FULMER CUP: EXTREME DUI FOR ARIZONA WILDCAT

EXTREME DUI, tonight on Fox at 9 Eastern following America’s Dumbest College Football Coaches, Live from Champaign at 8.

Does this count as a Fulmer Cup incident even though it happened in December 2008? The date at the top of the article is 12.11.2008 . I enjoy a story about a college football player with an Extreme DUI charge as much as the next guy, but this is not ’Nam; there are rules.

Berdingo is correct. No points should be awarded.

(As an aside, what was the eventual verdict regarding non-bowl teams and incidents during bowl season? Do they get a head start on Fulmer Cup season, or does it all have to be after the MNC? Moot in this case, as Arizona made a bowl game, but it could be important for other incidents.)

This Fulmer Cup needs more a rapin’ and a pillagin’. At the rate we’re going the school with the most parking violations or the one that holds up the Girls Scouts for free cookies will win. COME ON!!! ITS EITHER THIS OR RECRUITING!!!! I DON’T WANT TO RESULT IN HAVING TO BECOME A COLLEGE BASKETBALL FAN AGAIN!!!!! /sobs /wishes Dicky V would shut the fuck up /after this Sunday will cease to have reason to live.

What, no peyote? I thought that is what they did out there in the desert. Extreme DUI, indeed.

The head start thing for non-bowl teams was resolved last year. Everyone starts at the same time, after the MNC game. FC season usually heats up with the weather, as more students start getting their drink on, and their smoke on…

Sadly, no points here….that’s a great picture though.

@Brian O’Blivion: As if a change in the weather would give students a reason to smoke and drink more? Come on.

Absolutely it does. Warmer weather + girls wearing less clothes = everyone getting more drink on = mo’ FC points.

Especially at the places where it’s bitter fucking cold right now. It’ll ratchet up around May/June and the FC points will come aplenty.

I wish I would’ve know about the Fulmer Cup my senior year, we had 4 recruits get Minor Consuming, the starting quarterback accused or rape, 4 weed arrests and DUI, all wthin 3 weeks of each other. Of course I went to Utah State so nobody cares. I miss 2005.

Dammit. Fulmer Cupdates get me all riled up ’n stuff.

Extremely drunk, taunting officers, gesticulating, whippin’ out the race card………..

Right on track to get that sociology degree.

These football boys, they sure do give it maximum effort…

Was caught driving the wrong way on a divided highway at twice the limit of blood alcohol,…. but felt his car being impounded was a race issue.

Love it.

I would say two points for extreme DUI and one for being neck deep in a river looking at Pyramids. Here’s to another hilarious off-season of Fulmer Cup antics.

just so i get this right…extreme DUI is an offense not punishable by arrest? he was let go as soon as friends came to get him, all while cussing at police and “using hand gestures” (which HAS to be the NWO wolfpack TOO SWEEEEET wolf, right?). in georgia, his ass would have been in jail on the sheer suspicion that he was intoxicated, let alone having atleast a .15 BAC. just out of sheer wonder for this…how exactly does this kid get off sans cuffs and prince charles got thrown in the slammer?