PETE CARROLL, TWITTER POET

by Orson on Jan 28, 2009 2:31 PM EST

The current status on Pete Caroll's Twitter account may be the pinnacle of all that we consider to be civilized society:

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Pete Carroll, somewhere above America in that magic unicycle he calls a plane, is rocking out to Nancy Wilson bellowing out "wooooaaaaHHHHHHBARRABARRAACUUUDDDAAAHHHH!!!" If this leads to the inevitable confluence of cultural rivers we think could be flowing together here, footage of the white-maned Humanitarian himself playing the song on Guitar Hero: World Tour should be posted on USCRipsIt.com the night before signing day. Hear our voice and make this happen, Trojan media staff. Last year, WiiTennis; this year, Pete playing Barracuda on a plastic guitar and rocking out like it's 1977. If the kids like it, Pete will do it, and someone tell him that there's nothing recruits like more than watching their coach attempt the drump part on Tool's "Schism" on Expert.

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Danny Carey.Is.Gawd. Anyone who tears a bicep playing drums is a beast.
1st time I heard Tool, and the drum arrangement I thought, “That shit sounds pretty hard”….then GH:World Tour comes out, still thinking “Yeh, that shits pretty hard” after getting booed off the stage…..
I bet Pete rocks out to “Prison Sex” though.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM EST reply actions

I’d like to watch Petey’s temple topple over

He’s doomed to crumble unless he grows, and strengthens his communicaaaaaaaaaaaa-tiooooonnnnn

by Jesus on Jan 28, 2009 2:57 PM EST reply actions

Wasn’t one of the members of KISS (why don’t we have lightening bolt keys on the keyboard?) named Pete? Like the bass player or something? All I remember is he was made up like a cat with whiskers and what not.

That’s what PC should do. Dress up like he’s in KISS and rock the wii.

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 28, 2009 3:07 PM EST reply actions

Peter Criss was/is the drummer for KISS, and performed those power vocals on the song. “Beth.”

by Smitth on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions

I am waiting for the day that Pete tweets “I just got done taking a 2lb, steamy shit (Great Shit!!). I feel much better and am ready to hit up DeLasalle to snag a recruit.”

by www.southbendblarney.com on Jan 28, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions

I love a good drump solo.

by MrRedDevil on Jan 28, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions

I’m pretty sure Ann Wilson was the singer on Barracuda. And I believe the title of the song refers to her appetite.

by intellidouche on Jan 28, 2009 3:47 PM EST reply actions

these fat stomach ads are gross and offensive. dont they know that the readers of this site are all chiseled supermodels who have no stomach fat.

by steve on Jan 28, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions

P.C. wants to fuck the fat Wilson sister….smothered in all that tonnage.

by bamagreg on Jan 28, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions

I’m thinking “Crazy on You” might lend itself more easily to recruiting. But one of the worst bands EVER regardless of the song.

by OhioDawg on Jan 28, 2009 5:03 PM EST reply actions

All I know is Pete secretly sings “This bullshit, 3 ring circus of freaks we’re in this fucking hole we call LA, the only way to cleanse it is to flush it all away, any fucking time any fucking day we’ll learn to swim see you down in Arizona Bay”.

by Brizzle on Jan 28, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions