THE GATOR FLOP: VISUAL EVIDENCE
One of the nicer things about the offseason is the abundance of time to catch up, investigate, ponder, relax the intense focus of the moment for a more long-term perspective, to figure out what that rotting smell behind the drywall might be, and if it's what we think it is, to process it in a vat of quicklime for several weeks until it miraculously goes away in a river. Yes? What?
Oh, yes. History. One of our favorite moments in pre-1990 Florida football centers on "The Gator Flop," or as it is also known, "the Florida Flop," or as Miami fans old and devoted enough to remember it (all eight of them) may call it, "The Shitbag Play." With 1:10 left in the fourth quarter and Florida ahead by a score of 45-8, Miami was looking for a late dignity score, or failing that, a chance at running the clock out and going home with what remained of their dignity intact.
Instead, Florida's defenders flopped to allow a Miami score. This gave the Gators the ball back in time to allow quarterback John Reaves to break the NCAA passing record. It looked like this (Click for big):
What is rivalry, you ask? The answer, in one of its variations, is going fetal to allow an easy TD to break a statistical record. We knew this was funny, but the posture of the players makes it far, far more humorous than we could have imagined. Gatorsports has a whole thread on the thing where there's another photo and a guest appearance from the real Carlos Alvarez, the greatest Florida receiver of all time and a participant in the game who feels zero shame about the Flop, proving that Florida football, even when it was not a national power, was shameless from the start. (And gloriously so.)
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I always thought the Florida flop was the pick six Rex threw to Maurice Sykes in ’02 that facilitated a 41-16 beat down at the swamp. But I see that it was actually something else.
by Diallo on Jan 28, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions
Goddamn you and your fifth-grade offense, Ed Zaunbrecher. Damn you to smoking gay hell.
by Orson Swindle on Jan 28, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions
Hey I’d take Zaunbrecher or Pat Nix…wait never mind. If I came to that fork in the road, I’d just drive straight.
by Diallo on Jan 28, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions
Of course, that was supposed to be “over Pat Nix.” The mere thought of choosing between the two, caused a mild seizure.
by Diallo on Jan 28, 2009 5:03 PM EST reply actions
Was it the flop incident that spawned this?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=750794049&v=feed&story_fbid=47212092466#/group.php?gid=55706448641&ref=nf
Now I see what jealousy does, it’s a bad bad thing.
by LePetomane the Fartiste on Jan 28, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Shameless – I was looking for the appropriate adjective. Thanks O.
by Sundawg on Jan 28, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions
The comments by the then Miami coach in that linked article from The Alligator just go to show that the more things change, the more things stay the same.
Good times and GO GATORS!
by zzgator on Jan 28, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions
Wooooo! Jean Shorts! Yur all trash! Arp Arp Arp… tear… Arp Arp Arp
by Dawg 05 on Jan 28, 2009 5:37 PM EST reply actions
The Texas team from the 1991 Cotton Bowl thinks the Gator Flop was completely fucking justified.
Also, FUCK MIAMI AND FUCK THEIR STUPID FUCKING CAMOUFLAGE OUTFITS FROM THE 1987 FIESTA BOWL AND FUCK THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEIR FANS THAT ARE COMPLETE FUCKING DICKBAGS.
Go Gators!
by MrRedDevil on Jan 28, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions
This game was back in the day when there was only 1 college game on every Saturday, and this was not one of them. I was a sophomore at UF at the time, and had to listen Otis Boggs call the game on the radio. Too bad this event did not happen sometime in the mid 80’s or 90’s, as it would be like the Flutie game, or the Stanford Band game, and we would constantly see the TV highlights of it. I loved it then, and love it more now. BTW, I caught more grief from fsu fans than I did from cane fans about the FLOP. Unless you are from NY or NJ, Floridians could not care less about scUM. Even when they give their tickets away for free, there’s not enough scUM fans to fill up a stadium. UF should drop them forever, forget playing them anymore – their program gets a big boost by playing UF. Screw ’em, let scUM get their glorification by playing their pathetic bretheren in that mighty acc conference. Plenty of 60 minute flops over there.
by G8RB8R on Jan 29, 2009 1:15 AM EST reply actions
Dept. of Things I Did Not Know
Every once in a while I learn something about the history of college football that completely justifies my irrational and all-consuming addiction to the game. Thank you Orson.
PS: A quick wiki search of John Reaves also revealed this little gem.
Reaves was arrested in 2008 on gun and drug charges
I’ve learned so much today and it’s not even nine o’clock yet.
by CincySooner on Jan 29, 2009 8:59 AM EST reply actions
John is looking pretty good (photo courtesy of the Hillsborough County Jail). He’s also Lane Kiffin’s father in law.
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=08046431
by Lane Fenner on Jan 29, 2009 9:11 AM EST reply actions
See, the beauty of this is there aren’t even UM trolls to screw this up…
by CKGator on Jan 29, 2009 9:39 AM EST reply actions
I know one of those 8 Miami fans (though he was more interested in helping buy the Canes their baseball titles)
and the hatred he expresses towards Florida based almost solely on that one play is impressive indeed.
I don’t know what would happen today. BrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavre did the exact same thing for Michael
Strahan, and all he got was a chuckle from the sports media as they polished his knob. If TimTebow did it,
surely no one would mind.
by Reasonable_Bama_Fan on Jan 29, 2009 11:53 AM EST reply actions
Ah, the tradition of Wake Forest and the arrogance of Notre Dame. G8RB8R, thank you for reminding me that most Gator fans are obnoxious and sub human and not something to be looked at with anything other than disdain and pity. It was a lesson I learned as a young boy, from several family members, and Floridians, who were at the game in the OB and told me the story at a time when I otherwise would have looked at UF not as a rival, but as a chickenshit joke of a program who refused to play us out of fear.
Even when on top of the world, you would rather not play us because “they get a benefit from it.” That ’s the type of subhuman cowardice you only get from hogtown.
by NOLAcane on Jan 29, 2009 12:15 PM EST reply actions
Randy Shannon says thank you, because the Flop will help him more than you’ll ever know.
by Not You on Jan 29, 2009 12:54 PM EST reply actions
@15-
Stay classy in the 305! Keep it fresh in the 504!
Your entire post reeks of projection and rightfully so. The non-graduate fan base of UM is as wretched a hive of scum and villainy as there ever was.
See you in 2012 or whenever the hell we’ll grace you with our presence again. It certainly won’t be in any bowl game any time soon. UM can’t keep up.
by Irwin Fletcher on Jan 29, 2009 2:13 PM EST reply actions
I still get a chuckle noting the outrage over The Flop from almost any of the seven Miami Hurricane fans that still lay claim to that dubious condition after their squad’s hilarious multiple drubbings this past season. Attempting to schedule the Gators for regular matchups seems a bit ambitious for so tattered a bunch. They might find more appropriate out-of-conference opponents by searching listings of middle schools (for girls). Myeah heah. Bwa hem. BeeeHAAAAARCHACACHAAAR!!!
by WatchinAndLaughin on Jan 29, 2009 2:24 PM EST reply actions
Careful Florida fans, don’t poke the zombie-hydra… when UM comes back, (and most people think they will, see: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/09/04/miami-the-land-that-shame-forgot/), they’ll be looking to re-establish themselves as the Pain and Suffering Distibutors, Local No. 618.
I fear that day.
by CincySooner on Jan 29, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions
In the other picture, I swear one of the UF DBs near the top is flat on his back like he’s making snow angels. Well, they were playing Miami, so maybe they’re BLOW angels.
HA HA Ha ha he he h eh e……….
by TIGERinATL on Jan 29, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions
NOLAcane: " . . . most Gator fans are obnoxious and sub human and not something to be looked at with anything other than disdain and pity."
On behalf of Gators everywhere, thank you.
by Floridan on Jan 29, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions
I’m sorry, I’m going to need more definitive evidence than that to believe that Florida played football before 1990.
by dp on Jan 29, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions
@22-
Played football, yes, for 100 + years actually. Played well, consistently, however, is another story.
by Irwin Fletcher on Jan 30, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply actions
sorry, but if your team has to roll over and play dead so that you can break a passing record, you don’t deserve the passing record.
the “flop” was an insult to all athletes out there actually using skill and talent to make records.
by me on Sep 6, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

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