Comments on: PUT AWAY THE DAMN SMOKE MACHINES

By: cuzach

cuzach — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:00:50 +0000

To be fair, I was at that CU game in 07′ and we left early to save the players the embarrassment of getting publicly executed by the booger eater in front of hordes of people.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:14:24 +0000

I vote for the alternate name of football to be “Fuzzy Memories With Major Wright”..and for the record, the Kids Bop15 commercial creeps me out….

By: Croc

Croc — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:25:10 +0000

I second the vote for Smashypants …. it just sounds naughty.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:14:57 +0000

@11
that was supposed to read “most of WfVU’s cheerleaders”, but “most of WfVU” will still work anyway….

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:01:38 +0000

So, since the cheerleaders have to be out of uniform….I guess that means most of WfVU will have to show up in the other unis, their Waffle House uniforms …..

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:58:28 +0000

Other potential violations of game day simulations not listed:

-Allowing recruits to visit Michigan Stadium at any point during daylight hours (they dont have lights, in case you didn’t know)

-Consuming any fried foods in Baton Rouge, up to and including Fried Mineral Water.

-Boating Under the Influence.

-Allowing anouncers on the Florida campus to completely ignore the recruits and instead testify for the Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah

By: King Harvest

King Harvest — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:41:42 +0000

God hates UT

By: This Guy

This Guy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:46:23 +0000

This seems to me like a rule designed to “keep” things “fair” when the very nature of recruitment puts them at a greater disadvantage than their competitors could ever hope to inflict. If anyone here has ever been Greek, this is the analogue of when you couldn’t be seen speaking to a freshman until he’d had time to meet the lameasses he wouldn’t pledge with a gun to his head.

By: Gator Mike

Gator Mike — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:14:47 +0000

This must have been the one question Lane Kiffin got wrong on his NCAA test.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:16:17 +0000

I don’t understand why this happened to two former SC assistants within a week of one another. There’s probably a reasonable explanation – like, someone misunderstood Kiffykins when he made a comment about blowing smoke up people’s asses, and Sarkisian was just trying to provide cover for recruits so they couldn’t be spotted publicly considering the shame fest that is Husky football.

By: Snot Johnson

Snot Johnson — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:50:35 +0000

A football is more properly described as a prolate spheroid, dumbass.

By: Wozzo the Wonder Dog

Wozzo the Wonder Dog — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:25:40 +0000

On an up note, there are no ‘girls was also romancing each other’ at home games.

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:24:03 +0000

The funny thing is, that’s the most people EVER at a Colorado football game.

By: MrRedDevil

MrRedDevil — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:15:46 +0000

I love Smashypants.

Holly, I would be more upset that the Vols DIDN’T USE OFFENSE DURING ACTUAL GAMES last season. Just sayin.

GO GATORS!

By: Holly

Holly — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:34:48 +0000

This could not possibly get any more ridiculous (well…), seeing as how we DON’T EVEN USE SMOKE IN ACTUAL GAMES. hisssssss