We have an unhealthy obsession with the inflatable secondary mascot for Nebraska, “Li’l Red.” Sometimes he does his little palsied “dead-girl-from-The Ring” into a wormhole located in a cornfield in Nebraska and journeys through time. Because we live in a universe of infinite worlds all existing at once, he falls through it differently everytime. Here’s one.
(Index along in a moment.)
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1
White Speed Receiver says:
Freek, will you come to Minnesota and be our Senator? Please?
January 29th, 2009 at 9:50 am
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Flatlander says:
Is that a burning ferris wheel? If so, that is nicely played.
Freek, strong as ever.
January 29th, 2009 at 9:55 am
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CincySooner says:
#2 that’s the wire-frame of the zeppelin.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:07 am
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OhioDawg says:
Thought that would have been a Callahan era trip, but these things are unpredictable.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:21 am
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Geaux Irish says:
“Yippee, a zeppeln!”
/A Christmas Story references
January 29th, 2009 at 10:22 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! HOWEVER THIS WOULD MAKE A REALLY COOL ALBUM COVER SOMEDAY…
January 29th, 2009 at 10:33 am
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Brizzle says:
No the Callahan era trip would be Lil Red going to Nagasaki. Personally, I like Herbie Husker better.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:44 am
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kleph says:
i’m never ready for li’l red. never.http://tinyurl.com/dkenvv
January 29th, 2009 at 11:07 am
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meatybob says:
Lil’ Red: “I wanna be a real boy!”
Delusional Magical fairy: (you have shown yourself worry as a coach in Oakland.” (waves wand)
Lil’ Red: “YIPPIE! I’M A REAL BOY!” (Proceeds to board plane in Knoxville with Geppetto and Jiminey Cricket, who took a GA spot, to talk with recruits already committed to Notre Dame)
January 29th, 2009 at 11:30 am
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meatybob says:
Thats “worthy”, not “worry”. goddamnit.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:31 am
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Flatlander says:
@3
Yeh you’re right. Not enough coffee prior to viewing that, although I still like the idea of a burning ferris wheel.
And is it just me, or does anyone else wonder if you get swallowed by Mark Mangino…do you really just travel through a wormhole?
January 29th, 2009 at 11:58 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
@11
No, that would be his colon. And you would end up in Detroit.
Seriously, Lil Red could be the Forrest Gump of disaster, with travels thru Nazi Germany, on the Titanic, San Francisco Earthquake of 89, Mt. Pinatubo eruption, the Thailand Tsunamis,
and of course,2008 Auburn Football……
January 29th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
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Ed says:
Proper workout attire must be worn at all times. No boots, no jeans, and no tilted caps.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
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John says:
Has any one else noticed that Vandy has an inflatable mascot that looks just like Lil’ Red?
January 29th, 2009 at 7:45 pm