TIM TEBOW, FEEDER OF ALLIGATORS

by Orson on Jan 29, 2009 11:26 AM EST

He scores touchdowns, he's mastered the art of foreskin removal, he squats with the linemen...and now, Tim Tebow, attempting to drown his friend for giggles. We ask the the same question of him that we ask of bacon: is there anything you can't do, sir?

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Tebow can also give Thom Brennaman an erection, AKA a “Tebowner”, in 1.3 seconds flat. Also, I heard once he laid his hands on Chris Berman, and Berman went 10 minutes without saying WHOOOP!

by Brizzle on Jan 29, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions

Everytime I hear bacon, I am reminded of this – http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/ (SFW)

by Michiana Tiger on Jan 29, 2009 11:34 AM EST reply actions

I see new material for LSUFreek……

by roaminggator on Jan 29, 2009 12:03 PM EST reply actions

“What, you mean not everyone can walk on water?” -Tim

by Curtis on Jan 29, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions

I believe the Homerism you were looking for was “Is there anything you can’t do?” And the answer for Tebow, of course, is no.

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 29, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions

For pity’s sake, Sean. You’re the only minority hanging out with a group of white guys. OF CORUSE you’re the whipping boy. Have you learned nothing from history? The white man speaks with a forked tongue.

by Harris on Jan 29, 2009 12:12 PM EST reply actions

I swear one of Timmy’s friends has a mullett in that video. Where are his jorts?!

by Winfield Featherston on Jan 29, 2009 12:50 PM EST reply actions

@Winfield:

Either you left out the “Arp Arp Arp” of your ironic statement, or you legitimately meant that and I hope you grow out of your developmental challenges.

Just kidding. I don’t actually care what happens about your retardation.

by Not You on Jan 29, 2009 1:01 PM EST reply actions