FULMER CUP: WAZZOU LINEMAN CAUGHT WITH GLAUCOMA MEDS
Washington State finally breaks Troy’s iron grip on the Fulmer Cup with a two point marijuana charge for freshman defensive lineman Anthony Laurenzi. Laurenzi was arrested last week for carrying under 40 g of weed and for possession of paraphernalia, and has been suspended for all team activities as a punishment. Meaning that in the meantime, you know, he’ll just hang around and chill and…um…relax naturally.

No, I’m home. Come on in.









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Coop says:
The ads for this post are interesting:
1. Pot Rehab
2. 1948 Ole Miss T-Shirt
What, exactly, is being implied about Vaught’s boys?
January 26th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
40g? Sheeeeeit, he’s obviously a freshman.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
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sb says:
“What’s burnin’ in there?”
“That would be me…”
January 26th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
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mattain says:
He just couldn’t wait till that decriminalization bill passed. Could he?
January 26th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
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LePetomane the Fartiste says:
I see no one gives a fuck about Wazzou.No way they can contend for this honor even within their own conference. Pete Carrol has the talent to take them down.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Stoner Healthtip:
Don’t ever watch Man vs Food while stoned. It will turn into….
Man Vs. Food: Wal-Mart Empty the Snack Food Aisle Edition….30 packages of Cheeto’s Cheese Puffs…..and whatever you can find..just throw it in the cart…..then rellllllaxxxxxxx….is what I’m told…..
January 26th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Finally! The slow start to the Fulmer Cup had me thinking that Troy was going to win with a shutout. It is about time that our young heros start to show some initiative and do the stupid shit we all know they are capable.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
MPP: Don’t watch any food related TV while stoned. I know of some ‘friends’ who decided while smoking and watching No Reservations that Indian food looked “ABSOLUTELY KILLER CLUTCH!!!1!” and proceeded to shit out every orifice for two days afterward. Smokey Bear was placed in the closet for a week after that incident.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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CincySooner says:
hear, hear, Crabapple!!
I’ll be more than a little pissed if this season turns into Miss St./Auburn 2008.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
It wasn’t for glaucoma, the icky sticky was to treat his nausea, induced when he realized that the team only won two games last season and the outlook is not much better.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Just a sidenote, it’s “WAZZU” pronounced WAH-ZOO, not WAZZOU, which is like WAH-ZOW and makes no sense. Just sayin’. These fine gentlemen got it right it appears.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
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AZDuck says:
Coming from the school that brought us hydrochloric-acid-in-your-roommate’s-contact-lens-case, I must say I am disappointed.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
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OREGONSUCKS says:
Someone from Eugene condemning weed is like Bush condemning torture….
January 27th, 2009 at 1:17 pm