WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST: HEADLESS SOONERCAKE
by Orson on Jan 21, 2009 10:12 AM EST
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"The cake? Yeah. We've got it. The checklist again: make sure it's a headless torso. No arms or legs, either. Ever seen Boxing Helena? No? Okay, next. Pasty, corpselike-flesh color to the icing? Got it. It's pretty corpse-y. The boobs are definitely oddly shaped, like they'd roll out like windsocks if you took the bikini top off. The squiggle-firing nipples on the outside of the bikini are there, too. It's like her tits are firing little spirochetes, just like you wanted. We also gave her a navel, but that didn't quite work out. You can tell people it's supposed to be a stab wound. You like that? Really! Well, that's great, and a little disturbing. Pick it up anytime you like, then."
(HT: The mighty Cake Wrecks.)
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I formally withdraw my request for cheesecake.
by beerbaron on Jan 21, 2009 10:25 AM EST reply actions
Scene: Beach.
Punchline: “NOW you’re fucked!”
I love that joke.
by Rich on Jan 21, 2009 10:29 AM EST reply actions
“We want it to look like a chick, but AFTER Major Wright runs into her.”
by Doug on Jan 21, 2009 10:34 AM EST reply actions
At first glance I thought it was one of the O Linemen for the Sooners, but I quickly realized that you can’t consistently hold a DT without arms. Silly me!
by NativeSon on Jan 21, 2009 10:47 AM EST reply actions
To be fair to Soonerfan, this body shape is actually considered svelte and attractive in Oklahoma.
by hodad on Jan 21, 2009 11:47 AM EST reply actions
I believe the initial design called for the BCS NCG trophy to be the head, but that didn’t work out so well.
by HeadThief on Jan 21, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions
Orson just linked to Cake Wrecks… I think my head just exploded.
Hey, maybe THAT’s what happened to the model for the cake.
by SC_Gator on Jan 21, 2009 12:28 PM EST reply actions
I wouldn’t mind leaving some frosting of my own.
by AlanInDC on Jan 21, 2009 1:48 PM EST reply actions
man you fuckers are disgusting….
keep up the good work
by WarChiziken on Jan 21, 2009 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Man, a keg of beer where the head should be and we would have the perfect woman…
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 21, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions
She’s shaped like a real sooner co-ed, too. Sort of a half-pear/half-potato ookkie lovechild spheroid. Nice.
by 98horn on Jan 22, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions
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