RUEBEN RANDLE IS REALLY, REALLY THRILLED

by Orson on Jan 29, 2009 2:45 PM EST

We already like Rueben Randle, highly esteemed WR recruit, because like us he cannot fake his demeanor. When we worked in the world where you had meetings, we had to walk around the table in order to keep from screaming out loud in the middle of a 35 minute debate over what our "office cake policy" was. This is not an exaggeration: we would twitch our leg, chew off all our fingernails, get three cups of coffee, and gnaw the end off pens all in the span of a single two-hour meeting. (We still do all those things in the course of a Gator game, of course, but now it's fun.)

Randle is clearly so impressed by the recruiting process that he can't hide it. That kind of facial honesty is admirable anywhere, but especially so in someone as young as Randle.

With Ramgod on your side, though...it's hard to be stressed about anything.

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by NatiJacket on Jan 29, 2009 2:59 PM EST reply actions

Saved by Ramgod I see. The bottom middle one is my favorite.

by NatiJacket on Jan 29, 2009 3:02 PM EST reply actions

Tim Duncan thinks this guy is a fucking cold fish.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 29, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions

Hey Rueben, why the long face?

by Kerwin4two on Jan 29, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions

Clearly, he’s studied the works of Reggie Nelson.

by Harris on Jan 29, 2009 3:48 PM EST reply actions

Are his eyes “pigeon-toed”?

by King Harvest on Jan 29, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions

Bottom right is the OG RamGod shot.

I can tell because his eyes are screaming for help.

“help me Obi-Wan Crowton….you’re my only hope….”

by CK on Jan 29, 2009 4:09 PM EST reply actions

This, for some reason, slayed me.

by Beauford Bixel on Jan 29, 2009 4:11 PM EST reply actions

Is it just me, or does he look like he found Reuben Houston’s stash on his unofficial visit to Georgia Tech?

by MaconDawg on Jan 29, 2009 4:14 PM EST reply actions

Top left makes me think he controls Ramgod, not the other way around.

by TJ on Jan 29, 2009 4:22 PM EST reply actions

I call this one Blue Steel……
And this one is Magnum…..

by MrRedDevil on Jan 29, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions

Did they sneak in a picture of Wesley Snipes on the bottom right?

by Jared Lorenzen on Jan 29, 2009 4:37 PM EST reply actions

Reuben Randle thinks Marlo Stanfield is emotional.

by Rick Muscles on Jan 29, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions

the Ramgod believes that emotion is the equivalent of weakness

by chops056 on Jan 29, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions

Give him a crossword puzzle book and a pencil and he’s practically Stanley Hudson

by Grimey on Jan 29, 2009 5:57 PM EST reply actions

Dude looks like he’s about 35. Is he related to Greg Oden by chance?

by Double Eagle on Jan 29, 2009 6:47 PM EST reply actions

He looks completely stoned in the last two.

by John on Jan 29, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions

Is this a “Faces of Meth” montage? Cause it looks like he’s actually …not changing….but Ramgod is powerful enough to persuade him to go to the University of Alabama on 2-4-09

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 30, 2009 12:46 AM EST reply actions