bacon, I am reminded of this – http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/ (SFW)
January 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
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roaminggator says:
I see new material for LSUFreek……
January 29th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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Curtis says:
“What, you mean not everyone can walk on water?” -Tim
January 29th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
I believe the Homerism you were looking for was “Is there anything you can’t do?” And the answer for Tebow, of course, is no.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
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Harris says:
For pity’s sake, Sean. You’re the only minority hanging out with a group of white guys. OF CORUSE you’re the whipping boy. Have you learned nothing from history? The white man speaks with a forked tongue.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
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Winfield Featherston says:
I swear one of Timmy’s friends has a mullett in that video. Where are his jorts?!
January 29th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
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Not You says:
@Winfield:
Either you left out the “Arp Arp Arp” of your ironic statement, or you legitimately meant that and I hope you grow out of your developmental challenges.
Just kidding. I don’t actually care what happens about your retardation.
January 29th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:
Yes there may be something Tebow can’t do. According to Kiper, Tebow can’t play quarterback in the NFL…Bacon can though.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:39 pm