MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: JAYLON SNEAD
by Orson on Jan 28, 2009 12:26 PM EST
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PrintThis Wednesday's Mustache of the Day: Jaylon Snead, proud papa of Ole Miss qb Jevan Snead.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
That ain't a mustache, sweetie. It's a hairy handlebar for the sexual bike ride of your life. (HT: Red Solo Cup.
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A most impressive sarsparilla sponge. Jaylon abides.
by sonofsamford on Jan 28, 2009 12:36 PM EST reply actions
Not that a man like that would give a flying f*ck, but is it somewhat asymmetrical? A little more handle on his right and a little more bar on his left.
Regardless, that’s a helluva taco-taster.
by OhioDawg on Jan 28, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions
You know a Texan is going to get that shit straight.
I raise my mid-day cocktail to you, sir, Mr. Snead!
And I raise it again for naming a white boy “Jevan.” I reckon you reckoned he was gonna ride bulls like ole Ty Murray. But there’s more cash in footbaw, sir.
Salud!
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 28, 2009 12:42 PM EST reply actions
Jaylon: There’s just one thing, Coach.
Coach Nutt: And what’s that?
Jaylon: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Coach Nutt: What the fuck you talking about?
Jaylon: Okay, Coach. Have it your way.
by skinnyphatman on Jan 28, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions
paul teutul sr. thinks that ’stache is chickenshit.
by gerry dorsey on Jan 28, 2009 1:06 PM EST reply actions
I expect him at any minute to begin lecturing me about “diabeetus.”
by Jason on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions
I have hit the Jackpot!
Something tells me Jaylon Snead is in this club:
http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/distinguished.shtml
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM EST reply actions
@ 7: Well played!
I think Mr. Snead is actually trying to become a real-life Col. Reb.
by clay on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM EST reply actions
Uhh…yehh…my head exploded…That Dog would approve…Harris would not……
http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/history.shtm
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM EST reply actions
And here I thought the name Jaylon was for a younger generation of childern with mothers who go to yoga class on Wednesdays
by TideDruid on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM EST reply actions
Just for clarification, Jevan is pronounced like Kevin, not Juh-Von. It’s still a pretty ghetto fab name for a kid from Stephenville, Texas.
by JimHalpert on Jan 28, 2009 1:59 PM EST reply actions
@ MPP: It’s funny because they’re reviving a tradition of bigotry!
by Harris on Jan 28, 2009 2:07 PM EST reply actions
They should start producing mudflaps with Jaylon wielding dual six-shooters for truckers. Get a free shamwow with every purchase.
by UFmegood on Jan 28, 2009 2:24 PM EST reply actions
Fuck you, Harris. The “Ole Miss is racist” bit is played.
by ssmund on Jan 28, 2009 2:55 PM EST reply actions
Jaylon is a badass.
Gaurenteed the crib in Stephenville has the “Watch out for loose women and pick pockets” sign hanging from the front door.
by Bunkie Perkins on Jan 28, 2009 3:07 PM EST reply actions
Pat Hill says the Bulldogs will play Jevan and the Rebs anywhere, anytime, anyplace just to prove he has a better stache than dear old dad.
by Pat Hill's mustache groomer on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM EST reply actions
@18
The Rebs actually have an upcoming series with Fresno St. Jevan will no longer be in Oxford but the mustache war will rage on.
by TheGhostofJayCutler on Jan 28, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions
@16
LOL….Harris isnt making fun of Jevans dad, he is making fun the link in post number 10….
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 28, 2009 3:39 PM EST reply actions
@19 Pat Hill’s batshit crazy, a cali team goin into ole miss! Gonna love it!
by Pat Hill's mustache groomer on Jan 28, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions
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