LI'L RED'S ADVENTURES IN TIME: OH THE BALLOONITY
by Orson on Jan 29, 2009 9:45 AM EST
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PrintWe have an unhealthy obsession with the inflatable secondary mascot for Nebraska, "Li'l Red." Sometimes he does his little palsied "dead-girl-from-The Ring" into a wormhole located in a cornfield in Nebraska and journeys through time. Because we live in a universe of infinite worlds all existing at once, he falls through it differently everytime. Here's one.
(Index along in a moment.)
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Freek, will you come to Minnesota and be our Senator? Please?
by White Speed Receiver on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 AM EST reply actions
Is that a burning ferris wheel? If so, that is nicely played.
Freek, strong as ever.
by Flatlander on Jan 29, 2009 9:55 AM EST reply actions
Thought that would have been a Callahan era trip, but these things are unpredictable.
by OhioDawg on Jan 29, 2009 10:21 AM EST reply actions
“Yippee, a zeppeln!”
/A Christmas Story references
by Geaux Irish on Jan 29, 2009 10:22 AM EST reply actions
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! HOWEVER THIS WOULD MAKE A REALLY COOL ALBUM COVER SOMEDAY…
by yoyofutbawl on Jan 29, 2009 10:33 AM EST reply actions
No the Callahan era trip would be Lil Red going to Nagasaki. Personally, I like Herbie Husker better.
by Brizzle on Jan 29, 2009 10:44 AM EST reply actions
i’m never ready for li’l red. never.http://tinyurl.com/dkenvv
by kleph on Jan 29, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions
Lil’ Red: “I wanna be a real boy!”
Delusional Magical fairy: (you have shown yourself worry as a coach in Oakland." (waves wand)
Lil’ Red: “YIPPIE! I’M A REAL BOY!” (Proceeds to board plane in Knoxville with Geppetto and Jiminey Cricket, who took a GA spot, to talk with recruits already committed to Notre Dame)
by meatybob on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 AM EST reply actions
@3
Yeh you’re right. Not enough coffee prior to viewing that, although I still like the idea of a burning ferris wheel.
And is it just me, or does anyone else wonder if you get swallowed by Mark Mangino…do you really just travel through a wormhole?
by Flatlander on Jan 29, 2009 11:58 AM EST reply actions
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No, that would be his colon. And you would end up in Detroit.
Seriously, Lil Red could be the Forrest Gump of disaster, with travels thru Nazi Germany, on the Titanic, San Francisco Earthquake of 89, Mt. Pinatubo eruption, the Thailand Tsunamis,
and of course,2008 Auburn Football……
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 29, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions
Proper workout attire must be worn at all times. No boots, no jeans, and no tilted caps.
by Ed on Jan 29, 2009 3:25 PM EST reply actions
Has any one else noticed that Vandy has an inflatable mascot that looks just like Lil’ Red?
by John on Jan 29, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions
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