I have a hard time believing Fulmer used more than one fork unless he accidently inhaled the first one or bent it making a particularly aggressive move for another pork chop.

Count me in on the crowd looking for the “Hello Kiffin” t-shirts.

Hey, man; was there ever a conclusion to your “Disappointment has a flavor” series?

How gauche!

Rich Brooks + some event, place, person, or thing + bullshit = always funny.

The “Johnny Majors has a drinking problem” tag is also perennially funny.

I think that picture looks like what I saw when I took that hit of X at a buddy’s wedding, from what I can remember, it was fun (sorry if you were one of the groping victims).

my sources confirm that he was wearing white fuck me pumps. in the dead of winter. this breach of ettiquette was lost on the big o, who bent him over the granite in the mens room

Well, it WAS kinda dumb/immature to provide bulletin board material at your hiring presser (by proclaiming that you are looking forward to beating Florida next year). If it was meant as a joke (which I assume it was), then were you joking because you knew the Vols didn’t stand a chance and said it just to be funny? If you were actually serious, then Al Davis (the resident NFL crazyman) was right.

Looking forward to the game at the Swamp, Kiffykins and the next 10 years (or however long you last).

I would like to be the first one to kick that cat, and dare anyone to call PETA…although the orange and white checkered UT bow is a nice touch, dont you think?

“Who needs more than one fork at a meal, anyway?”

Mangino?

YES YES YES, I’M IN LINE FOR A HELLO KIFFIN SHIRT. I’ll wear that fucker everwhere. weddings, funerals.- with the appropriate orange bow tie, of course. i have no goddamn shame

@11

But that just because of a combination of ambidexterity and wear and tear, not social convention. A forklift and a belt conveyor would be the better feeding time option for him…

Mangino doesn’t eat at tables. He walks up to the feeding trough so he can be slopped.

i didn’t even know a fork was needed to eat the smiley-faced grilled cheese with french fries which he ordered from the kid’s menu

I also have it on good authority that he was wearing white shoes before Memorial Day.
We need Serial Mom to take care of this problem.

Nobody does a hatchet job quite like Finebaum. I think I will go back and read his work around the time Tubs checked out of Auburn. Should be interesting.

@9 What was so dumb about saying they were going to beat their rival? Every coach does that when they come in. It pumps up the fan base, which is more important than the actual result of the game. This “oh no he gave bulletin material” is dumb.

Scene: UF Locker room Date: Next Fall
Stupidly fast receiver #1: “Guys… I just don’t feel like playing against this TN team today… My heart just isn’t into it”
Stupidly fast receiver #2: “I know what you mean… my energy and enthusiasm feels like its been circumcised. Those Hello Kiffin dolls and tshirts are just too cute!”
Stupidly fast receiver #3: “Hey guys check out this bulletin board!”
Article on Bulletin Board with Kiffin quote about beating Florida
Stupidly fast receiver #1: “Oh snap its Gator time. Quick Everyone put your rings together and summon Captain Tebow!”
Earth..Wind…Fire….Water… Heart
Captain Tebow: “Yes young Gators. You were wise to call me. You were about to lose on purpose and play without heart but then you saw the article. Thank god Kiffin said those words, or else we would never have played to win!”

….meanwhile, Coach O is throwing waiters through the kitchen wall and blatantly using his hands on all of the salad bar and buffet line, no utensils, even over the buffets hot food….doing belly shots off of waitresses, pulling a Bluto in the dessert line….and daring anyone to write about it, eventually starting a food fight with Houston Nutt..

“Kiffin later bragged about taking Auburn’s best bread butterer, South Carolina’s best salad mixer, and Alabama’s best place setter”

NatiJacket – the dumb part of the presser was the follow-up when he said – “Urban, the AD MADE me say that.”

If that presser was to fire up the Vols fans, he missed by a mile. He looked like a little kid giving his first speech in front of the 3rd grade class. Maybe he’ll take lessons from Orgeron on how to fire up a crowd.

hobeg8r- Ahh, I didn’t really know much about it, just thought it was your standard “We’re going to beat THAT team” at a basketball game that everyone always does.

It just gave me an excuse to rant against “Oh noz bulletin board material!”

The article doesn’t even mention how he mixed his sweet tea with a battery-powered Hello Kiffy vibrator.

Bread, Circuses, and Hello Kiffin Shirts! The great unwashed demand them!!!

Nick Saban didn’t have time for this one dinner fork shit.

Silly YoYo.

Clever, but in SEC country, sweet tea is not mixed.

(Unless you like it with whiskey.)

Finnebaum Math:

Record as HC = Ability to recruit

That must be true.

I’d wear a Hello Kiffin shirt and my team doesn’t even play in the SEC. Although I worry about the potential shit storm that Sanrio would bring down on whoever tried to sell them.

1. - I feel the same way about “Alabama man! he can drink he can bowl he can drink some”. That is an AUTOMATIC READ.

//currently watching Big 10 network. The feed is really slow tonight.

(that joke never gets old)

““And on top of all that, he fell asleep during my lecture on reducing aphid loss in your roses.”

OBC should already know that one picture says a thousand words…

Dude, start negotiations with Sanrio NOW-ASAP! We must have Hello Kiffin shirts! The eternal hope I bear for this is the candle in the window that guides me through the offseason.