Congrats to Georgia for getting the instant recruiting bump of getting your spring game on ESPN. Avoid trying to one-up Florida's sun-dappled extravaganza complete with sprinting contests, etc., and just point the camera at the stands. At the girls. Not the white kids in blackface.

THAT'S RACIST!!!

To combat these harmful stereotypes, very white us will be the ones handing out fried chicken at a tailgate at the game, partially because of this post, and mostly because fried chicken is really fucking good.