FULMER CUP: WAZZOU LINEMAN CAUGHT WITH GLAUCOMA MEDS

by Orson on Jan 26, 2009 4:03 PM EST

Washington State finally breaks Troy's iron grip on the Fulmer Cup with a two point marijuana charge for freshman defensive lineman Anthony Laurenzi. Laurenzi was arrested last week for carrying under 40 g of weed and for possession of paraphernalia, and has been suspended for all team activities as a punishment. Meaning that in the meantime, you know, he'll just hang around and chill and...um...relax naturally.

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What, exactly, is being implied about Vaught’s boys?

by Coop on Jan 26, 2009 4:21 PM EST reply actions

40g? Sheeeeeit, he’s obviously a freshman.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 26, 2009 4:21 PM EST reply actions

“What’s burnin’ in there?”

“That would be me…”

by sb on Jan 26, 2009 4:27 PM EST reply actions

He just couldn’t wait till that decriminalization bill passed. Could he?

by mattain on Jan 26, 2009 4:31 PM EST reply actions

I see no one gives a fuck about Wazzou.No way they can contend for this honor even within their own conference. Pete Carrol has the talent to take them down.

by LePetomane the Fartiste on Jan 26, 2009 4:36 PM EST reply actions

Stoner Healthtip:
Don’t ever watch Man vs Food while stoned. It will turn into….
Man Vs. Food: Wal-Mart Empty the Snack Food Aisle Edition….30 packages of Cheeto’s Cheese Puffs…..and whatever you can find..just throw it in the cart…..then rellllllaxxxxxxx….is what I’m told…..

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 26, 2009 4:44 PM EST reply actions

Finally! The slow start to the Fulmer Cup had me thinking that Troy was going to win with a shutout. It is about time that our young heros start to show some initiative and do the stupid shit we all know they are capable.

by Crabapple Buck on Jan 26, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions

MPP: Don’t watch any food related TV while stoned. I know of some ‘friends’ who decided while smoking and watching No Reservations that Indian food looked “ABSOLUTELY KILLER CLUTCH” and proceeded to shit out every orifice for two days afterward. Smokey Bear was placed in the closet for a week after that incident.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 26, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions

hear, hear, Crabapple!!

I’ll be more than a little pissed if this season turns into Miss St./Auburn 2008.

by CincySooner on Jan 26, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions

It wasn’t for glaucoma, the icky sticky was to treat his nausea, induced when he realized that the team only won two games last season and the outlook is not much better.

by skinnyphatman on Jan 26, 2009 5:37 PM EST reply actions

Just a sidenote, it’s “WAZZU” pronounced WAH-ZOO, not WAZZOU, which is like WAH-ZOW and makes no sense. Just sayin’. These fine gentlemen got it right it appears.

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 26, 2009 6:05 PM EST reply actions