HE'S A CAT-DOG; I'M A BAT-BEAR

by Orson on Jan 20, 2009 5:08 PM EST

Tyronne Green, Auburn lineman, defines himself as "a cat dog." It is a compelling answer to the tired "If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?" question, because you are an animal, and what the holy hell does this have to do with my ability to block a defensive lineman, anyway?

The answers varied for those at the Senior Bowl, but Rey Maualuga's had to be easy. He's capable of flight, can rip a man's face off with his teeth, possesses the power of echolocation, and is a slave for honey. This leaves only one possible answer to the question: he's so obviously a bear-bat.

bearbat
Bear-bat, dude. Easiest answer ever.

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Not a fuck lion to be seen. What a damn shame these kids are these days.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 20, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions

Bat-Bear is real! I’m SUPER CEREAL!

by Rawk on Jan 20, 2009 5:32 PM EST reply actions

Catdog — http://www.tv.com/catdog/show/755/summary.html?user_rating=15&rating_ref_type=101 — hilarious but ineffectual. I think he might have picked a wiser combo.

by John Ludwig on Jan 20, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions

TJ//

OK State just poached Miami DC Bill Young. Randy Shannon nods knowingly, says “This will help recruiting more than you would ever know”>

end TJ

by Kerwin4two on Jan 20, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions

Auburn doesn’t have the best Animal Husbandry degree in the country for nothin’, folks.

by EZ on Jan 20, 2009 6:02 PM EST reply actions

http://www.23rdandoverscouts.org.uk/joke%20catdog.gif

by Jams on Jan 20, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions

SJPW is a Near Sighted Fainting Goat -Turtle

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 20, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions

Ricky Jean-Francois is a purple gorilla w/ chainsaw genitalia

by Robert Paulsen on Jan 20, 2009 6:39 PM EST reply actions

please note the kegs in the backround.

and the absence of erin andrews.

by jd on Jan 20, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions

Owen Schmitt wrote down “Lion” last year. We love that guy.
Maualuga would deserve a lot more respect if he kept dancing after E.A. sensed (smelled maybe?) him.

by JB on Jan 20, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions