JIM LEAVITT WILL DEBONE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER JOBS

I can kind of sympathize with Leavitt here. When your OC is interviewing to become some other school’s tight ends coach, that doesn’t exactly speak glowingly of your own program’s prestige. It’d be kind of like Joe Biden telling Obama he wants to interview to become the UK’s secretary of state for environment, food, and rural affairs.

That said, Leavitt probably doesn’t look nearly as good in a lacy bustier top as Angela Bassett does.

While Leavitt claims that he doesn’t have “as much of a problem” with position coaches leaving, it still must burn him. Afterall, he stayed at USF despite being the golden boy 2 years ago with rumors of job offers. it appears that he expects the same sense of [misplaced] loyalty from assistant coaches. I wonder how much of his wrath is attributed to Dan McCarney moving on [up] to UF.

Can Freek do something with Leavitt?

Can Freek do something with Leavitt?

Did Da Vinci do something with paint?

however, like all masters… I’m guessing Freek does what he wants, when he wants.

re #1 lacy bustier…

I was thinking along similar lines.

The white trenchcoat, the black dress, the sassy hand-on-hip pose, the flaming car… it all works together.

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At least McCarney took the same job when he went to UF. Gregory wants to take about the lowest coaching job on the team at a large demotion in title. And he isn’t that good to begin with.

You had me at Angela Bassett.

The two new coaches on Urban Meyer’s staff came over from the Detroit Lions (QBs coach Loeffler) and the Washington Huskies (TEs coach White). Combined they won exactly zero games in 2008.

Granted, they were position coaches in incompetent organizations where those at the top were most responsible, but that is a lot of FAIL stank to be bringing aboard the U.S.S. Two Straight Titles or Bust cruiser. Especially since White spent the two seasons before last under Greg Robinson at Syracuse.

Ahhh…prime decolletage…a nice replacement for cheesecake bunda…although this is definitely upstaged by the displays on giadascleavage.com…

Proposing that “failstank” be added to the dictionary as a more efficient term for “stench of failure” — with your permissio, of course, Year2.

Thats hardcore.

JD- you’re right. Dan traded schools for the same position. I know that it was not the same salary (fairly substantial bump-up).

I wonder if Greg Gregory was thinking he would probably be fired anyway [shades of Tony Franklin] and thought ANY job at UF is better than no job. I can’t imagine that he was feeling too secure in his continued employment at USF after last year’s significant decline.

Grothe kinda had a year along the likes of Chase Daniel after having a pretty stellar year the year before. I didn’t see all the USF games but he looked pretty bad in the ones I did see. [Barely beat UCF and had a pretty horrible TD to interception ratio at the end] That all can’t be the OC’s fault.

Yeah… I don’t begrudge McCarney at all, because we’re us and they’re them and certainly UF could pay him a lot more money.

And you’re right about Grothe because I watched all 13 games and he didn’t get any better along the way. Actually I’m not sure he’s improved much since Gregory took over as OC and QB coach. There’s no way someone can start 36 straight games and not get any better unless the coaching sucks.

I’m in on “failstank”. gets my vote for best new word of the offseason.

“Greg Gregory, who already suffered from the mediocrity seemingly inherent in the double named,”

The Ghost of Mitch Mitchell would like you to tell him about this “mediocrity.”

We have a motion and a second on “failstank”. All in favor……

Look, USF pays nothing compared to other BCS schools, if you can take a lesser position, get more money, why not! Who wouldn’t want to get a chance to coach for the number one school in the country? AND THE NUMBER ONE COACH IN THE COUNTRY< URBAN MEYER? Leavitt probably never got over Dan M leaving and wanted to send a message. The wrong message I’d say. Burnham has two years at best to coach…why would he go to a town with 12,000 people and tractor parts, it wasn’t the money, He wanted to coach with his son and saw what happened with Gregory. Douglas, saw the same thing. Grothe didn’t have as bad a year as people thought, look at the stats, under the same OC when the school was ranked #2 What changed? Could it be Canales got his nose so far up Leavitts ass to get the job back…..