CURIOUS INDEX, 1/28/09

I was a good recruiter in the SEC, too.

Ed

Alas, even when Auburn succeeds, they fail. Young Mr. Rollison reports that he scored a 13 on his ACT and does not know his GPA because he doesn’t keep up with such trivial matters.

That “family-friendly” list is retarded. Rutgers? Didn’t their fans catch heat for chanting “Fuck you, Navy” a couple of years ago?

Congrats to Auburn on their QB commitment.

BTW, he scored something like a -3 on his ACT.

Looks like he’ll be a sociology major.

Ah the 2000 Florida recount. Proving that depending on who you are, voting is not necessarily a good thing.

It these tough times, with a school that is full of turmoil, it is nice to know that even though the coaching staff has changed, Auburn continues its dedication to academic excellence.

I look forward to the future sociolgy major entertaining us for the next five years.

Dear UGA,

SCOREBOARD. MOTHERFUCKERS.

Hugs and Kisses,
GO GATORS!

Yes, Rollison is a longshot to qualify, but anything is possible. His coach seems pretty confident that he will make it in, but then again, you rarely hear a coach say “that dumbass has no shot.”

If he can park a car, a diploma will be stuck to the windshield. Auburn won’t let being dumber than a box of rocks stand in the way of a chance to win. Kenny Irons midget approves of this recruit.

Maurice Clarett

What was that Mr. Kingston?

We can’t hear you cause we have a crystal football in both ears.

Much love.

-Gator Nation

Ohio State? Family friendly? Have they ever been to Columbus?

Deer Bammers,

Puhleaze S T F U

Terrence Cody was ineligible for high school football for two years due to “poor grades”.

Yet, he’s eligible at a school that claims similarity to Harvard (apparently, both have buildings and windows and grass and such).

I’ve heard that Mark Richt’s halftime speeches are profane even by college football coaching standards. I’ve got no problem with that, but it’s somewhat at odds with the public image.

UGa: Preseason #1 on the floor of Congress?

There is nothing friendly about tOSU football if you’re a visiting fan. Nothing at all.

Jerrell Powe says that if it doesn’t work out at Auburn, he can always play for Ole Miss.

#13

I am confident that your QB will follow the same path as Cody..he will be a great player for AU in two years. Our respective schools should not rag on each other about academics and sports..or at least that was the topic of the paper Eric Ramsey wrote..

BTW, speaking as a UA alumnus, the only thing we have in common with Harvard is we both use Dixie cups for drinking games.

That CFB Live blog is the biggest pile of shiite I have ever seen. It really takes months to come up with a post supposedly based on “empirical data,” which may as well have been written off the top of your head? Nice work, y’all.

Uhh… Orson? As a atendee of the last 8 Florida spring games, they aren’t free. I can’t remember, but last year they were either $3 of $5 — though students and members of the alumni association still get in free.

Lars, we have an ID. It’s not ours, but it’s an ID nonetheless, and we’ll use it until they realize we look nothing like a a Cuban guy.

I’m not trying to claim that WVU is heaven on Earth, but for someone to write that a Rich Rodriguez program IS family-friendly, but that a program led by Bill Stewart is “going in another direction” is just batshit-crazy.

Crazy like six dime bags of crystal meth chased with some Orange Barrel batshit-crazy.

Once I read that line I knew that the rest of the article would have no basis in reality as recognized in this time-space continuum.

I like how Orson finally cops to what all us Georgia fans have known for years; Florida’s had some sort of deal with the Devil going on since their program went from 0 to 60 in 1990. Whether or not Steve Spurrier’s soul will burn in eternal hell is a completely different subject matter, but I can’t wait for Satan to come claim what’s his and this rivalry to get back to where it use to be with Florida having no meaningful tradition at any sport besides tractor pulling.

As to the legally required “SCOREBOARD” posts? Yeah, I know. I was one of the 5 Georgia fans who stayed all game. Boy, that was fun.

@#2
One Texas recruiting board referred to auburn’s new commitment as having the “potential skills of Vince Young and the mind of a radish”

@#4
There you go sport, you are getting the hang of it.

@#13
give me a break, this commitment is highlighted more than other sign and place kids simply because ther have been a few articles written on what a great step in the right direction it is for chizik and co. When in reality it is more than likely meaningless, at least for the near future.

Morgantown is not family friendly by any stretch of the imagination.
Trust me, especially a night game.
Unless family friendly means loudly cranked Death Metal in nearly every car, where the sound is so high it is mostly static and you really cant understand it, the smell of urine, and domestic violence w/ the appropiate words to go with it, and thats just outside the stadium…the crowd was more akin to what you would expect to see at a local Tractor Pull.
It actually made me think that LSU was slipping in hostility. I was never “scared” at LSU,but at Morgantown, I felt that I needed at least TWO guns, a tazer, and some bleach. I would never take my kids there or my wife. I would at least travel with 3 to 4 friends from some sort of various Cobra Kai Dojo’s.

And for the record, Georgia students werent very “family friendly” after their Blackout.
It is well documented.

I am heartened to see that Mr. Kingston does, in fact, actually spend part of his day thinking about actual legislation.

http://kingston.house.gov/News/DocumentSingle.aspx?DocumentID=109108

I am heartened to see the Bulldogs back to their “Florida has no tradition, so your recent success doesn’t matter”, since last year (when they were the last to win in the series) it was “who cares about history, we’ve won 2 of 4 and you’re only as good as your last game anyway”

Nice. Pick one and stick with it, ga fans.

/blinding seething hatred for all things Georgia, AIEEEEEEE

@22 – Didn’t know Vince Young was known as a scholar in the eyes of the Longhorn faithful? That’s rich…

@27, I don’t follow.
Vince Young playa skills = good
Mind of a radish = bad

blackertai @ #21…there is no deal with the devil…it is simply a matter of the combined effort of a single fanbase to consciously define their destiny…to manifest a winning tradition…to choose to win championships and to do it in vast quantities on a national stage. Dawgs could do it also, but it takes dedication, clarity and the mutual choice of excellence in all things athletic, academic and good. No, really…so what if I’m a lawyer…I’ve got a lesbian buddhist psychic…

@27, yeah, they could have just said he has the skills of Vince Young, but also the mind of Vince Young.

Lindsey? Run? ARP… sob…

FUCK!

@30
Karl Hungus FTW!!
And by proxy, the mind of Vince Young, which had 3 choices to beat USC.
1) Throw the ball downfield.
2) Roll out then do #1, or run the ball downfield.
3)Repeat 1 and 2 until you score.

The best MNC game in the BCS I have seen. Too bad everyone in the pros is fast or faster than Vince Young, and he has to think on his feet and really read a defense. That was his Achilles Heel….Has he been traded yet? Fisher came out and said he wanted Kerry Collins for his starting QB next year…..ouch…….

@23, I said I wasn’t trying to claim that WVU was heaven on earth. But it certainly didn’t go from heaven to hell simply because RR left for A**2.

I thought the “family-friendly” part was about the program, not the town. Bill Stewart is a good man with a strong religious background, and the parents of recruits love him. That could have never been said about DickRod at any time.

If that 8 yr old can put on the big boy pants to attend a game, he’ll have to understand there is a chance he will get called a cocksucker by an opposing fan. Deal with it, and have a retort! Jesus, we baby kids these days…

If you want family fuckin friendly, don’t take your little dirty ass fuckin kids to a motherfuckin college football game, where motherfuckers like us say some fuckin dirty shit. Fuck! Shit! Fuckstick! Barbara Streisand!!!

OMG!! I can see the face of Tebow in that tree stump!!