Tyronne Green, Auburn lineman, defines himself as “a cat dog.” It is a compelling answer to the tired “If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?” question, because you are an animal, and what the holy hell does this have to do with my ability to block a defensive lineman, anyway?

The answers varied for those at the Senior Bowl, but Rey Maualuga’s had to be easy. He’s capable of flight, can rip a man’s face off with his teeth, possesses the power of echolocation, and is a slave for honey. This leaves only one possible answer to the question: he’s so obviously a bear-bat.

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Bear-bat, dude. Easiest answer ever.