RUEBEN RANDLE IS REALLY, REALLY THRILLED
We already like Rueben Randle, highly esteemed WR recruit, because like us he cannot fake his demeanor. When we worked in the world where you had meetings, we had to walk around the table in order to keep from screaming out loud in the middle of a 35 minute debate over what our “office cake policy” was. This is not an exaggeration: we would twitch our leg, chew off all our fingernails, get three cups of coffee, and gnaw the end off pens all in the span of a single two-hour meeting. (We still do all those things in the course of a Gator game, of course, but now it’s fun.)
Randle is clearly so impressed by the recruiting process that he can’t hide it. That kind of facial honesty is admirable anywhere, but especially so in someone as young as Randle.
With Ramgod on your side, though…it’s hard to be stressed about anything.









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NatiJacket says:
That?
January 29th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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NatiJacket says:
Saved by Ramgod I see. The bottom middle one is my favorite.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Tim Duncan thinks this guy is a fucking cold fish.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
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Kerwin4two says:
Hey Rueben, why the long face?
January 29th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
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Harris says:
Clearly, he’s studied the works of Reggie Nelson.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
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King Harvest says:
Are his eyes “pigeon-toed”?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
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CK says:
Bottom right is the OG RamGod shot.
I can tell because his eyes are screaming for help.
“help me Obi-Wan Crowton….you’re my only hope….”
January 29th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
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Beauford Bixel says:
This, for some reason, slayed me.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
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MaconDawg says:
Is it just me, or does he look like he found Reuben Houston’s stash on his unofficial visit to Georgia Tech?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
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TJ says:
Top left makes me think he controls Ramgod, not the other way around.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
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MrRedDevil says:
I call this one Blue Steel……
And this one is Magnum…..
January 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
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Jared Lorenzen says:
Did they sneak in a picture of Wesley Snipes on the bottom right?
January 29th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
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Rick Muscles says:
Reuben Randle thinks Marlo Stanfield is emotional.
January 29th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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chops056 says:
the Ramgod believes that emotion is the equivalent of weakness
January 29th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
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Grimey says:
Give him a crossword puzzle book and a pencil and he’s practically Stanley Hudson
January 29th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
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Double Eagle says:
Dude looks like he’s about 35. Is he related to Greg Oden by chance?
January 29th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
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John says:
He looks completely stoned in the last two.
January 29th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Is this a “Faces of Meth” montage? Cause it looks like he’s actually …not changing….but Ramgod is powerful enough to persuade him to go to the University of Alabama on 2-4-09
January 30th, 2009 at 12:46 am
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Brizzle says:
That’s how we do in Lousyana.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:25 am
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mikeyanagita says:
Here’s Rueben at one of his first LSU practices:
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww23/jfortlsu/F559824-1.jpg
August 10th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
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TJ says:
@20: I have no idea why I was re-reading the comments on this post, but that link just killed me.
August 25th, 2009 at 2:34 pm