JIM TRESSEL'S VACATION: THE RETURN HOME

Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish. In English please…

Wow…“She needs a banana and I’ve got one to give her”…

I don’t recall reading this in the Winner’s Manual…is this a preview for a sequel book?

I guess we’ll never get that Asian sex vacation installment

my rough translation:
“El Escarlata! El Escarlata! Usted es una leyenda! "
The scarlet [one]! you are a legend!

El Escarlata! Impregnar mi esposa! Por favor!
The scarlet [one]! please impregnate my wife!

 Pis en mi dedos de los pies! Sería una bendición, El Escarlata
Place your toes in my pies! it would be a blessing, the scarlet [one]!

Por favor, díganos las verdades esenciales del universo El Escarlata
Please tell us the essential truths of the universe, the scarlet [one]!

El Escarlata: Ha sido 1889 días desde Michigan derrotados del Universidad de Estado de Ohio
It has been 1889 days since U of M has beaten tOSU

great stuff here. El Escarlata. classic.

You know that fuckers got a gallon of ripple in that jug, and a baggie full of Mexican stankweed in his pocket.

Maybe you did it on purpose, but, for what it matters, the correct version in Spanish would be:

Mexican one: El Escarlata! El Escarlata! Usted es una leyenda!

Mexican two: El Escarlata! Impregne a mi esposa! Por favor!

Mexican three: Orine en mis dedos de los pies! Sería una bendición, El Escarlata!

Mexican three! Por favor, díganos las verdades esenciales del universo El Escarlata!

A silence falls. El Escarlata pauses, and then intones these words.

El Escarlata: Han sido 1889 días desde que Michigan fue derrotado por la Universidad del Estado de Ohio. Now out of my way. There’s a hot lassie with gorilla fever in Columbus, Ohio. She needs a banana, and I’ve got one to give her.

…sorry. I won’t do it again.

@ DWH

[/throwing barstool at you]

Well, now that I re-read it, this part:
Mexican three: Pis en mi dedos de los pies! Sería una bendición, El Escarlata!

Should be: “Pise en mis dedos de los pies!”

I thought you meant “Pis” as in the Argentine expression for “urine”.

Aaaaaaaaaanyway… I dodged the barstool, picked it up and threw it back to you, sir.

i loath google translator.

Only 1,889 days? It’s been 4,609 days since the Irving Cowgirls won a PLAYOFF game. (Just had to throw that in).

I wanted Jim to do battle with the legendary Chupacabra – with or without the bannana.

muchas gracias Senor Swindle – me gusto mucho

I bow to you Senor Swindle. Mucho Gracias!

Viva Tressel!

I hope El Escarlata gets a nasty case of the runs for drinking that water.

Orson my man if you need help with Spanish here is:

First off most undocumented native Spansh speakers would not use El Escarlata, but El Colorado.
The Ohio State University would be La Universidad Estatal de Ohio.

Also the use of El Colorado wold be paying homage to “La Banda del carro rojo” by “Los Tigres del Norte,”
which deals with drug smuggling. There is also a movie based on that corrido in which everyone dies.

I am rather disappointed that El Colorado did not have any action in South east Asia or a stare down with Putin.

Google Translator is epic. And Glorious.

So very useful.