Andy Staples, recruiting, 8:00 p.m. EDT. Hear you then.

If you should need some reading in the meantime, let us recommend both Mottram’s fine survey of the media types at the Super Bowl–including luscious Latinas in tight pants, you bunda-whores–and this fine review of a book on Playboy’s evolving centerfolds featuring the phrase “biteable bottoms and breasts,” but in an intellectual way, yo.