OUR FUTURE OVERLORD BARKEVIOUS MINGO'S STATUS IS...

If he does go to LSU we have two years of MINGEAUX signs to look forward to.

This reminds me of the olde college days, when my frat gave a bid to a frosh just because his name was “Thor”.

Barkevious is our only hope against the Magisterium. I wonder what his daemon is. A walrus?

Funny name and all that, but the official visit to UConn remains confounding, to say the least.

All these worlds are Mingo’s except Europa.

Coop, someone explained it to me this way:
“Mingo has always been a basketball player, with only 2 years of football. I’m sure he’s a fan of the UConn basketball program. They may have a big home game whenever he visits.”

Still he has offers from not only the top three UConn/LSU/Bama but also Oklahoma, Michigan, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Notre Dame, UCLA, Texas A&M. I was mystified, too.

Zoltan Mesko is gonna vaporize some skulls if Barkevious doesn’t return his lounging jacket… like right now.

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow ‘Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second’? No! Such is the Mingo!

Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake…‘Hey hold still for a second’? No! Such is Mingo!

“Mingo is like a drug. You must have more and more and more of the Mingo until there is no Mingo left. Not even for Mingo!”

If Mingo the Merciless signs with LSU, then all SEC skools will sign an appropriately fast player named Gordon. Hence, “Flash” Gordon will immediately negate his influence everywhere in the universe, with the exception of the Beeg TenEleven.

Shavrodrick Beaver + Barkevious Mingo + DickRod would have been epic in A^2. Alas, the Beaver bailed on Ann Arbor for Tulsa(?!) and Michigan fans were denied a guaranteed victory in all future “Factor Five” matchups here at EDSBS.

LOL Steampunk Mingo…

http://mystmakers.org/nommie/steampunk.jpg

Mingo: Klytus, I’m bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure body in the Big East Conference. The inhabitants call it… UConn.
Mingo: How peaceful it looks.

Earthquake rocks UConn

Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you make you recruiting decision now?
Mingo: Later, Klytus. l like to play with things a while…
before choosing a college.

And somewhere Yourhighness Morgan surveys his empire…always fearful of a raid by Lord Mingo and his barbarian hordes.

Is Barkevious Mingo from the planet Monistat 7 ?

I wonder how many Chocolate Labrador Retrievers in the South will get named Barkevious?

If he were to have a son, please please name him Mongo, or Bingo, or Ringo….or Johnny…

M-I-N-G-O, and Mingo was his name-o!

I wonder how many hostesses at various University have came up with that lame cheer?

I wonder what the delivery nurses were saying in the nursery when his mom filled out the birth certificate? I’d like to shake her hand. That is 100% pure awesome right there.
Something tells me the Demerol from the C-Section was working its magic…,along with the other OxyContin, Darvon, Vicodin, Dilaudid……

My next dog is going to be named Barkevious Mingo regardless of where he ends up. Not since God Shammgod has there been such an awesome name in college sports.

Isn’t he the bad guy in Flash Gordon? Ming now Mingo – very clever that one.

Barkevious Needs to sign with Alabama if only so so he can utter the following after the next Tide triumph over the Tigahs:

“When the White Hat is dead, Mango will eat his heart. Before he dies, Mango will put his children under the knife, so the White Hat will know his seed is wiped out forever.”

Once in college, Mingo must deal with the rogue republic of Quantavius Sturdivant, who easily disposed of
enclaves such as Jabu Lovelace and Tauiliili.

Where are they getting these names from?
The George Lucas Rejected Characters Name-generator?

Pelican-

My cousin’s hubby delivered a baby in Greensboro, AL during his residency at Druid City back in the early 80s. The mother thanked him for giving her baby such a beautiful name that was on the ID bracelet – “fuh-MAH-lay”, as the mother said it.

Yes, she named her daughter Female Smith. This might explain things somewhat…but not Barkevious.

If ya got the Fulmer Cup, can we not get a “BCS All-Name Team Spelling Bee Competition”, where we would have some 6th grade kids try to spell them correctly via some b.s. definition and have to use their names in a sentence?
Such as:
Barkevious: describes an animal that won’t STFU, ever. Goes ARP! ARP!
“Them Bulldogs are totally freakin’ barkevious, dude, totally!”

I think he actually wins this years competition, and would bet he would have won last years over Guesly Dervil….I think this one is a push for All Time Honors with Scientific Mapp..(I am sorry, I am in tears LOL at this, this is so ridiculous)

In the vain of Blazing Saddles…

Sheriff Miles: LOI request from Mingo. LOI request from Mingo.
Mingo: Me Mingo.
Sheriff Miles: Sign here please.

Mingo: Mingo like candy…

His parents, uh, mother should be brought up on child cruelty charges, and then sterilized. Still think Guesly Dervil wins out. Hard choice, though, hard choice…

My sister, a pediatrician, tried to convince a women not to name her son “she-thead” spelled Shithead. When my exasperated sister said “But it spells shit head!!!!” the women said “but that’s not the way you say it. it sounds like she-thead.”